Talking about storms.

Life is a long road, and we have just set foot on the journey. If we are weak, can we stand the test of the Lord's life? We can survive the calm before the storm, but when the real storm strikes, can we persist?

Flowers are delicate and ephemeral. Even if it is maintained, it will still wither because of love for the sun. Once the storm strikes, no amount of expensive fences can protect them.

When the sky begins to turn cloudy, it must be a sudden storm. Standing on the windowsill, watching the water on the ground flow into the river instantly, I can't help shivering. ......

Typhoon crossing the border, land, sea and air traffic paralysis, heavy rain hit. Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge was shocked by the potholes. It was the 15th anniversary of Happy Camp, and the host and fans cried. Mu Guiying is in command, and David's ratings have increased. On August 3, men's day was celebrated, and men's status was finally improved.

It's really distressing in the hot summer. It often rains heavily, thunder and lightning, and there is nowhere to hide and escape. In summer, experts come to make suggestions, and it is very important to prevent electricity and water. Pay attention to diligence at ordinary times to avoid less injuries and losses.

There was a rainstorm in the city last night, with no moon and no dreams, and the lights were dim. I was left alone, inseparable. When the heart is saddest, wind and lightning follow!

When the storm strikes, the branches of the forest dance and the leaves surge, and thousands of trunks are thousands of swaying strings, playing a thrilling symphony; Clouds float in, and everything is submerged under the white waves, turning into a swaying underwater forest; But when the tropical rain poured down, the sun shone again, and the water droplets on hundreds of millions of leaves flashed with hundreds of millions of shining stars, dazzling people's eyes.

I'm here, the storm is coming, and the snowstorm is coming. Don't be afraid, just around.

When the storm comes, the grass seems to be singing for the earth and dancing for the sky. Storm is obviously an unwelcome person. It is wishful thinking to uproot the grass. In fact, the slender grass has been preparing for this life-and-death struggle for a long time; Because it always remembers the green mission given to it by the earth.

Even if the storm strikes, raise your brightest smile!

You won't remember me in the future, but I will keep the agreement and I will come to you. Even if the storm comes, even if the sun is scorching, even if I am alone and lonely, even if I am afraid that it is a road I have never taken, I will stick to it and I will definitely come to your side. I love you.

In a stable and peaceful state, everyone will say that everyone can advocate human rights and make some serious remarks, but once the storm strikes, everyone will panic and have no ability to think about what is right, so they can only dance with the commotion.

Ah, grass, why are you everywhere? You always have to compete with each other and grab the sunshine. When wildfire comes, the wind can be reborn. When the storm strikes, even if it is suppressed, even the roots are blown up. As long as there is such a piece of soil, a drop of water and a ray of sunshine, it will go on with difficulty. For what? No matter how hard you try, it is grass, no matter how tough you are, it is just as humble!

Want to know more about him. But I don't know what I want to know. The truth is, she just wants to be sure of him, and wants him to be sure of himself. Among all the reasons of eye movement, radiant, gentle voyage and heavy rain, she wants to find the shadow of the two together.

If you are destined to suffer, then treat pain as a kind of training. Since everything is inevitable, let the storm come more violently!

Rainstorm sentences (a collection of 40 sentences)

The rain kept falling, the wind outside began to blow violently, and the windows began to ring with it. I no longer appreciate the rain scene, but I feel afraid. A flash of lightning, I jumped into my mother's arms like a frightened bird, and then fell asleep unconsciously.

2. Sometimes I am really speechless with my mother. I had to walk home in the heavy rain. If I don't go, I'm too lazy to exercise.

3. It's raining. It rained heavily last night and it was impossible to go out. The thunder and lightning at night woke me up, really!

Raindrops hit the back window for a while, poured in from the front of the balcony for a while, and in a blink of an eye, it was wet and bright everywhere. The open doors and windows were whipped by the wind and rain, swinging violently from side to side. A small piece of wood on the roof of a house in front was suddenly rolled up by the wind and disappeared in the wind and rain in the blink of an eye.

What a timely rain! The corn seedlings in the field will have a good time. I seem to see rain flowing into fields, orchards and people's hearts.

6. It's not terrible to love someone. The terrible thing is to give your heart to the wrong person or not to let go.

7. I hope it rains heavily now, so I don't have to be dragged away.

8. The spring rain is falling, and the thin rain silk is woven into a huge net, hanging from the clouds to the ground. The dark mountain in the distance, the pink peach blossom nearby, the green poplar and the soft willow branches are all shrouded in this boundless net. This net is a gauze skillfully woven by Miss Chun, covering the sky and the sun.

9. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof with you.

10. Raindrops as big as beans can't wait to fall like full pearls. The rain is getting heavier and heavier. After a while, it rained cats and dogs. Raindrops "crackled" on the roof tiles, as if playing a beautiful symphony in the rain.

1 1. The rain is getting denser and denser, and sugar cane covers my view. Those who ran to the shelter cheering can only see their figures, but they can't see their faces clearly.

12. Tenderness is getting cold, and I can't hear you say good night anymore.

13. It rained heavily when I came out, and the light rain opened the crazy mode. Forgive my magical laughter.

14. It rained heavily this morning, and it rained heavily. The crack of the glass window lit a string of firecrackers, and the wind roared outside. The terrible thunder seemed that there were ten thousand tigers running like me.

15. I thought I saw a fireworks, but in fact I was waiting for a rainstorm.

16. They will age and wither, but aging and withering is also a reality. As the spirit of all things, why hide yourself behind powder and paint?

17. Fengshen's sharp arrow roared and shot at the helpless earth, giving out bursts of cheers. The trees on the roadside shook their clumsy limbs as much as possible to avoid the rain arrows, but in spite of this, the trees were all black and blue in an instant. The small pond in front of the house was soon filled with a large area of yellow water. The duckweed on the river curled up in a corner of the pond like a frightened child. The river turns violently with the wind direction, and the waves on the river keep rolling.

18. The most pleasant thing is summer rain. She came so suddenly and enthusiastically, washed her mind in the torrential rain, and the irritability and block in her chest were swept away.

19. In hot summer, it's raining heavily and windy, and the grass is swaying. After the rainstorm, the grass stubbornly raised its head and smiled at the sun.

20. The wind roared, slammed the door open and slammed it on the wall. The chimney murmured in a low voice as if swallowing in the dark.

The sentence of rainstorm (Part II) 2 1. Human nature is well managed. You come to work and I'll rest. Send greetings and cooperate sincerely.

22. It's 38 degrees in the morning, and it thunders and rains at night. I can't stand it.

23. It rained heavily today, so the two children had to go out to play. The biggest feeling of turning on the wiper is still a little fuzzy. The road is slippery in rainy days, pay attention to safety!

24. I also like the rainstorm in summer. It has neither the smoothness of winter rain nor the desolation of autumn rain, nor the lingering of spring rain. There was only a downpour. Crazy. Look at it, make public, be unscrupulous, sweep everything, and vent your strength. After its washing, all the polluted ears between heaven and earth were washed away, and everything was put on a new coat.

25. The crowded roads in the city are crowded with people who are busy making a living. They are wearing raincoats of various colors. In the cool rain, they are like chess pieces that can't find their place. On the roof of a gray building, there are several wandering pigeons, full of worries, which are even heavier in the rain.

26. When we sat under the window sill of the nursing home in the twilight, all I could do was recall.

27. In the distant sky, on the black clouds like broken cotton wool, lightning is flashing, flashing east and west, giving off dazzling white light, like a sword, stabbing the black clouds in the sky from left to right.

28. The heavy rain fell from the sky, and the dark sky seemed to collapse.

29. It is raining again! Not much to say, no food to eat, instant noodles waiting to be tender!

30. At one o'clock in the morning, the sky was in full bloom, the wind was blowing hard and the rain was pouring down.

3 1. Let me stay in the rain until I meet my favorite umbrella.

Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people should, and some people can't.

33. The pouring rain poured down and the world was blurred in an instant.

34. The process of despair is the most difficult. All kinds of conjectures arise, and I am looking forward to it. I have been revising my bottom line until my tea is cold and my heart is cold. After disappointment, I have to choose to say goodbye.

35. Thousands of filaments float in mid-air. The long veil covered the black fields. Silky light rain fell from the sky, the raindrops were so small and the rain curtain was so dense that the mountains were covered with a layer of white gauze, like cicadas. The rain is fine and cotton, like catkins floating in spring.

36. The strong wind rolled the heavy rain like countless whips, hitting the window heavily. I saw the North Sea roaring. Showers beat the ground, and the rain danced and splashed.

Look around us. Every tree, every blade of grass and every flower has no makeup. Facing the scorching sun, heavy rain and heavy snow, it is so natural, so natural.

38. Just listen to the sound of "bang, bang", and the bean-sized raindrops beat on everything rhythmically. Drum-like thunder made waves of landslides, which rolled over people's heads like exploding stars that could spray water, scaring the children into their mother's arms. However, I'm afraid I'll get acquainted after a few times. If you have courage, you won't be afraid.

39. All it takes is a red light, and the rain will pour down. Looking out of the window, I only feel hazy in front of me, and I can only vaguely see the waves of smoke caused by raindrops hitting the dust.

40. The storm lashed the glass windows like countless whips.

The rainstorm in 2022 hit for many days in a row.

In 2022, heavy rains hit for many days in a row. Sentence 1 1. Fengshen's sharp arrow roared and shot at the helpless earth, giving out bursts of cheers. The trees on the roadside shook their clumsy limbs as much as possible to avoid the rain arrows, but in spite of this, the trees were all black and blue in an instant. The small pond in front of the house was soon filled with a large area of yellow water. The duckweed on the river curled up in a corner of the pond like a frightened child. The river turns violently with the wind direction, and the waves on the river keep rolling.

2. Not far away, big drops of sparkling raindrops fell from the sky, and a layer of smoke and water mist suddenly rose on the roof and ground. The rain is getting denser and denser, and the vines cover my sight. Those who ran to the shelter cheering can only see their figures, but they can't see their faces clearly.

Look around us. Every tree, every blade of grass and every flower has no makeup. Facing the scorching sun, heavy rain and heavy snow, it is so natural, so natural.

It rained harder and harder, and a layer of rain and fog splashed on the eaves. From a distance, it looks like a waterfall in water curtain cave, Huaguoshan! The raindrops playfully jumped from the eaves to the road, and the raindrops hit the trees. Some leaves were ruthlessly knocked off, some were blown to the east and west, and some clung to the branches and refused to leave. ...

You can't live up to your youth until you get caught in a rain, even if no one gives you an umbrella in the rain.

6. Soon, the sonorous music became a melody with a single rhythm, and the soft and sweet lullaby soothed the tired body of the sleeper.

7. Sometimes I am really speechless with my mother. I had to walk home in the heavy rain. If I don't go, I'm too lazy to exercise.

8. Beans-sized raindrops fall to the ground, splashing like small fountains. When the splash falls on the ground, it becomes a small bubble, which looks like a transparent hat. It's really interesting to watch the raindrops turn into little hats!

The warmest thing is that it suddenly began to rain outside, and you are still by my side.

10. Don't be afraid. Someone will always stay up with you.

1 1. Continuous rainy days are the best time to practice light flying on water-

12. Every time it rains, I feel bad. I have always hated rainy days.

13. Fortunately, the storm stopped after ten minutes. Grandpa Sun smiled, a beautiful rainbow hung in the sky, the earth was calm again, and people began to get busy again.

14. When it rains, if you want to hold an umbrella on your head, it will cover the sky that you can take in everything in a glance.

15. I want to scratch my hand. Will it rain cats and dogs today?

16. It rained heavily in Wuhan, but that's where the express delivery came from, huh? ...

17. When I went out, I found it was raining harder than what I saw at home just now. There is a gust of wind from time to time, which makes me confused between southeast and northwest! I walked forward with my umbrella, listening to the sound of rain particles as big as beans hitting the umbrella, and I felt that the umbrella would fall apart in an instant.

18. "Vujacic, Vujacic." I don't know when the storm came quietly. I leaned against the window, closed my eyes and listened to the wonderful rain, as if enjoying a happy and harmonious music.

19. it's 38 degrees in the morning, and it thunders and rains heavily at night, which is unbearable.

20. Sprinkle it on the campus and gently cover the campus with a layer of white gauze. The verdant old banyan trees, beautiful flowers and tall coconut trees are all so green and lovely after being gently patted by the rain. Rain is the brisk rhythm of nature and falls gently on campus.

2022 rainstorm hit for many days. I have no shelter from the wind and rain. No matter how hard it rains and how crazy the wind blows, I will block it myself.

22. The thunder was so loud that my father-in-law Lei frowned. Suddenly, the rain is like a note, and the rain is like a mouthful of Tianhe.

23. It rained heavily at home today, and now it is raining in Pattaya, with lightning and thunder. I hope it will be fine tomorrow.

24. It hasn't rained for a week. Today, it suddenly rained heavily. The thunder in Tianhe is very loud now. I hope the rain will stop soon.

25. Being prepared for a rainy day is like my own feelings, dribs and drabs. I like rain, and I like rain and cold to point out loneliness.

26. The dark sky, the dark river bank, the dark river and the heavy rain are like a complete curtain. The rain splashed on the face, making people breathless.

27. When the world is destined to rain together, let's make it clear in our hearts.

28. The sudden storm caught me off guard ...

29. The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and a layer of white fog splashes on the roof and streets, just like a misty plain yarn. Raindrops hit the stagnant water in the street obliquely, splashing countless water. The spray is like a small fountain. When the spray falls to the ground, it becomes small bubbles. The little bubble looks like a transparent hat, which is very interesting.

30. It's raining! Unconsciously, the rain column fell from the sky, hitting the house, falling on the road, hitting pedestrians and cars, making a plop sound, as if nature were going to hold a grand concert.

3 1. Children's shoes that play with computers in thunder and rain are not afraid of crossing?

32. In my world, there are no rainy days and haze, only warm sunny days, which can drive away rainy days and haze, because I am that sunny day.

When people wake up from a deep sleep, lightning flashes in front of them, like a sword piercing the sky, and there is a loud noise in their ears. It's shocking that people are in chaos in the morning. Look at the sky, it is covered with dark clouds, approaching us like a ferocious monster. The wind is blowing! I remembered the whirring sound in my ear, and the wind poured straight into the window, making people feel cold. It is raining! Unconsciously, the rain column fell from the sky, hitting the house, falling on the road, hitting pedestrians and cars, making a plop sound, as if nature were going to hold a grand concert.

34. In the face of rain, there are always many feelings, including love, attachment and ruthlessness that touched her. A person and a rainy world, where should the heart go?

35. The third heavy rain fell in Yichang, a patient with severe procrastination. I haven't bought my sandals/slippers yet.

36. The wind roared, slammed the door open and slammed it on the wall. The chimney murmured in a low voice as if swallowing in the dark. The heavy rain beat on the roof and the glass, playing exciting music.

37. It always rains when I go to work, and then it rains heavily.

38. Baba, Baba. Bean-sized raindrops are scattered, neither slow nor slow, knocking on the rain on the balcony in an orderly manner, which seems to be very leisurely. Naughty raindrops hit the river like steel balls thrown by someone, splashing high.

39. I looked up at the sky and was deadlocked with it. I call it rain. It tells me to cry first.

40. Just after closing the doors and windows, I heard thunder. I hurried to the balcony and saw dark clouds gathering. Big drops of rain fell on the balcony, making a firecrackers sound. It seems to have fallen from the sky.

In 2022, heavy rains hit for many days in a row. 3 4 1. I shot the rainstorm at this time. Today, all the heat is washed up by the rain, and people will faint on the tenth floor.

42. Watch the rain and listen to the wind, and the pressure of trouble should be alleviated. No matter the rainstorm or strong wind, the umbrella of love can be propped up at will, and the sound of raindrops can be easily enjoyed. It's good to go out and have a romantic date.

43. The most beautiful place is not a rainy day, but a shelter from the rain.

44. Suddenly, a white light fell from the sky. White light, like a sword, divides the quiet earth in two. It was lightning. Lightning is like a silver snake, writhing in despair in the sky.

45. In summer, it rains cats and dogs. The raindrops in the sky fell straight like sifting beans, breaking the mirror-like lake and scaring away the small fish who wanted to jump on the water to see the rain scene.

It rained all night, and my love overflowed like rain.

It hasn't rained so heavily in Henan for a long time. It's been very dry, and it's raining so hard at once!

48. It's raining again, waiting for the bus. Everyone has arrived, but the car is still missing.

49. If it doesn't rain, it will frighten people to death. Is it raining there?

50. Under the scorching sun, there was a sudden rainstorm, a very violent rain.

5 1. The earth is full of green oceans dotted with countless fast-jumping black spots. Thousands of Ma Benteng, jumping, clamoring and screaming, came at you as quickly as a storm, as irresistible as a stormy wave, thrilling and full of emotional appeal, and a whole group of generous and orderly fierce horses were happy in the storm. Excited! Excited! Charge! Fight! Collision! Splash! These horses are braver and more enthusiastic than any creature.

52. People are wearing colorful umbrellas. Looking from the upstairs, they see umbrellas moving in the rain, colorful, just like a beautiful watercolor painting. The rain flows down the steep slope like a river, and my balcony has become a * *. The rain is falling, horizontal, vertical, oblique and dense, like a broken bead and a huge silk, dancing between heaven and earth.

53. Suddenly, raindrops as big as soybeans fell obliquely, and the ground blossomed everywhere like pockmarked faces. The rain is getting heavier, more urgent and more oblique. In a short time, the water on the ground became a river.

54. Memories of rainy days, rainy days in the past, rainy days that can't be caught and rainy days that can't be forgotten. Unfortunately, after the rain clears, the original rainy days can't be found. The intermittent rain is so refreshing, so real, so beautiful, so beautiful … why the rain these days is not so cool and beautiful …

55. Big drops of rain beads flew out of the glass window. With the crackling rain, water marks flowed out of the window. The window is already white, and the whole world is shrouded in mist and rain. When the raindrops fell to the ground, the ground immediately opened a small crystal splash, like a transparent crystal diamond. When the splash falls to the ground, first open a small bubble, then open a small splash. In an instant, the spray disappeared. Rainwater gathers together, and they flow into the stream hand in hand. Jiangheli

56. There were several faint thunders on the horizon. Clouds seem to have heard the instructions, gathered together, and then gathered more and more, and soon turned into ink. Lightning and thunder are more and more frequent, lightning is more and more severe, and thunder is getting louder and louder.

57. The rain in summer is always so urgent. Unlike the rain in early spring, it is ticking and full of vitality; Nor is it as poetic as the rain after autumn; More unlike the snow in winter, it dances gently in the air and then falls lightly. Summer rain, Hua Hua, is always so urgent, full of passion and vitality.

58. One night, dark clouds were gathering, thunder followed by thunder, and there was lightning and thunder in the sky. The wind, blowing hard, the branches creaked by the wind, and suddenly, it rained cats and dogs.

59. I am your lake in rainy days. Embrace the tenderness you gave me.

Youth is a heavy rain. Even if I have a cold, I am eager to go back and take another bath.

Joke strike

Lead: I went to an enterprise to apply for a job today. When it was my turn to interview, the interviewer asked me if I was a college student or a high school student without looking at my resume. As soon as my brain was hot, I blurted out, "I'm my mother." Suddenly the interviewer looked at me with surprised eyes and said, "Wait for the notice." Do you think I have a chance?

1. If a girl finds someone peeking under the door while taking a shower, her first reaction is to hold her chest with her hand. The reason is simple, because she is afraid of being looked down upon.

2. My ex-girlfriend gave birth and invited me to drink. At the banquet, her husband came out with the baby in his arms for everyone to see, but the baby kept crying and no one was coaxed. So I hugged and teased, and the baby actually smiled happily ... A buddy next to me said, Look, it's better to be a father.

3. A funny experience of a friend buying the World Cup. Hehe, on the seventh day in ............................................................................................................................................................, she actually bought both countries. As a result, people tied.

4. I just met a handsome Alaska in the community. I watched it pass me with bright eyes and whispered, "How cute!" " I didn't expect Alaska to turn in an instant! Eyes shining! Rush at me quickly, head up, ears flat, looking for touch! I was startled, and then its owner said, "Touch it quickly. It can understand people's praise for it. You won't stop until you touch it. "

5. I don't wear makeup on weekdays, and suddenly I want to paint a heavy makeup one day. After painting, I want to show my cat first. It looked at me and hid in horror. And accidentally hit the door!

6. My wife and colleagues have a shota that can't be eaten well at home. His grandmother said to him, "If you don't eat well, you won't find a beautiful wife." Shota looked up at his grandmother and said, "Did my grandfather eat badly before?" I heard it and sprayed it directly. Children nowadays are so witty!

7. Me: "My friend told me a secret of picking up girls. When a woman says no, it means she wants it. " "Do you have anything else to say?" The policeman in the record asked.

I go to work by bus today. A little girl came up to me and said, "Uncle, can you give me your seat?" Seeing the little girl in MengMeng, I gave her my seat as a gentleman, expecting her response. Unexpectedly, she said, "Uncle, although you are not good-looking, you are quite sensible." Shit, what's wrong with children now?

9. When learning to drive, the coach showed us how to reverse the car, pressing the line for the first time, pressing the line for the second time and repeating it several times. The students talked about it in succession, and the coach felt that his face was going to hang up and his face was red, and then he parked the car handsomely. The coach looked at us proudly, and we said weakly, "Coach, you killed the headmaster's dog."

10, when my son got out of bed, he always wanted to find a reason to sleep with his mother. Once, his son was in an adult bed. Mother asked him why he didn't go to bed by himself, and his son said cunningly, "I can't sleep alone, and I want to find a woman to accompany me."

1 1. I admire the news that Gao divorced and went out clean, and I admire his courage. After all, it still hurts to lead a totally clean life. I don't know if I'm under anesthesia. ...

12, lz is a woman who is not good at cooking. She stewed rice at noon and asked her husband, "Do you want soft rice or hard rice?" My husband gave me a disdainful look and said, "You sound like you can stew meat. I hope it is cooked. " I said, "..."

13, I remember when I left home, my mother told me: Try to bring a blonde back from Europe and America, my mother likes mixed blood! I said I would fight for it! My dad said: Just find someone from China. Foreign models don't match, and we won't be happy together. ......

14, my wife cleaned the room and found a ticket for washing clothes in the dry cleaner five years ago under the bed. Before I picked it up, the two of us just sat there wondering what it was, and finally we couldn't remember it. With the idea of giving it a try, we went to the dry cleaner to get clothes and gave the tickets to the boss. The boss looked into the room for a while and came out and said to me, I'm really sorry, I forgot to wash it for you. Please come back tomorrow and wash it for you right away.

15, in the afternoon, my father scolded me ... then he got emotional and slapped me in the face. At that time, he wanted to ease the atmosphere. He wants to say, "Dad, are you hungry? I'll get you something to eat "... and then I was slapped hard. ...

16, the goddess has rejected me many times, but I can't let her go. At last, the goddess couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily to me, "You have been carrying me for three hours. If you don't let me go, I will call the police! "

17, lz female, today pushed the baby to the business hall to pay the phone bill. She just entered the door and accidentally bumped into a little girl. She quickly apologized to her and said, beauty, I'm sorry. Without thinking, the goods replied: I will not correct you if I call you a beautiful woman. Me: ...

18, go to dinner ... see a room with "big beauty" written on it. Everyone said to go to this private room for dinner, and the waiter next to him said awkwardly, "There are people here." When I finally left, I realized that "Big Beauty" was a ladies' room, and there was a men's room called "Pure Man".

19, went home crying and said to my mother, "Mom, everyone in the class says I'm ugly, and no one in the whole school is uglier than me." My mother stroked my head and said kindly, "Silly child, no eyes. How can it be the ugliest? " I will transfer your brother to your school tomorrow. "

20. Today, a sister fell asleep beside the bus, opened the window to get some air, and a plastic bag blew over and fell on her head. Sister suddenly woke up, dancing mouth shouted: don't kill me, don't kill me, a car full of people instantly stunned.

2 1, especially hate to hear someone say that fat people have no spring! ! ! Your uncle! When have you ever seen a fat man with summer, autumn and winter? !

22. I am chatting online. My girlfriend suddenly came to my house to find me, without saying much, and went straight to the point. One of my classmates was always making trouble. He called me several times, hung up and called again. In a rage, he turned off his phone and continued. Two minutes later, the community security guard knocked at the door and said that your classmate XXX reminded you to turn off the computer camera in the dormitory in time. ...

23. I went shopping with my classmates and saw a dress. I liked it so much that I tried it on. It's also very suitable, but the price is a little high, more than 2000. After the classmates came home, they used both hard and soft methods with their husbands, all kinds of coquetry. Classmate husband just doesn't nod. The classmate was anxious and said, "I dressed beautifully and decently, giving you a long face." Why don't you understand the truth? " The classmate's husband smiled obsequiously: "I want more than half a month's salary for shame."

24. After watching a 3D movie, the person behind has been complaining. I turned around and punched him. He said, "It really feels like being beaten."

25. I asked my brother for it when I was a child. As a result, he flew a knife at me (quickly) with the small scissors used by tailors. As a result, I poked my palm and suddenly the blood came out. When he saw it, he burst into tears, so sad. I wanted to comfort him when I saw it. He cried and said, I want to shoot your forehead … forehead … door.

Boyfriend: Don't take that strange-looking flower dog when you go out. Girlfriend: I think that flower dog is very cute. Boyfriend: Be sure to wear it. Do you want to show your beauty through comparison? Girlfriend: You are so confused. In that case, I might as well take you out!

I saw it at the bank today. Go to withdraw money alone. "Hello, I have brought money." Humorous teller sister: "Don't mention money to me. This will hurt your feelings. You'd better go to the ATM over there to withdraw money. It doesn't talk about feelings. "

28. On the bus today, suddenly a beautiful woman got on the bus. I want to sit next to me, but I do. After a few stops, I slept with many people. I only heard the couple standing there say that these two are really a good match. I smiled instantly, and suddenly the beautiful woman stood up and smiled at me and got off the bus, which made me very happy. After a while, I played with my mobile phone and found that the couple had disappeared and their wallets were gone. It turned out to be a gang!

29. Today is my boyfriend's 25th birthday. I ordered a birthday cake for him two days in advance, so that the birthday card reads "25 years old, you are old". Today, the cake 10 was delivered, and it was impressively written "30 years old, your grandmother" ...

30. In high school, there was a very powerful head teacher in our class, a very 2-year-old classmate. One day, the class teacher's class, students fell asleep, the teacher did not see. Halfway through the class, the students suddenly stood up and put their hands on the table. The teacher asked him what was wrong, and he replied, I just had a nightmare. Teacher: Don't be afraid, your nightmare has just begun.

Editor's note: After the college entrance examination, my father and classmates got together and someone asked me about my grades. Father said, "I didn't do well in the exam, but I got more than 400 points." The fellow villager said: "Our children didn't do well in the exam either, only 600 points." Hehe, dad, listen to me. Such people can't be friends. Uh, uh, why are you holding a belt? Dad, listen to me, such people can't be friends!