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Help me find some classic sentences
1, remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what is unacceptable.
2. Apart from tears, it is time that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.
3. Complaining is God's greatest offering from human beings, and it is also the most sincere part of human prayer.
4. The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is a joke about life in the outlook on life.
5. Girls in the world always think they are proud princesses (except a few extremely ugly and intelligent girls).
If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.
7. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.
8. Ling Huchong said, "Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves."
9. I don't know if what I am doing now is right or wrong, but I don't know until I die of old age. So all I can do now is try my best to die of old age.
10, maybe some people are hateful and some people are mean. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.
1 1, the fish said to the water, you can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water says I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.
12, happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the rain will clear up. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please let us face this parting frankly. Smile to find an impossible you!
13, death teaches everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it suddenly dawned, it was too late ~!
14, when you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing; When you died, you were laughing and everyone around you was crying! Everything is reincarnation! ! ! ! We are all in samsara! ! ! !
15, there are few women that men think are suitable for them before marriage, but many women are suitable for them after marriage.
16, among thousands of people, meet the person you met; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, we happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later.
17, everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: it is covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.
18, life is only a few decades, so don't leave any regrets for yourself, laugh happily, cry if you want, love when you should, and it doesn't make any sense to suppress yourself.
19, in peacetime: when fantasy and reality face each other, it is always very painful. Either you are knocked down by pain or you step on it.
20. True love does not pay attention to excitement, ostentation and extravagance, prosperity and howling.
2 1, in life, people keep coming back or entering. So, what you see, what you can't see; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses. Therefore, the invisible see; Forgot, remember. However, does invisibility mean non-existence? Remember, will it never disappear?
22. Our life is really hard. First, we must bear all kinds of external pressures, and more importantly, we must face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me feel excited.
23. I don't think about whether I can succeed. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships; I don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, all I can leave to the world is the back.
24. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it.
25, sunrise in the East China Sea and sunset in the West Mountain, one day sad and one day happy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.
1. Meet a beggar: give him (her) some food when he (she) asks for money, and give him (her) some money when he (she) asks for money.
2. When you meet an old, weak, sick and disabled pregnant woman by car, don't make a fuss about giving up your seat. Stand up and block others with your body, leave room for those in need, and then pretend to get off and walk away. There are too many people to walk far. Smile when people thank you.
3. When it rains and snows: In the cold evening or snowy evening, when there are not many vegetables, fruits and newspapers left and you can't go home, you can buy all of them, but you can't buy one. Anyway, you can eat whatever you eat and watch whatever you see. Buying it will make people go home early.
4. If you meet lost children and old people, you can send them home. If you can't send them home, you can also send them to the car or the police station. If you have a telephone, you can call the old man or Children's Home. Anyway, you are not short of those two phone bills.
When you meet a lost person and ask for the address, and you happen to know it, just tell him. Don't be embarrassed, no one laughs at you.
6. Find the wallet and find the owner. If you are really short of money, leave the cash, call the owner and tell him that you found it in the toilet. Be sure to return your credit card, ID card and driver's license to others. Ordinary people don't care about money. Write down other people's addresses in your notebook. When you get rich, go find someone to apologize and return the money to others.
7. Meet students who come out to work and work, especially middle school students and little girls. You can buy whatever she sells. If it is not from family difficulties, she needs the courage to go out to work. Encourage her.
8. If you meet a vendor at night, buy more if necessary. Don't bargain, nothing is expensive. Even if the family is better, who will set up a stall on a cold night?
9. If you have enough money, don't keep mistresses, but secretly keep a few students in poor mountainous areas. Don't let people know who you are, or the meeting will be awkward. But you will feel very comfortable in your heart, which is much better than making mistresses nervous. If you really want a package, you can also package one, and do good things and bad things together. People are complicated.
1. If you like her, tell her. Even if she refuses, she won't lose face, because in her heart, she will appreciate your true feelings.
If she likes you, tell her exactly how you feel. Like is like, don't like is not like. Never hesitate for fear of hurting her.
3. Sometimes a girl's willfulness just wants to spoil you. There is no need to argue. She didn't blame you for anything. Just giggle and coax her, and she will be moved to love you more.
A girl loses her temper with you because she loves you and regards you as the closest, closest and most secure person. Never lose your temper with her. Wait quietly, and hold you tight when she comes to her senses.
She handed you what she prepared for you casually, so don't mind, because she actually prepared it carefully.
6. Don't always promise her a better life, because she will believe you only if she loves you. Promise once and she will never forget it. She can see your efforts.
7. She is indifferent to you. Don't feel puzzled. Have you been negligent recently? How many hours have you not contacted her?
8. Never get tired of not saying "I love you". Even if you call every hour, she will sweetly "blame" you.
9. She shed tears for you. Don't apologize, don't comfort her, just hug her tightly and tell her you are there. Don't leave with regrets, because she needs you most at this time.
10. Trust her. If she loves you, she won't lie to you.
35 manifestations of men's immaturity, depending on how many points you take.
1, sleeping with a bosom friend
2. Meet with netizens
3. marry your lover
4. Take hobbies as a career
5. Treat colleagues as friends
6. Working in a friend's company
7. Tell everything in front of the boss.
8. Trust the boss's promise.
9. Emotions hang on your face.
10, talking loudly about mobile phones in the crowd.
1 1, shiny hair, but dusty shoes.
12, I won't make excuses for myself
13, used to make excuses for yourself.
14 I believe that without luck and opportunity, we can only succeed if we work hard.
15, always fantasizing about getting rich overnight
16, romantic, others politely praised a confused.
17, overtake and see MM's gentle and graceful back.
18, turning a blind eye to MM's new clothes and new hairstyle.
19, always learn not to compliment MM in art.
20. brag about your charm and affair in front of interested mm.
2 1, obsessed with online games and online chat
22. Take the word "no" of MM for granted.
23. I hope my ex-girlfriend will change her mind.
24. Introduce the beautiful MM you just met and meet the handsome bachelor friends.
25. Confess your previous emotional experience to your wife.
Swear to your lover that you will divorce your wife soon.
27. Introduce an old lover to make friends with his wife.
28. There is no private money or the private money is found by the wife.
29, looking forward to a one-night stand on the Internet! ! !
30.* Smoking improves your image
3 1, tie, underwear collar exposed under the shirt.
32. I like dyeing my hair
33. Keep silent about petty bourgeoisie.
34. Imitate F4
35. For example, "Little Swallow"
26 likable principles.
1. looks not annoying. If you are not good-looking, let yourself be talented; If you have no talent, always smile.
2. temperament is the key. If you can't learn fashion, you'd rather be simple.
3. When shaking hands with people, you can shake hands for a while. Sincerity is a kind of wealth.
It is not necessary to use "I" as the subject.
5. Don't borrow money from friends.
6. Don't "force" guests to look at your family photo album.
7. When fighting with others, please sit next to the driver first.
8. Insist on saying nice things about others behind their backs, and don't worry that these nice things won't reach the ears of the parties.
9. When someone speaks ill of someone in front of you, you just smile.
10. Drive your own car and don't stop to say hello to your colleagues who ride bicycles. People will think you are showing off.
1 1. Visit your colleague when he is ill. Sit naturally in his hospital bed and wash your hands carefully when you get home.
12. Don't let everyone know the past.
13. Respect people who don't like you.
14. Things are not people; Or be ruthless about things and have feelings for people; Or do first and do second.
15. Self-criticism always makes people believe, but self-praise is not.
16. Nothing can improve your bowling performance like a bystander. So, don't be stingy with your cheers.
17. Don't take others' kindness for granted. You know, gratitude.
18. The "myna" on the banyan tree is talking, just talking but not listening, and the result is a mess. Learn to listen.
19. Respect the master and cleaning aunt in the reception room.
Remember to start with "we" when you speak.
2 1. Give a hand to everyone who sings on the stage.
22. Sometimes you should know perfectly well that your diamond ring is expensive! Sometimes, even if you want to ask, you can't ask, for example, how old are you?
23. If you talk too much, you lose. There are many people, so you talk less.
24. change the unspoken "no" into "it will take time", "I'll try my best", "I'm not sure" and "I'll call you when I decide" ...
25. Don't expect everyone to like you. It's impossible. Making most people like you is a sign of success.
26. Of course, you should like yourself.
You must learn 40 sentences (classic) 1. If loving you is wrong, I would rather never be wrong. ...
Please be my baby.
I don't know if loving you is a reason for caring.
I just want to grow old with you. ...
5. It's really painful without you. Will you spend your life with me?
6. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !
I think I will accompany you to the vegetable market every day in the future ...
8, since you appeared, I just know, someone love is so beautiful!
9. Lost and lonely, you pulled me out of loneliness.
10, I love your heart until the end of the world.
1 1, think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me!
12, I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.
13 My world is only understood by you. ...
14, I don't know when to start, I can't live without you.
15, only you know my emotions, and only you can bring them to me.
16, if life is not enough ...
17, because I know I can't live without you, so I will cherish it. ...
18, the earth is still turning and the world is still changing. I love you forever. ...
19, in every night with you, no longer lonely.
20. I have a harbor where you can rest. ...
2 1, I love you more every time. ...
22. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side.
No matter where you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to you.
You filled my life with love and tears. ...
25. I can't write love letters, only a "heart" that loves you. ...
26. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are sad, I will wipe away your tears ... if you love me, I will broadcast it to the world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently. ...
27. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body. ...
28. No matter in this life or in the afterlife, all I want is you. ...
Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart. ...
I love you with my passion and childhood loyalty. ...
3 1, your words have been locked in my memory, you can keep the key for me for a lifetime!
32. Nothing suits you better than your love; No decoration is more charming than your love!
33. I want to sublimate a short poem that loves you into a long life essay!
34. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract!
35. If I can't have you in this life, I will ... hate myself!
36. Drink the wine of love you brewed. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life!
I swear that 50 years later, I still love you as much as I do now. ...
38. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.
39. Without your love ... my life will lose its direction!
I'd rather not be free for you!
Ten conditions to judge whether he loves you or not.
First, he knows how to respect you.
He loves you more than he wants. He has his own opinion, but he won't be too stubborn about you. He respects the choices you make in life and encourages you to develop your own expertise. An important criterion of a modern good man is to respect all women, including those who have only met once.
Second, he is attentive to you.
Caring and considerate, already very familiar. Although they don't have the feeling of heartbeat love, they do care about you more than anyone else. When you are in trouble, he will always stand by your side and listen to you patiently. He remembers the name of the friend you mentioned; You buttoned it, but she gently handed the fragrant tea ... which silently conveyed the message that he really liked you.
Third, your family and friends appreciate him.
The elders have read countless people through wind and rain, and their eyes are naturally more sinister than yours. You are very critical of him, but he can win the appreciation of your friends and family. He knows how to make everyone feel comfortable and safe. In terms of personality, he is not a very fickle person and will not make people feel difficult to grasp and get along with.
Fourth, he put forward many favorable requirements for you.
He has a lot of demands on you, but they are all reasonable. These demands are good and bad for you. Such a boyfriend really loves you.
Fifth, he is broad-minded and tolerant.
When two people have an argument, he is usually the first to give in. He knows how to express himself and listens to you patiently. If you are right, he can admit his mistake. He is willing to forgive you even if you are wrong. If you have something to say, you can't pull your face down easily and give you a violent expression. I won't lose my temper or get angry over a trifle, I will abuse myself.
Sixth, he likes small animals and is good to your pet.
Usually such people have a love affair. You can know how he treats pets from the way he treats them. A man who loves animals will take good care of his family and partner. And a man who can kick stray cats and dogs on the road is tyrannical by nature.
Seventh, he has his own hobbies and sports habits.
Men with certain sports hobbies are more likely to find emotional outlets and will not torture you with trouble. When he is with a passionate man, life will be full of fun. A person who can find his hobby in life will certainly give people a feeling of vigor and vitality.
Eighth, he has no regrets about his feelings.
A man is destined to fall in love many times in his life, and gain experience from constant practice to improve himself. The definition of "single-mindedness" is not that he can only love one person in his life, but that he will be single-minded every time he loves someone. If he has ever had an unforgettable emotional experience and really paid for it, then at least he can prove that he is a sentient and righteous man. A man who is willing to share some responsibility for emotional breakdown.
Ninth, it's safe to talk to him.
He can talk openly with you, he knows how to listen, and he knows when to talk and when to shut up. You are not afraid to express yourself to him, and you will feel safe when you share your feelings and thoughts with him. The foundation of good communication is trust. In front of him, you will certainly not be laughed at or hurt by expressing your innermost thoughts. It's called security.
Tenth, I won't ignore you because of my friends.
He has a normal social circle and good friends who trust and value each other, but he won't leave you for friends. He can think and act independently, instead of just following his friends. Moreover, he can clearly grasp the boundaries between his girlfriend and friends of the opposite sex without your advice.
I hope you can have a very rich harvest in the future ~
Nine Behaviors Affecting Interpersonal Relations
It is very important to improve the relationship between colleagues in the same unit or an office. A harmonious relationship will make you feel comfortable, which is not only conducive to doing a good job, but also conducive to your physical and mental health. If the relationship is not harmonious, or even a little nervous, it will be tasteless. The reason why the relationship between colleagues is not harmonious is not only the contradiction and direct conflict of interest on major issues, but more importantly, we usually don't pay attention to the details of our words and deeds.
So, what words and deeds will affect the relationship between colleagues?
Don't report something good.
You know about the distribution of goods and bonuses in the company first, or you have already received them, so you just sit there silently as if nothing has happened, never telling everyone, and never helping others collect something. After a few times like this, others will naturally think that you are too unsociable and lack empathy and cooperation consciousness. In the future, they may not tell you whether they knew it in advance or whether they got something first. If this goes on, the relationship between them will not be harmonious.
Infer from knowing that you don't know.
Colleagues are on a business trip, or temporarily go out for a period of time, when someone just came to see him, or just gave him a call. If colleagues didn't tell you when they left, but you know, you might as well tell them; If you really don't know, you might as well ask others and tell them your enthusiasm. You know it, but you just say you don't know it. Once known, your relationship will be affected. Outsiders should be sincere and enthusiastic when looking for colleagues, no matter what the situation, so that even if it doesn't play a practical role, outsiders will think that your colleagues have a good relationship.
Go in and out without telling each other.
If you have something to go out for a while, or don't go to work, you'd better tell your colleagues in the office, although the leader approved the leave. Say hello to your colleagues even if you go out for half an hour temporarily. In this way, if a leader or acquaintance comes to him, he can also let his colleagues have a confession. If you don't want to say anything, you go in and out mysteriously. Sometimes you are in a hurry, others can't say it, and sometimes you are too lazy to say it. I'm afraid you will still be affected. Informing each other is not only the need to work together, but also the need to connect feelings, showing mutual respect and trust.
Let's not talk about personal things that we can talk about.
Some personal things can't be said, but there is no harm in saying some personal things. For example, your boyfriend or girlfriend's work unit, education, age, personality, temper; If you get married and have children, there will be topics related to your lover and children. After work, everyone can talk by the way, which can enhance understanding and deepen feelings. If these contents are kept secret and never told to others, how can you be a colleague? Nothing, usually indicating deep feelings; If you have something to say, it naturally shows the alienation of interpersonal distance. You take the initiative to tell others some personal things, others will tell you, and sometimes you can help each other. If you say nothing and don't let anyone know, how can people trust you? Trust is based on mutual understanding.
Refuse a colleague's help if something happens.
Relax, Dont Ask For Help, that's right. Because asking for help always brings trouble to others. But everything is dialectical, and sometimes asking for help can show trust in others, build a harmonious relationship and deepen feelings. For example, if you are in poor health and your colleague's lover is a doctor, you don't know him, but you can find him through his colleague's introduction, so as to make a quick diagnosis and a detailed diagnosis. If you refuse to ask for help, your colleagues will think that you don't trust people who know. If you don't want to ask others, others will be embarrassed to ask you; If you are afraid of trouble, people will think that you are also afraid of trouble. Good interpersonal relationships are based on mutual help. So in general, it is ok to ask others for help. Of course, we should pay attention to discretion and try not to embarrass others.
Reject colleagues' "snacks"
Colleagues bring some snacks such as fruit, melon seeds and sugar to the office and eat them during breaks. Don't push them, and don't refuse them all because you are embarrassed. Sometimes, some colleagues have won awards or been awarded professional titles. Everyone is happy, and it is normal for them to buy something to treat. You can actively participate in it. Don't sit idly by, let alone offer, but you refused and showed disdain. People give them away enthusiastically, but you often turn them down coldly. After a long time, people have reason to say that you are arrogant and think that you are not easy to get along with.
Often "whispering" with a person
There are several people in the same office, so you should try to keep a balance with everyone and always be inseparable, that is, don't be particularly close or distant from one of them. In normal times, don't always whisper to the same person, and don't always go out with one person. Otherwise, you two may be close, but you may be more distant. Some people think that you are running a small group. If you always "whisper" to the same person and stop talking when others come in, then others will inevitably think that you are speaking ill of others.
Be keen on prying into family affairs
People who can speak will speak for themselves, and if they can't, don't dig. Everyone has his own secrets. Sometimes, people don't pay attention to the secrets in their hearts, so don't pry, don't try to discover. Some people are keen on prying, want to know everything clearly, and want to make it clear. Such a person will be looked down upon by others. You like to pry, even if you have no purpose, people will avoid you for three points. In a sense, it is immoral to pry into other people's private affairs.
Like to take advantage of your mouth
When getting along with colleagues, some people always want to take advantage of their mouths. Some people like to tell other people's jokes and take advantage of others. Although it is a joke, it will never end in its own loss. Some people like to argue, reason, and argue for three points if there is no reason; Some people cling to each other as soon as they see a flaw, regardless of national affairs or small things in daily life, and they must lose it; Some people want to get to the bottom of an unclear problem; Some people often take the initiative, others don't talk about him, he always talks about others first.
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