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Why are you shelling me?

Are you going to invite me or not?

Please please please.

B: Ah.

Just kidding. I really want to invite you.

B: Huh?

A: Just don't eat at home.

B: What's the matter?

A: It's stingy to eat at home.

B: Ah.

A: There is nothing good about it.

Hmm.

A: Except for the two of us.

B: Where?

Our Beijing hotel.

Beijing Hotel?

A fancy restaurant!

What can I eat?

A: Please ask some old masters to cook a national dish for us and hold a banquet in the north and south.

Beijing Hotel?

A: Yes!

B: treat me to a Chinese meal, and the banquet will go from north to south?

A: Yes.

I'm not looking down on you.

A: Yes. Ethnic cuisine, North-South banquet.

B: North-South banquet?

A: Alas.

Let's do it today.

A: What should I do?

B: Ladies and gentlemen, if you can tell me the dishes of the North-South banquet, it's my treat.

You look down on me when you say that.

B: Huh?

A: I just need to name a few dishes and invite you?

B: Alas.

I told you!

Tell me!

A: Listen!

B: Ah.

A: I'll treat you to four dried dishes, four fresh dishes, four candied fruits, four cold cuts, three sweet bowls and four snacks.

Oh? Then what do you mean by "four dry"?

Answer: The four stems are black melon seeds, white melon seeds, walnut dipped seeds and sugar almonds.

B: Sixian?

A: Beishan apple, Shenzhou peach, Guangdong litchi and Guilin horseshoe.

B: Four candied fruits?

A: green plums, orange cakes, round meat and melon strips.

B: Four cold cuts?

A: Whole lamb liver, crab legs, boiled chicken and fried ribs.

Three sweet bowls?

A: Lotus seed porridge, almond tea and steamed rice with sugar.

B: Four snacks?

A: Hibiscus cake, Lama cake, fried dumplings, fried dumplings.

B: That's a lot!

A: Isn't that great? Too many, isn't it?

B: That's quite a lot.

A: Too many, isn't it?

B: Ah.

A: Quite a lot. Just put a table and a saucer on it. I prefer two bites, but I don't want to eat. I took it to the side and the real North-South dishes came up.

Take your time and tell me what's next.

A: The first big dish in the back is steamed mutton.

This is a big dish!

A: there's nothing in the back.

B: Huh?

A: There are steamed bear paws in the back.

Oh?

A: Steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, braised pig, braised duck, braised chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat and sausage. Assorted su, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig.

B: That's quite a lot.

A: Braised duck with glutinous rice.

B: Ah.

A: Canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed meat, stewed goose, pheasant, preserved rabbit, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash, shredded duck, stewed duck loin, stewed duck strips, shredded duck and yellow tube.

B: Ah.

A: Braised Monopterus albus, Braised Monopterus albus, Douchi Catfish, Boiled Carp, Boiled Catfish, Steamed Soft-shelled Turtle, Fried Carp, Fried Shrimp, Soft-fried Pork, Assorted Sausage, Crispy Cream Roll and Braised Western Western jackdaw.

B: Wow!

A: Fresh mushrooms.

B: Ah.

A: Pan-fried fish breast, pan-fried fish belly, pan-fried fish bones, pan-fried fish slices, vinegar-fried pork slices, braised three delicacies, braised mushrooms, braised whole mushrooms, braised pigeon eggs, fried shrimps, braised kidney flowers and braised sea cucumbers.

B: Ah.

A: Boiled sea cucumber and boiled cabbage.

B: Ah.

A: Blow your ears and fry frogs.

B: Wow!

A: And osmanthus wings.

B: Ah.

A: Steamed wings, fried birds, fried things, steamed scallops, fried rice with sugar, shredded chicken, shredded belly, assorted tofu and assorted diced meat!

B: That's enough!

Bad ducks and crabs.

Hmm.

A: Rotten fish, fried fish slices, fried crab meat, fried crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed pumpkin, fried loofah, stuffed melon, stewed chicken feet, stewed duck feet, stewed bamboo shoots, boiled rice, dried eggplant oven meat, duck soup, crab soup, and three delicacies.

B: I can't eat!

A: there's more in the back!

B: Huh?

A: There are red meatballs, white meatballs, stir-fried meatballs, fried meatballs, south fried meatballs, Four Joy Meetballs, fresh shrimp meatballs, preserved fish meatballs, stir-fried meatballs, tofu meatballs, fried meatballs, yipin meat, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, braised red meat, braised yellow meat and jar meat.

B: Ah!

A: Big meat, white meat! Sauced tofu meat, red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, bean curd elbow, roast elbow, stewed mutton, braised mutton, roasted mutton, spiced mutton, fried mutton, roasted mutton, fried three kinds, braised three kinds, braised silver wire, stewed eggs, stir-fried white chop suey and three fresh shark fins. Sharp live carp! Get out of the way Chicken! Do you like these dishes?

B: Yes!

A: I can't eat if I like it!

B: Why?

I have no money in my pocket!

B: Greedy me!