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The Story of Mao Yeren (Northern Shaanxi Edition)

Once upon a time, there was a family who lived deep in the forest. There isn't a family within miles of Fiona Fang, Fiona Fang. My father is working outside, and I have a mother and three children at home. The eldest daughter is called thimble, the second daughter is called door bolt, and the youngest son is called pot brush. One day, my mother went to other places to deliver food to my father, and she was not at ease when she left. The three children said, "Don't open the door when I'm away. Don't drive until mom comes back. " The child said, "Mom, don't worry, I'm fine."

Mother walked, and the yellow wind blew. Who knew that she met a savage on her way to the corner? Pretending to be a village woman, Mao Yeren said to her, "Sister-in-law, please sit down and let's have a heart-to-heart talk. Where do you live? " What happened at home? "His aunt listened to me and said," My family lives at the foot of the Western Mountain, and all three children are fine. The eldest daughter is called thimble, the second daughter is called door bolt, and the youngest son is called pot brush. Now my husband is working in the mountains, so I bring him food. "Mao Yeren heart is full of joy, eat the old can also eat tender. Mao Yeren said that Sister-in-law's head was itchy. Please find me lice. The more my mother looks at this man, the more he looks like a savage. She is so scared. After catching lice for a while, the savage said, "Sister-in-law, I'll catch lice for you! "Mom said that my gold comb and silver comb were all shaved. Helpless, the savage Mao had great strength and pulled it in his arms and murmured, "The gold nails and silver nails are squeaky white." So the savage Mao ate his mother, leaving two thighs. Dressed in his mother's clothes and carrying two thighs, Mao Yeren turned into his mother's appearance and walked to the village at the foot of Xishan Mountain.

Arrived in Zhuangzi, savage Mao put a leftover thigh in each mill lane, walked to the door and began to call: "thimble opens the door for mom!" " The thimble looked through the gap between the two doors and said, "You are not my mother, you are not my mother!" My mother has black hair, and your red hair is scary. "Mao Yeren asked for a bowl of Dongzhuang bottom ash and a bowl of Xizhuang bottom ash, and dyed his hair black. He went to the door again and began to shout, "open the door for mom!" " The door bolt saw through the door that it was not her mother and said, "You are not my mother! You are not my mother! My mother's face is glistening, and yours is like the bottom of a pot. " Mao Yeren dug a bowl of mud in Dongshan and a bowl of mud in Xishan and painted his face white. Mao Yeren began to call the door again: "Open the door for mom with a pot brush!" "The pot brush was startled:" You are not my mother! You are not my mother! My mother's teeth are white and neat, so how come you have pig teeth? Ye Mao stamped his foot angrily and said, "Put your finger out of the door, and mother will bring you a gold ring." . "Pot brush finger, barbarian contended, is crying in pain, so we have to open the door.

Savage Mao went home and said, "Grind an ox leg and dig an ass leg. Bring them back and I'll cook for us. " Three children went to get the ox leg and donkey leg. When the eldest brother and the second brother saw where it was, it was their mother's leg, and they began to cry quietly. Back to the thigh, savage hair put them in the pot and cooked them. The thimble and the door bolt fell into the kitchen fire without eating them. Only the pot brush ate the mother's meat in ignorance.

At night, it's time to go to bed. Savage Mao said, "Fat!"