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Angel's classic quotations
2. Wrong is wrong. A hero who does something wrong is at least better than a fool who does nothing.
The so-called absolute justice is just a noun that people use to whitewash hatred and desire.
He pushed the cigar butt out of the car. Who dares touch my last piece of cream cake? How can I not fight with them?
5, because these last meanings in my life, though as ethereal as a mirage in the floating light, are the only things in my life!
6. I still can't let the dragon ruin all this. If they destroy Cambridge, I don't even have a place to commemorate it.
7. History is a wheel of steel. There are always some people under the wheel. Is it a personal tragedy or a historical necessity? What a wonderful speech.
8. Invisible light does not mean that light does not exist; You can't see justice, maybe it's because you are blind. Moths will at least open their eyes and look for light.
9. If they destroy Castle College, I will fail my friends in Lion's Heart. If they destroy the tombstone of the girl I secretly love, I must fight them.
10, stop hiding, a him. A person can avoid all the demons in the world, but there is only one that he can never get rid of, and that is his cowardly self. Angel's voice is deep and deep.
1 1. Nothing in this world can compare with sadness and anger. As long as one day it is strong enough to break the shackles, it will become a lion. I've been waiting for your inner lion to roar.
12, everyone has a devil in his heart, and happiness is his cage. When all the happiness goes up in smoke, the devil will break through the cage and sing bloody hymns. At that time, desperate people will be invincible.
13, but this is power, ah! Ann patted his pale face. You are by no means the best of my students, but you have the power hidden in your heart.
14, we all live for ourselves. The so-called absolute justice is just a noun that people use to whitewash hatred and desire. If you really believe in that kind of thing, you are really naive.
15, come on, let's win happiness and glory together. My life will be a big ship, and I hope to stand at the bow with you. When this big ship comes into port, we will shock the world together. I will hold your hand and say, this is Caesar's bride!
16. When I was young, I studied in Trinity College. My teacher once told me to look at history from a higher place, just like standing on a mountain overlooking the war below. Those people trampled on each other like ants and lost. At that time, you won't feel pain because they are too far away from you.
17, you are so handsome that there is no blood on your sleeves. But I can't. I was on that battlefield, and people died by my side every minute. Their pain surrounded me. I saw their faces, their blood, their broken bodies, and every face was familiar to me. They are all my companions.
Classic Quotations: We must be hot, even boiling, to be compatible with each other.
Classic Quotations: We must be hot, even boiling, to be compatible with each other.
1, instead of being busy and conspicuous, it is better to be a real and natural person in the crowd, not to make public, not to be artificial, and to stand back at any time. I have a fixed mind, just concentrate on my work.
2. You will meet someone who you are; You will choose who you are.
I love watching the sunset in the wilderness, listening to the direction of the wind, forgetting everything that has nothing to do with me and growing like a tree.
If you feel tired, the best way is to make yourself more tired. Only when you are completely tired can you get rid of it.
5, must be hot, even boiling, in order to blend.
6. Don't fall in love with looks, because looks are deceptive. Don't pursue wealth, even that fades away. Love someone who makes you smile, because a smile can make a long night as bright as day.
7. You all want to live this life, and I only want to complete one practice.
8, because life is only once. So: do what you like, go where you want to go and help people who can help.
9. Smart people have three characteristics: one is to persuade others to do things by themselves; Second, never do anything against nature; The third is to tolerate the weaknesses of people around you.
10, three words to yourself: ① Young, it's never too late; (2) Don't dwell on trifles; What you're going through now is nothing.
1 1. Most of the happiness in life comes from pain. If you completely reject pain, you completely avoid happiness.
12, love is a wool, which can be messy or woven into warmth and beauty.
13, everyone will stick to their beliefs. In others' eyes, it is a waste of time, but he thinks it is very important.
14, modest, docile, self-sustaining life, not confused, not trapped in love, not afraid of the future, not nostalgic for the past.
15, there are three pains in life: one is that you can't get it; The second pain is that I got it, but that's all; The third pain is that you give up easily, only to find out later that it is so important in your life.
16, a person with rich heart is not afraid of loneliness or crowds, because they can open their inner world when they are alone, and they can also keep a quiet silence in the crowd.
17, don't control the pressure, we don't have to follow the time, just follow the mentality and ability, follow the fate, do our best, achieve our own life, have a clear conscience, and leave the rest to heaven.
18, don't set the standard of happiness too high, as long as you taste every little thing in life with your heart, it can be said that it is related to happiness. Because in any case, happiness is just a feeling.
19, the so-called love is that others worry that you are fat, but I am worried that you are not full.
20. When the language is weak, let silence speak.
Lao Luo Classic Quotations _ Luo Yonghao Classic Quotations
Lao Luo Classic Quotations _ Luo Yonghao Classic Quotations
Introduction to Lao Luo
Lao Luo's full name is Luo Yonghao, the founder of Hammer Technology. 1972 was born in Longxian County, Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture, Jilin Province. He founded Nurburgh. Com and Lao Luo English training school, and wrote a book "My Struggle". At present, Luo Yonghao is developing a hammer mobile phone based on android deep customization operating system. 20xx On May 20th, Luo Yonghao officially released the first smart phone product Smartisan T 1.
Quotations from Lao Luo
1. Almost there!
I can't help but admire you!
Step 3 be happy and sad
4. A stranger like me
You will sweat when you lie.
6. Hard life needs no explanation!
7. This is my immature view.
8. Sorry, I'm a little excited.
9. If I meet him, I will waste him!
10. It's not easy for everyone to mix together!
1 1. This topic is insulting our wisdom.
12. There are times when you step on shit in your life.
13. It's too difficult! It's too difficult!
14. Left leaning and right leaning are not important, what matters is being defeated!
15. Tell me how confused your mind is.
16. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but she thought it was saliva.
17. I have seen many such old liars in English education.
18. According to Sister Ni's idea, what should I choose for this question?
19. Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?
20. You really make me angry. Oh, please!
2 1. Is it a hooligan to wear bell bottoms? It's just logical confusion!
This question is so simple that I am embarrassed to do it.
23. Face up to the bleak life, face up to the dripping blood and live by welding!
24. Well, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.
25. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a live black man!
26. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility. She doesn't recite words.
27. What is GRE? Is to let China people experience the test of American stupidity.
As a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.
29. While paying for medicine, my dad secretly rejoiced: TMD, this is my son!
ETS is a morbid problem, and our school will solve it with abnormal ideas.
3 1. Lao Luo, don't talk about the topic in this class, let's talk nonsense! I almost fell off the platform.
The theme of our Spring Festival get-together this year is to highlight the word get-together. This is Sister Ni's logic.
33. At this time, you found a third choice that is extremely considerate. Shout! Ni Ping!
34. Is Japan a country with collective BT? Yes! But I never scold them BT, I want to prove how BT they are.
35. What does credulity mean to you? This is so stupid!
36. From this incident, the students saw another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the moral integrity of old-school intellectuals).
This topic is the most controversial topic in the history of New Oriental, but I just stood on the shoulders of giants when Teacher Luo arrived.
38. I don't think your relationship has broken down (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? It's really broken
39. I am a ninth-rate poet, but I can't compare with Emily Dickinson. Then what can I spell? What can I spell? They can't spell me.
40. Lao Luo: You have peaches in your pocket. Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, this is for my grandmother (I think: who the fuck wants to eat)
Teachers used to say that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl
42. If you come to New Oriental in a few years and see someone who seems familiar, I just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao's brother. Attention, I don't have a brother!
43. Some students may doubt my character. I'll tell you another story: there used to be a cherry tree in our house, and you all laughed! I won't say it if you laugh.
44. Soft muscles and pear shape What is pear shape? Hey, what are you looking at me for? I am definitely not pear shape, I am a standard bucket figure!
45.why are you staring at me? From a purely biological point of view. We just refuse homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population wouldn't be a problem. Of course, I'm heterosexual.
46. Reproduction refers to interspecific reproduction. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Can't say the bitch saw pigs, cats, ducks and fish!
47. Lao Luo: Is this correct? Right? Right? Right? We: No, Lao Luo: Tell me what's wrong? This is absolutely correct! Boring question, next!
48. It doesn't matter if a family has a boy and a girl. It doesn't matter if there are two girls, just two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough.
49. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are a fucking cow! I said, stop talking, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants.
50. Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is driving in line for divorce, so that you slow down, and the people behind you are unwilling: hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? After Lao Yu went, his eyes flashed: it's so convenient! It is really convenient! .
5 1. In American graduate schools, China students never participate in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But the first test is the first, and the first test is the first. Isn't that the collapse of American professors? He couldn't understand it at all, and sighed, Ah, the mysterious East!
When he asked you for eight dollars, you turned and left. At this time, he will usually say how about five dollars, and you will almost have a deal at a glance. Once when class was over, a student was so excited that he ran to the front and said to me, Mr. Luo, I got three dollars and eighty cents! . I think, what a pity! Piracy criminals are human beings!
Han Han Classic Quotations _ Han Han Classic Quotations
Han Han Classic Quotations _ Han Han Classic Quotations
1. Power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.
Seven red lights illuminate my future.
Like is presumptuous, love is restraint.
4. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.
5. Where did the body and name come from, which made me lost and cracked.
Only children can distinguish right from wrong, and adults only look at advantages and disadvantages.
7. If you can't take it, you can't keep it, and you don't have to worry about not keeping anything.
8. You haven't seen the world. How can there be a world view?
9. The limit you think is only the starting point for others.
10. Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.
1 1. We have heard countless truths, but we still can't live a good life.
12. Lu Yao knows horsepower and sees people's hearts for a long time. Seeing people for a long time, the heart is not old.
13. Winter flowers fail, spring flowers bloom, some people leave, some people return.
14. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.
15. You don't have to be responsible for every passerby, and you don't have to preach to every passerby.
16. I thought you were not a good person, but I didn't expect you to be even a bad person.
It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise.
18. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
19. Be yourself, be with everything you like, and make yourself irreplaceable!
20. Why do pebbles play in people's hands is because they have no edges and corners.
2 1. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.
22. there are two secrets to learning Chinese: first, don't read Chinese documents; Second, don't treat it as a document.
23. Fame is like the hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, others can see it at a glance.
24. The more you know, the more you look like an orphan in this world. The farther you go, the more you understand that the world is an orphanage.
25. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will soar a lot.
26. Any altar is an altar in the end, and any circle is a wreath in the end.
27. The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people are bathing in cotton-padded jackets.
28. It is hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecation.
29. We mainly come to study with you, which is good, but what did you do at school?
30. For men, the saddest thing is that there are two men and one woman in the trip, so that they will never achieve internal unity.
3 1. A group of people who have made no achievements should accuse a world champion of having a problem with his educational model. This is China's logic.
32. Math needs to be done. Keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.
33. Most lovelorn people are not sad because their lover left, but because of their sympathy and pity for their own situation.
34. Don't always ask when the pain comes: Why me? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.
35. Sometimes, you want to prove it to ten thousand people. Later, you found that you only got one person who understood, and that was enough.
I hate being advised to be a good person. From small to large, every year is an A. How can I be a good person?
37. You'd better try harder every time you say goodbye. Say one more word, maybe the last. Take another look, maybe the last.
38. All kinds of buses are parked at the gate of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic quality of officials.
The hero of my novel basically has nothing to do, so he lives in chaos. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?
40. When it comes to money, the life span of love is different. You can often see ugly men holding beautiful women.
4 1. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.
42. An adult over eighteen who still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes is really a failure in education.
43. A city is like a woman. All we see during the day is a face full of makeup, and at night we can only see her face after makeup removal. That's true.
44. There is no such thing in the world. I like something for a moment, and then I spend a few years slowly torturing myself why I like it.
45. How far a person can go depends on who he travels with; (Han Han's classic quotations) How good a person is depends on who he has to give directions; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.
46. Everyone has an ideal city. When you want to escape, you will hide in it. Some people hide for a long time, others hide for a short time, but I have never been out.
We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is eternal, because money is eternal.
48. I don't like being trapped by nature and often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying the class rules 20 times and asks me to take three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.
49. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors actually haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.
50. Nervous people don't forget the content, but forget the transition and don't know what they are talking about. Two sentences without causality can actually be strung together.
5 1. If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, all you love is your face.
52. The trend can only wait but not catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the railway station. Stay at the station, there will always be a car. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.
53. The so-called great pressure, hard study and few places are all things for ordinary people. Rich and powerful people have never said anything about poor education, because it is completely beyond their understanding.
54. I have crossed mountains and seas, and I have also crossed a sea of people. Everything I once had disappeared in the blink of an eye. I was disappointed and lost all directions until I saw that ordinary was the only answer.
55. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I especially dislike those rigid personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write anything like Our Glorious Bridge.
56. Ancestors are also very poor. Many times, they quote many of their words, not because they respect them, but because they happen to think of what they think, and use these words to refute or criticize a person who is different from what they think.
57. Most modern poems actually split a third-rate prose into one line, and the so-called master or pioneer is to confuse the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then split it into one line.
58. The most irrefutable sentence I have said in my life is that the quilt should be spread out to sleep without folding, but this is also the first time that it has been refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.
If this era can produce all talents, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If he did, he would be the king of the people, but unfortunately he didn't, so we had to take the king of the whole word away. What the times need is only talents.
60. In one year, the school forcibly overcharged 100 yuan when paying tuition fees, on the grounds that parents' loans were used for educational construction. As for repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. Finally, no one knows what the money has built.
6 1. When a ship sinks into the sea, when a person becomes a mystery, you don't know why they left, but that goodbye is his last word. When a car falls from the sky, when a person becomes a mystery, you don't know why they left, just as you don't know that this is the end.
There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the street once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager.
63. I am very good at math, physics, Chinese and English. My music and sports computer are all zero. I can't even turn on the computer. I am still an excellent student. However, if my music, physical education and computer are terrible, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.
64. There is no puppy love and no forbidden fruit. No matter what age, as long as both parties like and are willing, any emotional or sexual behavior is a natural human right and the greatest right of mankind, and cannot be stopped because of the interference of others. This is my avant-garde and absurd view.
65. There is no standard to judge whether an article is good or not when the sentences are fluent and few typos affect reading. I casually handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing, and no teacher would think that his students' composition was good enough to be famous, or would make many revisions.
66. I have my own principles in reading. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes because I hate them to make money and stifle people's personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better. He is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his swearing.
There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the street once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager. Occasionally, a few handsome and refined people strolled over and were extremely quiet.
68. China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, big talk is nothing, for example, ancient women used to wrap their feet, and when they met normal feet, they were called big feet; People in China are used to gossiping. If it's normal, it's naturally called bragging. Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not talking.
69. Math, I think I only need to go to Grade Two. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more comprehensive he is, the more mediocre he may be. It is said that learning advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is innate, not acquired. Didn't the ancients learn advanced mathematics and have no logical ability?
70. When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking. Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.
7 1. There is a big difference between owing money to others and owing human feelings. For example, someone owes you a sum of money, and you have been procrastinating for a long time, and you have been flatly disappointed. At this time, that person suddenly pays back the money, and you will feel that it is like money outside your body, not your money, and then squander it; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't pay it back for a long time, you will cherish it when that person pays it back.
72. The student sent me a test paper, in which a question was analyzed by my article. He asked me if my article was selected from the following competitions: a: the first national new concept composition competition; B, the first national new concept composition contest; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What the hell do you think this is! What is the purpose of the exam? Our education in China is really great!
73. A family is like a mountain. Both sides should climb desperately, and only one person can stand on it. More importantly, home is like a mountain, and it is difficult to accommodate two tigers in one mountain. Once two tigers face each other, they must fight hard to separate. Usually, men will use non-academic things such as fists to solve disputes. Therefore, behind a failed woman, there will always be a successful man.
74. In the process of fighting against SARS, some airlines have introduced 60% discount measures for teachers and medical staff, which is very puzzling. It feels like there are not enough nurses, and young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really don't see what the teacher has to do with SARS except teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I'm a cleaner. Can I get a 60% discount by plane?
75. Shanghai beauties always look straight ahead when walking in the street, and crossing the street is no exception. Most men in Shanghai ignore this beauty and try their best to find it. The muscles on their faces have been trained to act independently without brain control. When they see beautiful women, they will smile. Because of this concern, they only heard cars hitting old ladies in Shanghai, and rarely heard cars hitting beautiful women.
76. The success rate of ugly girls is actually higher than that of good-looking girls, because when good-looking girls are spoiled, men can't help but watch for a while and then vote in their hearts. Is it worth it? If an unattractive girl scatters her charm, she will always feel out of shape, just like the writing techniques of western writers learned by China literati. Seeing them coquetry will make them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from coquetry.
77. The teacher is not popular, but the tutor is very enthusiastic. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. Dragging dozens is low, and one-on-one is precious. Expensive things are really expensive, of course, tens of dollars an hour, basically the same price as prostitutes. With money, teachers are much better than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; And the teacher gave each other pain, but still received money, which is the greatness of family education.
78. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people, and people follow suit. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.
79. After a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again. The requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is very subtle. For example, if something is delicious and suddenly robbed, it is natural to do everything possible to find a similar taste. This logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such shadow love, and the more you eat, the more smelly you will not have to eat.
80. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people, and people follow suit. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.
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