I just have a sweet mouth, and I don't have you in my heart.

1. Those girls who can't twist the bottle cap are all pretending. If you don't believe me, ask her to open a courier and try it.

2. What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? I just passed by the bus and got squeezed on it. . .

3. Don't chase after a good-looking girl at once, because her friend may be more beautiful than her.

4. four words to evaluate your mother is too good at giving birth!

5. I heard that it rained in your city, and I was worried that you had an umbrella. If I did, the rain would be in vain.

6. I'm just sweet, and I don't have you in my heart.

7. Today, I went to see a psychologist. The doctor said: You are not depressed, you are really miserable.

8. There is nothing to say about the service of sea fishing. Last time I didn't bring any money, when I was washing dishes, the waiter would ask me if the water was cold.

9. You can feed the annoying things to the dogs, and the annoying people will ... bite the dogs when they grow up.

1. Girls should do a little bad things, and then when God gets angry, he will send you a guy.

11. You're crushing my hair. This sentence is really enviable. You have a date, sex life and hair.

12. I think I'm not far from the local tyrants, and I'm half finished now, that is, the soil

13. I really want to care about you, but it's a pity that you never get sick.

14. White shirts are prone to yellowing, and general laundry detergent is difficult to clean. Many people feel headache because of this, so they might as well take some headache medicine when washing.

15. Insomnia is really a waste of time. I knew I would suffer from insomnia. I just spent this hour playing with my mobile phone.

16. I broke up with my boyfriend, and he ran out of the door in anger. I chased him eight blocks hard before I got the door back.

17. I washed my hair and lost a lot of hair, but I'm not sad, because I still have a head, but my head has nothing.

19. Baby is long, baby is short, baby can't sleep, and it doesn't matter.

2. When someone makes you angry, take a deep breath and start hitting him when counting down from 1 to 7. He will never expect it.

21. Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like sports because I'm not the kind of person who craves enjoyment.

22.？ Reply to a question mark = not that I have a question, but that I think you have a question. Reply to two question marks = What do you mean? Reply to three question marks = lying trough!

23. In the future, I must make a film "In those years, we girls who were not chased". I don't believe it!

24. It feels good not to wear a condom, but it's not safe. That's how my last mobile phone broke.

25. As long as I give all the money I earn to my father, I can become a rich second generation!

26. Although I am a person with low self-esteem, if you say something is wrong with me, I will let you go at once.

27. The temperature suddenly dropped, and my typing speed dropped. Yesterday, I was able to chat with 5 people at the same time, but today I can only chat with you.

28. My head looks like a machine gun these days, bald and bald.

29. I just bumped into amnesia. Excuse me, which is my boyfriend? I'm so cute that I can't be single.

3. What's the use of your scolding me? I will rebound.

31. In the past, the traffic was slow and the letters were far away. Only enough to love one person in a lifetime. Now that traffic and information are so developed, I thought I could love more, but I didn't expect it to be worse than before.

32. Why do you want to set off firecrackers when you get married? Must be to give yourself courage.