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Sad short sentences in divorce copy (80 commonly used sentences)

Divorce is when the relationship between husband and wife breaks down and the marriage is on the verge of breaking up, but if a woman can survive, she will not choose divorce. What are some sad sentences about divorce? After collecting and processing, I will provide you with "sad short sentences (usually 80 sentences) of divorce copywriting". Welcome to reading. I hope everyone will like it and share it!

1. Love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is pop music, and divorce is pop music. May you compose the music of love and enjoy it happily!

2. When falling in love and looking for an object, it is called stock picking; Marriage is called a transaction; Giving birth to a child is called distribution; After several years of marriage, the feelings of both husband and wife are bound to fall into a frame arrangement; Husband and wife live in discord, which is empty talk; If you have a bad feeling and can't live without it, it's called locking up; It is difficult to leave, which is called solving; After the divorce, the brain drain of both sides is called hollowing out; Marry those male chauvinists, the man is the main force and the woman is the retail investor; Smart women absorb on dips; Don't spend a lot of money and get stuck in a high position.

If vows are really useful, why do so many men and women break up and couples divorce? Stop lying and do something practical. ...

Some people's love is only one or two stops away from getting married, but they always feel hard, and they get off early when they watch the finish line.

It's nothing to break up with me.

6. Sorry, I just don't have your story, and I don't regret the divorce.

7. The first party to file for divorce is the loser of marriage, so they will ask for a truce and step down to have a rest.

Today, seven years later, I want a divorce, and I don't want to live like a dead man anymore!

9. No matter how happy a marriage is in this world, there will be thoughts of strangling each other a hundred times and divorcing them ten thousand times.

10. Singles Day is here. Birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

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It's a good thing I didn't have a second child. I quarrel every day and want a divorce. I am disappointed in a person, and I am ashamed of my misjudgment.

13. I want to get married so much before I get married, and I want to get divorced so much after I get married! What should I do?

14. I really want a divorce. This marriage is meaningless. Even if you don't get a divorce now, you will one day. Having a baby will only get worse.

15. Damn it! How hateful! I hate that my hometown is just an ordinary town! I hate that 90% of the people in this town are feudal! When a woman is divorced, she will be pointed at all her life, and her children will be discriminated against and laughed at. Not many people want to marry their children, which makes my mother desperate for her family. I don't want a divorce anyway! I don't mind being single all my life! I hate my incompetence! Working in my hometown, I can't fight for a good job outside to pick up my mother's departure and divorce! ?

16. After getting married 10 years, your youth is x times the original. After the divorce, you can choose so many beautiful women from Shenzhen to Hangzhou when you are mature and tasteful. After ten years of marriage, my lost youth has depreciated ten thousand times. To tell the truth, my chances of remarriage after divorce are only 1%. I don't like old people. Men my age are usually reluctant to marry middle-aged women with children.

17. Divorce is not a game of wits, but a game of endurance. Whoever is more patient is the one who died.

18. I didn't want my parents to divorce when I was a child, and I didn't want to be urged to get married by my parents when I grew up. Do we always interfere with the most wonderful and strange relationship in the world-love in the name of the same flesh and blood?

19. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, and getting married is wrong; Divorce is disillusionment, marriage is paranoia.

20. I am urged to go home every year. I also want to get married, but my boyfriend won't divorce.

2 1. Love is music: first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is pop music, and divorce is pop music.

22. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again.

23. Divorce, remind all couples again. First, show love carefully, and happiness can't stand the emphasis. Second, you need to maintain a relatively balanced development speed with your partner, and your happiness can't stand the gap. Third, no matter how busy your career is, you should be intimate, and happiness can't stand separation. In short, don't test love, love can't stand the test.

24. Accelerating marriage is a carnival for a group of people, and divorce is a loneliness for one person.

25. Divorce has a hundred advantages, but one disadvantage is that I feel that I have lived in vain before; Being single has one hundred advantages and one disadvantage, that is, there is no decline in my heart.

26. I just wanted a hug and accidentally added a kiss. Then you find that you need a bed, a suite and a certificate. I remembered that I wanted a hug when I got divorced.

27. A Buddhist student, if your husband really has an affair, don't mention divorce, let alone cry. Just wait for the natural end of fate. If one thing is done artificially, it is a new cause and effect.

28. Don't worry about not getting married, and don't get married rashly because you are old. It is better to worry about not getting married than worrying about her husband cheating, divorcing and robbing property. Worrying about not getting married is just worrying. If you are in a good mood, you can still live your original life. If your husband really wants a divorce, that's the real trouble.

29. Marriage does not mean happiness, and divorce does not mean misfortune. Even in families with children, it is better for children to be calm and incomplete than completely broken.

People get married because of lack of judgment, divorce because of lack of endurance, and remarry because of lack of memory.

3 1. Love will break up sooner or later without a solid emotional foundation! Marriage has a solid foundation of love, but life is too dull, and sooner or later it will divorce. It's hard to be a man. I miss you so much!

32. I really want a divorce. Can't I afford to raise your children? Eat your food, drink your water and sleep on your kang!

People always marry because they don't know, and then divorce because they know.

34. Even in the best marriage, there will be 200 thoughts of divorce and 50 impulses to strangle each other in one's life. Even in the happiest job, there will be 200 thoughts of quitting and 50 entanglements. This is the best quality.

35. Married people should not divorce easily, and once divorced, don't expect to turn back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose it, you should learn to let it go in time.

36. Before deciding on divorce, there is a long, painful and difficult process of thinking about the reasons, that is, a process of comprehensively presenting the basis of one's decision from the perspectives of personal needs, interests, opinions and values.

37. It's called divorce in others, but it's not called divorce here, it's called dismissal.

38. You are in love, and I will wait for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die in front of your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will be a spare tire all my life.

39. Those who have no money raise pigs and those who have money raise dogs. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money.

40. Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose the fixed number of years between 1 and 100, and divorce automatically if you don't renew it. However, the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 year is equivalent to more than RMB 20,000, and only 6 yuan money is needed for1year. Choosing a year means that you don't know anything about marriage, and you will be given a thick marriage book to study, while choosing 100 only has a piece of paper that simply says: I wish you a long life together. How many years of marriage will you choose?

4 1. Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose the number of years between 1 and 100. If you don't renew it after the expiration, it is equivalent to automatic divorce, but the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 is equivalent to more than 20,000 RMB, and 100 only needs 6 RMB. Being married for one year means that you know nothing about marriage, so you have a thick marriage book to read. You choose 100 year, and there is only one piece of paper that says: I wish you a long life together.

42. Love is art, marriage is technology, divorce counts, and cheating is cheating.

43. Married people should not divorce easily, and once divorced, don't expect to turn back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose it, you should learn to let it go in time. Remarriage after divorce is the most unforgivable stupid mistake in life.

44. All bad things are for the good, happy divorce and single happiness.

45. Divorce, for me, is just to worship my ancestors.

46. Marry happily, divorce happily, and congratulate yourself on being single.

47. I got divorced today, and I feel the air is refreshing. I will take my daughter to live a good life in the future.

48. It was a difficult year, but it was worthwhile.

49. I want a divorce. It's been five years, and I'm tired.

50. You love, I am waiting for you to break up; You are married, I will wait for your divorce; You don't divorce, I'll wait.

5 1. I want a divorce tomorrow. Given another chance, I won't get married again. That's what people do. You will regret marrying anyone, even if you are married or not. People have been living in regret.

52. Those who delay buying a house because they dare not divorce are all fake marriages.

53. Divorce hurts children too much. I'm sorry for the children. Mom is selfish, but I will try my best to earn money to support you. ?

54. The child is already poor. For those disabled children or children whose parents are divorced, parents always feel indebted to their children and feel sorry for them. In order to make up for them, these parents often spoil their children.

55. Nine dollars for marriage and twelve dollars for divorce. Only fools divorce? So expensive

Divorced people often complain that they were wrong when they got married.

57. The sunshine is wonderful. You smiled at me and said marry me. That day, I thought I was so close to the sun. Time has passed, years have smoothed out all the romance, but you still say divorce with a smile. The sunset that day was very beautiful ... It turned out that time can heal everything, including the love that was once unforgettable. ...

58. Being single is a kind of understanding, falling in love is a kind of mistake, breaking up is a kind of understanding, getting married is a kind of mistake, divorce is a kind of vigilance, remarriage is a kind of paranoia, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

59. The betrayal of the body, the betrayal of the mind, and the betrayal of the body and mind. Usually people will care whether the first divorce is a breakup, and one party remarries to be a real breakup.

60. Tanabata SMS sends blessings, wishing singles to get rid of singles, wishing married people are inseparable, and wishing divorced people to remarry as soon as possible. In short, whether single, married, divorced, or Tanabata is a happy Valentine's Day.

6 1. What is the completion of love? If marriage is the completion of love, what is divorce? When I begin to love someone, love is complete.

62. (Talking about stocks and divorce) Forget it. Everyone is trapped. Let's live together.

63. The significance of the stock market is related to the divorce rate. The divorce rate is normal below 10: 00, rising above 10: 00 and reaching a new high above 10: 00.

64. Today, the stock market plummeted. A friend asked about the stock market. The stock friend replied: "Don't mention it, it's worse than divorce. I lost half my assets, but my wife is still there. "

65. When my stock returns to its original value, I will divorce you. "He said simply. She listened, and her heart was warm, and she thought, there is no more constant promise than this.

66. Child: "You and my dad will never get divorced. Although your feelings are average, you can't find anything better than my dad. "

67. First-class people are capable and have no temper; Second-class, capable and tempered; The last person is incompetent and has a big temper. No matter how ugly a woman can get married, no matter how beautiful a woman will be single. No matter how poor a man is, he will find a wife, and no matter how rich a man is, he will divorce.

68. It is always a tragedy for any child to lose his parents because of death, divorce or abandonment. Some single families do take care of their children, but most Americans think that single families are not the ideal model. -Reagan

69. Love is a disease that must be cured by marriage. Marriage is a disease and must be treated by divorce. Divorce is a disease that must be cured by death.

What makes me sad is not the news that I failed the exam, nor the news that my parents divorced, but that I didn't know what to say when my father asked a friend downstairs where he lived.

7 1. Love is like a fever. Get married if you burn high, and divorce if you burn low!

72. Age is just a number. If you want, you can still start over, divorce freely and love wantonly.

73. Dude, I got divorced and found a new wife. She is a hen-pecked wife and forced me to change my new number. Hehe, I'll change it. Remember that the new number is a text message number, and I will contact you more. I wish you happiness.

74. Marriage must have an emotional foundation. It is important to love yourself and love yourself at the same time. If you don't have a common language, you will divorce sooner or later.

75. Misfortune and divorce are demons. Women are constantly wandering between these two demons, and women must know how to choose after all.

76. Its relationship with its owner, like a traditional and steady marriage, has never had the slightest idea of separation and divorce. Dogs don't know betrayal, deception and doubt. I miss it for a long time.

77. Life may be like this. The more you experience, the less you fantasize. Balance the pain of reality with actual happiness. -Liu Jinhua's divorce.

78. Romantic people stop here. Romantic people take the individual as the center of the universe. -Liu Jinhua's divorce.

79.? Money and power, no money and no heart, no love and no chance, no fate, no divorce.

80. I'm divorced, and finally I can walk hand in hand with irreplaceable people. I won't lose again. Finally, I won. Here we go. Even if you fall to the ground, protect it.