If you want to get married, you need someone to say something.

1) Some people say it's good to be single, but who knows that a bachelor needs a wife? Some people say that bachelors are idle, but who knows that their lonely hearts are not sweet. I know bachelors are miserable, and you can send text messages to tease when you are depressed. Singles' Day is coming, I hope to take off the bill as soon as possible!

2) I feel lonely in front of you, although I am free, light and natural. I don't want to find someone who knows how great I am and how different I am. I just want to find someone with the same mood and similar hobbies, to talk, chat and do a lot of things together.

3) The trouble with married life is that every woman thinks she is a mother, while men think they are single.

4) Instant noodles are cheap and lonely to eat; The bed is very simple, sleeping alone; Cigarettes are filled with sadness; Drunk people are worried about drinking; It is imperative to undress; When the festival comes, the blessing takes effect; Peach blossoms come, and love is beautiful. I wish you undress, happiness is coming!

5) Let me spend it alone on Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams.

6) The most important thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever and never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants to hurt you, you have to hurt it.

7) Notice: The once-in-a-century Singles' Day has arrived. Everyone can take off their clothes to celebrate, but streaking is not allowed. Otherwise, you will be punished for freezing into popsicles. The bachelor association hereby informs! Happy Singles Day!

8) Why are you always single? Because you haven't met the person you think is meant to be. Why am I always single? Because you've been single.

9) bachelors are no longer light, and girls are free to choose. Look at your enterprising spirit, beautiful women chase you. As long as you are handsome, you are not afraid that no one will look for you. I'm afraid you're infatuated, and your girlfriend dumped you. Relax on Singles' Day, leave the beautiful woman to find a beautiful girl, where there is no grass in the world.

10) I am not tall enough, but I am short. I am not handsome, but I have my own characteristics. My family is not rich, but I am heavily in debt. My knowledge is not high, but I eat a lot. I don't have any advantages, but I have enough shortcomings. Singles Day, welcome all girls!

1 1) Being single is not a lack of desire for love, nor is it a lack of affection for the opposite sex. Just for that person, I am willing to bury everything in my heart, and I am willing to live alone in the ridicule of others.

12) After you leave, tell him loudly that I love you, which has nothing to do with you. Love is your right. Say what you want to say, remember the past calmly, and then cry After crying, leave everything in yesterday and never touch it.

13) My friend said that single dog was hurt by the second half-price advertisement. I said single dog, that's your business, and we single pigs said it's just right to eat two.

14) Life can be dull, work can be simple, income can be refreshing, ideals can be stumbling, and love can be bitter and sour. As long as you are healthy, you can get married slowly. Happy Singles Day!