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Sentence for cruelty to dogs

1. If you dare to bet all your future happiness on me, I will risk my life to accompany you to the end and not let you lose.

2. "Robbery, hand in your homework!" I don't know when, this sentence became her most common sentence to him. Physical education class, she is the only one who does his homework in class with him. "Robbery, hand in your homework!" She held out her hand to him. Instead of giving him his homework as usual, he looked up and said, "Your robbery skill is unparalleled." He reached out and took her outstretched hand, but slowly and clearly said, "You took my heart."

You are in charge of beauty and charm, and I am in charge of making money.

There is no reason to fall in love with someone. After falling in love, everything about her became a reason.

I can swallow the sour fruit you left behind, just as I can block a hundred bullets for you. You know, I only dare to be hard on myself.

6, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, don't want to cold war, don't want to have a second regret with you.

7. No one in this world is qualified to be with me, except you.

I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.

9. She asked him, will we be together in the next life? He hugged her and said with a smile, fool, you asked this question in your last life.

10, I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

1 1, "What else do you want to eat" "I want to eat roasted wings" "Have a cone" "No, I want to eat roasted wings!" "But you can't put a ring in the roasted wing."

12, I am willing to stay with you until the mountain on the ECG becomes the sea.

13, he always likes to add an A before her name. She said it would be ugly to add an A, and he smiled and said it was a nickname. One day, I was bored and looked through his mobile phone, but A Dai's name still appeared in the phone book. She asked why she didn't change it to a wife or a baby. He smiled helplessly: My mobile phone doesn't have the function of a special contact, so I can rank first with an A in front.

14, "I may fall in love with other girls in the future." "Well ..." "She may call you softly: Mom! . "

15, if there is no door in heaven, then I am willing to go to hell with you!

16. At the blind date, my father said, "My daughter is beautiful and can cook." She touched the scar on her face and thought, where can I cook? With more and more frequent contact, she asked him, did you have someone you liked before? "Yes, she is beautiful and can cook." She began to learn to cook. Every time he eats it, he always says, "It's delicious." Later, she finally got angry. "Do you love me or her!" He smiled. "Fool, I have been waiting for her since she lost her memory in the car accident."

17, ten years later, you will still be with me, and one hundred years later, I will bury you in my grave.