What absurd excuses have friends used to borrow money from you?

First of all, if you want to make excuses, there are too many excuses, but if a friend really meets something, then he won't make such ridiculous excuses, but will tell you his real difficulties. For friends who are really in trouble, try your best to give generously when you can. After all, if you are friends, you still have to help. But most of my friends borrow money from me. They often don't have a specific excuse, but tell me that money is tight during this period, or that it is really difficult and needs to be turned around. Most friends borrow money in this way, because there are real excuses, but few people make up absurd excuses to borrow money. But there are many such people in real life, for example, he is sick, for example, he wants to buy a house and is short of money. But these excuses are normal, because you really come up with absurd excuses, but it is unlikely that you can borrow money. And if most normal people really borrow money, they won't find some absurd excuses.