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Talking about the high temperature of more than 30 degrees

The high temperature of more than 30 degrees is as follows:

1. Lying on the mat feels like a sizzling beef tenderloin.

2. The person who invites you out for dinner in this weather must be a close friend of life and death, and the conversation must be about life-long matters.

3. Are my shoes still stuck to the asphalt?

4. The weather here is very hot today. Feeling irritable.

5. The sun is like a huge fireball, its rays are scorching, the road is heated by the scorching sun, and a string of white smoke is emitted every step you step on.

6. After putting on makeup for an hour, I opened the door and went bare-faced.

7. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

8. Let’s stay home. You can make omelettes on the sidewalk.

9. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly close to the shade of trees, as if they are afraid that the sun will damage their wings.

10. Others are celebrating Chinese Valentine's Day, but I am advising my roommates that they still need to wash their faces and take a shower in the hot weather of more than 30 degrees.

11. I often do some inexplicable things, such as catching a cold with a high temperature of more than 30 degrees, and feeling uncomfortable everywhere.

12. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

13. If I had to choose a way to die now, I would be willing to freeze to death.

14. Everyone suffers from the heat, but I love the long summer.

15. I can finally get a free sauna.