How to humorously say that you are divorced?

1. You told me not to drink, and I listened to you. I listened to you. Let's go.

2. Learning will be practical, and reading should be modest first. -famous sayings

3. Listening to him talking to her on the phone outside the room, I have no impulse to kick the door

4. I am used to locking my thoughts in my heart, and I don't want to let them linger in my mind or share them with others

5. I don't know how to stand on the bridge, but I watch it for a long time like a week.

6. It is also a kind of love. Letting go is also a kind of love. Life has no rehearsal, but it has its own future.

7. Gloomy is not pleasing to people. Laughter and sunshine are always the loveliest.

8. [I think I can catch you shining in the sea of people ]

9. Actually, it's a wonderful thing to be alive, not because of the beautiful scenery, but because of who I met and was warmed up, and then I hope I can become a small sun to warm others one day. -"San Mao is not in the Sahara"

1. Friendship is everything. Friendship is more important than talent, and it is almost equal to family. Don't forget this. ({The Godfather})

11. Love is consensual, simply reluctant to be together, maintaining only superficial happiness. It is better to learn to let go and pursue your own happiness than to maintain a short-term happiness.

Humorous sentences about divorce talk about mood phrases

12. I don't need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go to the side with you.

13. I feel very happy that my living environment has changed from frugality to ample food and clothing. It would be very sad if having plenty of food and clothing turned into a diet.

14. It is absolutely true that love makes all people become orators. -Rogrun

15. Happy Valentine's Day! I'm sorry to bring you a lonely Valentine's Day, because I haven't found anyone to make you happy, but he will appear by your side soon, believe me!

16. Say goodbye to August, and please say goodbye to your inner impetuousness and tell yourself that every beautiful day is today. Enjoy today and feel it.

17. Books are still medicine, and good reading can cure fools-Liu Xiang

18. Every time you rummage through his space and try to know all his past, you are not jealous, you are just sad and have a deep feeling that he has never given you.

19. Young people are more suitable for invention than for judgment; More suitable for execution than for discussion; Things that are more suitable for the new plan than the usual ones. -bacon

2. When the word "beloved" is read together, it is "debt".

21. Whatever God doesn't give me, no matter how tightly my fingers are fastened, it still leaks; For me, no matter how I miss in the past, I will have it. -San Mao

22. Gentle you are like settling in my heart, while playful me is like playing in your heart. .

23. Ten minutes later, the teacher hasn't come yet.

24, you are not that good, it seems that it is not very important.

25. Music is the source of Wonder's embryo. I must compare a person who is unmoved by music to wood and stone. If you pretend to be a teacher and can't sing, you are simply not qualified to be a teacher. .