How can you be humorous when walking your dog?

1. I'm really exhausted since I got a dog. I take it out every day, not me, but it walks with me.

2. Every time I visit the night market, there will be a pet shop WeChat in my mobile phone. My wife loves dogs too much!

3, a person at home, worried about forgetting my keys every day, and then really forgot to walk the dog downstairs today. Now I'm waiting outside with the dog.

In fact, one of the great advantages of keeping a dog is that when a person is wandering outside, it can be said that he is out walking the dog.

When I started walking my dog downstairs alone, my old mother's heart was pounding. Lie on the windowsill and watch.

6. It's too lonely to walk the dog alone. I have a crazy conversation with the dog like a psychopath.