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Singles' Day is suitable for making friends.
1, Singles Day is coming, fallen leaves kiss the earth, geese fly south in droves, flies and mosquitoes fall in love at the same time, and turtles hibernate hand in hand. What are you waiting for? Don't hurry to take off your singles and hug each other for warmth!
2. Stranger, stranger, cut off my love path. I tried to find her place in my dream. I suddenly turned around, and she turned her back on me and blocked the road at my feet. It's another year of Singles Day, and I can't hold on to being single!
3, Singles Day confession: 23 years old, with unusual ability. At the age of seven, I can recite poems, and at the age of eight, I have money. So far, there are no wives and concubines, and the holiday is embarrassing. I want to find a woman to hold our hands. Please help each other and fulfill our wishes.
4, sunshine, moonlight, starlight, I hope every ray of light can bring you smooth; Family, love, friendship, may every family bring you good luck; Yesterday, today and tomorrow, may every day bring you peace. Happy Singles Day!
The beauty of Singles Day is that you don't participate in the bustling dating army, don't join the vast cinema, and don't have to worry about choosing the wrong color and ordering the wrong taste. I will send you a text message when I have time. Happy Singles Day!
6. Singles' Day gives you three policies: don't be paranoid at home alone, don't be lonely and useless on a phone call, and a group of friends are waiting for your warm greetings! Singles Day is coming, and happiness is not discounted!
7. Singles Day is coming, the marriage of opportunity will accompany you, hold you happily and sweetly, good luck will follow you, and happy love will always accompany you. I wish you a happy Singles Day and a happy life.
8. On Singles Day, I wish you a bachelor now and a bachelor in the future. I am a bachelor now, and I will never be a bachelor again. I am not a bachelor now, but I may be a bachelor in the future. Happy holidays.
9, ask how much sadness you can have, just like a group of bachelors dancing in the early days. A bachelor's life should be spent like this: he can't afford to sleep in the morning and wants to sleep at night. It is best to wake up and it will be dark. Hehe, Happy Singles Day!
10, a breeze and a cold, a fallen leaf and an autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, I was alone until I raised my cup and asked the bright moon. See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A sudden desire is aroused, and one can no longer celebrate this festival!
1 1, it's been a long time. Today, I finally found that we have one thing, that is, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry. They are all bachelors and appreciate each other. Happy Little Singles' Day, and get rid of the bachelor group as soon as possible.
12, dude, it's Singles Day again. Last year, I promised to introduce you to someone. Today, I decided to give you a romantic date. This girl is cute, with big ears and a long nose. Her name is piggy. Love it!
13, another year's Singles Day, the club sent a congratulatory message telling you to eat when you are hungry and to discharge when you are lonely. Don't just spend money without making money. When you go out, make more eyes. Don't say I won't do it. Singles Day, please do it!
14, being single is an accident, but the reality is very helpless, but I am willing to wait. In fact, my true love has accelerated, my goal is not far away, and my wish has come true. Before the next Singles Day, there will be love irrigation! Happy Singles Day!
15, one person's wonderful, one person's efforts, one person's burden, one person's dance. Singles Day sends you a blessing, not because you are a bachelor, but because you have a bachelor color. Wish you a happy life!
16, the annual Singles' Day, has not yet got rid of this fate. A blessing here, Valentine's Day will be over next year. Cheers sounded silently and shouts came from the bottom of my heart. Happy Singles' Day and spend Valentine's Day together next year.
17. Who doesn't want to be an aristocrat shining with the romantic light of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream. Don't! If you are still single today, you can indulge in aristocratic addiction generously. Happy Singles Day!
18, who said that sentimentality is always annoyed by ruthlessness, but in fact it is just a lack of resources; Whoever says that a person is full and the whole family is not hungry means that hungry people don't know how hungry they are. Singles' Day is coming, I wish you take off your "light" as soon as possible and run happily!
19, who said that rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, and they should start early when they are ripe; Who said that beauty can only be matched with heroes, and see who can jump well with hoes; Who says there are many fish in the sea? It depends on whether you find it or not.
20. I received a reliable message: In order to celebrate Singles Day, all handsome guys like you will be given priority by Singles Day Headquarters to assign you a beautiful woman as a girlfriend. Opportunity knocks but once. Hurry up!
2 1, Singles' Day, wishing all the best for married nunchakus; The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The "single stick" who is still single has a bright future; Whether it's a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome!
22. It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to be single all your life. On the occasion of Singles Day, I hope that the majority of male bachelors and female bachelors will hold high the banner of bachelors and March forward courageously along the bachelor route. World Bachelor Association wishes you a happy holiday!
23. I am single! I am not trapped by love, I am not hurt by love, I am not waiting for anyone, I am not sad silently, I am not worried about anyone, I am not sleeping alone, I am me! Happy bachelor!
24. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is coming, I wish you more handsome!
25, Singles Day arrangement: root fritters in the morning, put aside to eat; Take the bus to and from work; Invite bachelors to play mahjong at night, only Hu tiao; Go to bed at eight o'clock in the evening on time. Be sure to do it and get rid of being single next year!
26. I am a hardcore. After more than 20 years of tempering, I finally became an iron needle. Unfortunately, I'm still single. Today, I sent a message I hope everyone can help me thread the needle and let me find the other half. Finally, I wish you a happy singles day!
27. I know that you have been running around in vilen without "light", but remember that the premise of emotional "light" is to divest property. Please believe that there is no eternal singles, only those who don't work hard. They have the conditions to get rid of the "light" and will get rid of the "light" if they don't create conditions. On Singles' Day, I wish all the "remaining fighters" in the world find the "other half" and all bachelors have families.
28. Is the person around you your lover? It's February, and your friend sent you a message of blessing. I wish you don't have to be a bachelor on Singles' Day, and you have a bosom lover around you. I wish you sweet love and happy life.
29. The lotus root is knotted and the mud is not stained; Bamboo is knotted, and the wind is strong in the southeast and northwest; Pine knotted, frost and snow can not collapse; You also have festivals: Singles Day is coming, but don't forget to enjoy it.
I don't want to persuade you to marry anyone, but you are a hero. How can a hero have no wife? Cheer for you when you are aggressive and hold you in my arms when you are ashamed. May you think twice on this Singles Day.
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