Talk about friends' little humor on weekends.

1, I am lazy, but I want to be better, so I choose the lazy way.

I want to lose weight, but I also want to eat delicious food, so I choose not to lose weight.

I'm not fat, I just store too much energy.

I'm not lazy, I'm just saving my strength.

I'm not broke, I'm just accumulating wealth.

It's not that I have no time, I'm just planning my time.

7. I am not illiterate, I am just pursuing a higher level of knowledge.

8. I don't have a girlfriend. I'm just waiting for the right person.

I'm not without friends, I just want to find like-minded people.

10, I'm not idle, I'm just enjoying a boring time.

1 1, I'm not heartless, I'm just protecting my heart.

12, I'm not without ideals, I'm just looking for a better future.

13, it's not that I don't have a dream, I'm just trying to realize my dream.

14, it's not that I don't have a sense of humor, I'm just waiting for someone who deserves to be amused.

15, it's not that I haven't finished writing this article, I'm just creating more paragraphs.