A touch of humor, something to laugh about

A touch of humor, just say something that makes you want to laugh

1. Not every word of sorry can be replaced by a word of no problem.

2. Scandal is the MSG of ordinary life, adjusting everyone's taste.

3. Being beautiful can only provide eyesight to others, but it does not necessarily lead to happiness.

4. Without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even the insane have become smarter!

5. In public situations, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private I often disgrace myself.

6. I dreamed of eating spaghetti last night and found that my shoelaces were missing the next day.

7. Do two things every day: don’t want to sleep at night and don’t want to think about it in the morning.

8. Why do you never say anything out loud when something happens, but keep it in your heart? Answer: "I want to make my breasts bigger!" ”

9. The difference between open book and closed book is that one is copying at the top and the other is copying at the bottom.

10. There is me in your eyes, and there is me in my eyes. What a pig.

11. Nowadays, cats and dogs dare to call themselves teachers, right, Teacher Zeng? 12. When you are in a bad mood, you go to the school gate and kick the bicycles, knocking them down. .

13. Please cherish the thin people around you, because if a gust of wind blows one day, they will be blown away.

14. Things that make you sad, One day, you will say it with a smile

15. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream.

16. Getting closer to your ideal. The appearance is the best thing I have ever done.

17. All the nagging of a woman is just to exchange for a caring word from a man.

18. Say it in front of you. Those who speak ill of you are friends, those who speak ill of you behind your back are fake good people

19. Be happier, safer, and happier

20. Perhaps, being isolated from the world is my maintenance Your best way

21. The heart is only so big, but you account for two-thirds...

22. Don’t tell your pain easily. Some people just Just a joke

23. My heart is wandering and I can never find the other side. When I am tired, I sing a love song to miss you.

24. The feeling of liking but not being able to be together. , who knows?

25. Don’t do things that make you regret. If you do, do things that make others regret.

26. You grew up with a lack of love. Tie a hemp rope over the pot lid

27. In fact, I am also a fairy descending to earth, but I was not sure when I came down and landed face first.

28. If you do it in a daze. Good is called deep. If you do not do well, you are likely to fall asleep

29. Your explanation is a cover-up, cover-up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of sin

30. Do you have a person around you who gets happy when you are angry?

31. When they are in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives? .

32. After listening to English, the only thing I can understand is the first few Chinese sentences