Talking about the tone of signature

1. Do you know what is the most painful thing for a man in his life? Just no wife. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life? Is to have a wife and run away with someone else's mother.

Second, the best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?

Third, once naive, the cruelty of reality, let me know: the hypocrisy of the world, the indifference of people!

Fourth, women like a man and want to listen to lies; When a woman hates men, she wants to hear the truth.

Fifth, heartache? Blame yourself. You have the ability to love others, but you can't make others fall in love with yourself.

6. Marriage is a game of Go.

Seven, marriage is a kind of fruit.

Eight, there are people like me; In Weibo, looking at other people's writing, finding your own part is confusing.

Nine, because of you, I know how to grow, but you are still my injury.

Ten, how much love can fool around.

Eleven, because I have never met, I have never been sad. Never happy.

Twelve, if you don't feel, don't give me the illusion; If you are insincere, don't disturb my heart.

Thirteen, my love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

14. People whose weight is below 100 are either flat-chested or short.

Fifteen, even if you are drunk, it is also a memory, because you can't forget anything.

Sixteen, a person walks, a person sleeps, a person thinks, and a person is drunk. A person is busy, a person is tired, a person is agitated, and a person feels. From hope to despair, hope to disappointment. From dream to fantasy, from delusion to nothingness. I miss you very much, you in the past, you who didn't have time to smile, you who are willing to give everything for me, and you who stare at me with loving eyes.

Seventeen, as the saying goes, no matter how long you have known each other, you should look at your own feelings and development. My friend, I only care about quality, not quantity.

Eighteen, where there is no water is desert, and where there is no sound is loneliness.

Nineteen, heartache? Blame yourself. You have the ability to love others, but you can't make others fall in love with yourself.

A friend is someone who can still like you after seeing through you.

2 1. Looking back, there is nothing I can do in my life. Those young and frivolous people, in this way, go further and further with the footsteps of the years. Old is the years, never old is to see your unforgettable picture. A memory stays in memory, but a relationship needs to be remembered for a lifetime.

22. People are the best, not how many people you know! But how many people still know you when you are in trouble!

Twenty-three, people who are sad and happy for you are enemies; People who are happy for you are friends; People who feel sorry for you are the ones who should be in their hearts!

24. The feathers on my wings fall off for you. Do you expect me to fly for you again?

Twenty-five, love a person, even if it takes a lifetime, it will still be enough.

E-baby, e-baby, e-baby, e-baby, e-baby.

Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

If only I were a dandelion: I have beautiful headdress and special wings, and my mother won't stop me from sailing.

Q: What is the relationship between Pakistan and Kaspersky? A: The relationship between Pakistan and Pakistan.

I was drunk and nobody obeyed, so I held the wall.

Why do you despise so many people?

Men are made of mud. Women are made of water. You are made of cement.

Think about it, or kindergarten.

The main task of post-80s generation is to create post-00 generation.

Facts have proved that feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

You said you would wait for me. Did you wait? Did you find someone to wait with?

PS: I like looking at space, but I never go back, so I know everyone around me and their joys and sorrows.

Why do so many people like to prove that they are men by girlish means?

There is a bug in my house, eyah eyah.

My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

People are born, demons are born by demons, and you are born by transvestites.

Obama may use Xifeng's DNA for biological and chemical weapons tests.

Chinese is one of the easiest languages to learn in the world, otherwise it is difficult to explain why 65.438+300 million people choose Chinese as their mother tongue.

People who look up are not necessarily looking up at the stars, but may also have nosebleeds.

What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

Before, I regarded money as dirt; Nowadays, money treats me like dirt.

There is nothing to do. Go and wash our coal pile white.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

Classic about boyfriends: I don't even believe in punctuation.

1. The dream didn't come true because it was not realistic enough.

2. It's all tap water, so it's pure!

3. History, only the name is true; Fiction, only the name is fake.

4. Either endure or be cruel.

5. Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

6. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

7. You are great. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

8. Plant you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are!

9. I can put your words in the oil pan and squeeze out the oil!

10. What a terrible fool an educated fool is!

1 1. I don't even believe in punctuation.

12. Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

13. The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.

14. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

15.QQ, let's talk about it, or kindergarten is easy to mix.

16. Hit what you should! It's sad not to hit you!

17. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

18. I have no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

19. I said, big brother, I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to keep sending it to me!

20. After the two broke up completely, every year on each other's birthday, either party sent a message to send a blessing, proving that although we broke up, I still remember you and even remember your birthday. It's totally unnecessary bullshit. Do you regard people as martyrs' cemeteries?

I even want to show off a punctuation mark you gave me.

1. One day, I will definitely live a day when I can roll over and kiss you.

One day, you will find how good I am, but I won't wait for you to get old.

Love is when someone comes and never leaves.

I am most sad to see that there are many opposite sex around you, but I am not qualified to let these people go.

Nowadays, boys are too bad, whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they also compete with girls for boyfriends.

6. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

7. In life, there is one person worth remembering, and that is fate; There is a person who misses himself very much and is very happy.

8. Commitments made and debts owed; Tears left behind, love that can't be put down.

I even want to show off a punctuation mark you gave me.

10, Mushroom Cool Remember, the person who can make you forget the past must be your future.

1 1, there will always be someone leaving, which will make you feel that you have nothing in an instant!

12, if you don't treat me as a treasure, someone will treat me as a life.

13, I won't leave you, after all, you are the one who can affect my mood all day.

14, no matter how poor you are, I am your last luggage.

15, love is a disease, even if it is cured, it will leave sequelae.

16. How many scum do you need to know from blue school uniforms to white wedding dresses?

17, I am not a gentle person, but I have done everything gentle for you.

18, I fell in love with you at first sight, but you hurt me with your sword.