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Qq girl said: I wish your girlfriend always inflated.

Shoot hard in your heart first, and let everything go to zero in this loud noise.

Second, the last thing in the evening and the first thing in the morning is to squint at your movements.

Third, don't want to compare, don't want to compare, just want to love yourself.

Fourth, it doesn't matter We are just friends, so there is no reason to be apart. I only occasionally ask myself if I have enough trouble.

Even if you ask me to forgive you, I will not forgive you, because you are not qualified to ask me to forgive you.

Six, when I said, you are busy, you sleep, you go, you play, how many of these words? You got it?

Seven, when I said, you are busy, you sleep, you go, you play, how many of these words? You got it?

Eight years and ten years later, if the woman around you is not me, if she is not as good as me, I will force you to kill her, and then we will go to jail together.

Nine, people are always changing. Some people choose to change their lives, while others choose to change their lives.

Since I met you, there is no one else in my world. You make me so lonely.

As long as I see you getting close to someone else, I don't want to talk to you again.

You can mop the floor with me when my hair reaches my waist.

Thirteen. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I only met you once in this life. You were my backseat principal in your last life, right?

Fourteen, when swearing words come to your mouth and you swallow back the hurtful information, you will really grow a lot.

It turns out that what I like in my eyes is just a joke in your eyes.

16. Distance will never separate two hearts that really care about each other.

At the age of seventeen, we also had good memories, but our tears blurred. -

I watched Wang Leehom's concert on the computer yesterday. Grandma came to see it for a while and said, look, the young man selling mineral water is so promising! You only know how to play.

Nineteen, do you have to say if you like it? Actually, just talk about it every day. Why embarrass each other and accept it together? Finally,

Twenty, unrestrained appearance does not mean inner lust, and most unaffected girls are kind.

Happiness is like ice, which melts before it comes and tastes.

No matter how many times you fail, it doesn't stop you from trying again. Touch your head. There's nothing wrong with it.

Twenty-three, nothing can say me behind my back, scold me. Will you drink my menstrual blood? Didn't your mother teach you to talk to your face?

Twenty-four, when you love someone, it is happy to think of someone.

Twenty-five, someone told me: If one day you are tired and alone, come to me, and the old son loves you!

Twenty-six, you only bloom enthusiasm for her but forget that I am also afraid of the cold.

Time cannot measure the temperature of love. How long will it take me to accept the fact that you left me?

Twenty-eight, it is the season when some girls deliberately wear less clothes and then borrow clothes from boys.

29. It's my luck to know you, but it's my misfortune to be mistaken by everyone.

Thirty, can you forget all the past injuries and sorrows just because you laugh?

A close friend is like ancient pottery in the desert. If one piece is broken, one piece is missing, and the same finished product can no longer be found.

As a man, no matter what difficulties you encounter, you can't back down. Even if you know you are not sure, you should fight hard with the enemy.

33. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth. Still so deep and true.

If you don't care, how can you have so many emotions?

I'm sorry that my good night is different from others, just a simple good night.

Thirty-seven, a man has a desire for a woman, which is called like, and resisting her desire is called love.

May your girlfriend always inflate.

It rains because the sky can't bear its weight. Just like crying because the heart can't bear its pain.

What a pity! You have never seen me brave for you.

Just be yourself. There will always be someone who will love everything about you.

Forty-two, the road ahead is spacious, but you are not by my side. How can I go first?

Forty-three, the biology teacher said: I was Xiaoming in primary school years ago, and I will teach you to be Xiaoming years later. Poor Xiaoming!

Unless something bad happens, you will never see the people around you clearly.

Forty-five is the season when some girls deliberately wear less clothes and then borrow them from boys.

I will always be redundant. Tell me about it. I feel like I'm carrying coals to Newcastle.

1. Scorpio has only two possibilities to let go of the person you like. If you don't feel redundant, it is the burden of the other party, and you can't give the best to the other party! The other is being hurt by the other party, especially cheating and betrayal! Otherwise Scorpio will not let go of the person you like easily!

I don't have any additional wishes at present. I respect every choice I make as an adult. I just hope my choice is not a temporary brain fever. Spring is short, so it is valuable. Although drinking fruit is different from drinking tea, there is no future in it, but it is as light as age.

3. I regret, I regret meeting, I regret not following my original intention, I regret worrying too much, I regret changing myself, I regret doing too much and talking too much, I regret not keeping silent, I regret not being elegant and gorgeous enough.

4. Many things have happened in these two days. Many things are conflicting, and I am very distressed. Then, this morning I got up by myself, went to training alone, ate alone and came back alone. It's nice to suddenly find someone. I always knew that I was redundant, but I didn't expect that I was really redundant. I will get used to being alone in the future, and no one can accompany me forever.

Starting today, stay with yourself and put away unnecessary dependence.

6. I often feel that I am the redundant one. Come home from work, there is nothing for me to eat.

7. You have to go to school, attend classes, work and live a good life. Don't spend too much energy on me. Live your life first, and then have extra energy to like me.

8. We are all like children, fooling around because of dependence; Politeness is because of strangeness. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

9. However, I personally hope that I can get rid of unnecessary feelings like a robot and always be correct and flawless.

10. He has no changeable emotions and confused troubles. In his world, things became clear. He doesn't add unnecessary conflicts to himself.

1 1. I don't have my own toothbrush, towel and cup at home, and I don't have anything I need. I just use disposable everywhere like a guest, and now I finally know how redundant I am, and there are redundant everywhere.

12. A person with the ability to love will only love others with his extra love. Love is a kind of sharing, so he is happy anyway.

13. The only person who makes me feel redundant, sad and want to cry is always you.

14. Sometimes I feel redundant and disgusting. You don't even understand why you exist in a life without your place.

15. I suddenly found that no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't fit in, and I was still redundant.

16. How many times must a heart be hurt before it is forced to give up? How many times does a person have to wait before he knows that he is just redundant? Now the frozen heart used to be the warmest; Now ruthless people used to be the most affectionate.

17. I let myself go, and the thoughts that are about to overflow may be superfluous. If you have a good life, don't forget the exercise I did for you. You also have to believe that I will live better than you, because I love myself now.

18. How many times must a heart be hurt before it is forced to give up? How many times does a person have to wait before he knows that he is just redundant? Now the frozen heart used to be the warmest; Now ruthless people used to be the most affectionate.

19. Sometimes I really find myself redundant, whether at home or in the company. Useless people don't deserve everything. I really don't understand the meaning of my birth. Despair, pressure, I thought I could do one thing well, only to find that you can never do it.

20. We all feel that the other party is not doing well enough, and the other party doesn't know why you lost your temper. Both sides have their own affairs, and no one has extra time to care about you, but both sides are unwilling to express their thoughts, but they are obviously unhappy but have to wait for their thoughts to rot in their stomachs.

2 1. I really feel like a child, with nothing, and an extra person!

22. It is also false to say that you are not worried, but whether it is redundant or not, you can't fool yourself anyway. I'm worried, but it's good that mom is happy. I hope my dad will come on.

23. Many things I did were superfluous, and only myself was moved in the end.

24. I always feel that I have a lot of free time. The sidewalk is full of cars and all kinds of things. The non-motor vehicle lane was full of cars and passed by. As for me, wherever I go, I get in the way and hide around like guerrilla warfare.

25. If you don't like each other, your infatuation is a burden to others. So don't make yourself redundant and annoying.

Seeing things and thinking about the second half of people are always different things.

You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

Looking at things and thinking about people in the second half is always a matter.

Even though we had a time, now I'm just your strange scenery. The earth is still turning and the world is changing. I love you forever.

I will hide you deep in my heart.

If we can't love this life, the afterlife will continue.

Sorry, I forgot, you don't need me anymore.

Distance is really not beautiful, I am a person who is afraid of loneliness.

Sometimes, just a tear makes our vision completely clear.

Who said that? You have never been to my world. You are just a gorgeous dream.

Sad love songs tore the night.

Sadness and love talk about sometimes a person disappears and the whole world is lonely.

It is better to laugh and forget than to look back sadly.

My language is too pale, but my heart is loved by every word you say.

It turns out that when the heart is broken, the dream wakes up. When you are heartbroken, it doesn't hurt.

Sometimes, tears don't mean weakness, but really hurt. I instantly saw your smiling face with her, and the tears in your eyes became more and more obvious.

The more you think about it, the more you will only lead yourself to the deepest part of pain ... The good things in life suddenly disappear, leaving only disappointment.

You don't know who loves you until you are sick for a long time, and you don't know who you love until you are drunk.

It is distressing to say how close two hearts used to be, but now they have to give up like this.

Looking back, you are not allowed. If you have not been right, why do your eyes seem to shed tears?

Non-mainstream personality: things are always different.

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If memories are as hard as steel, should I laugh or cry? If steel corrodes like memory, is this a happy city or a ruin?

Happy times always make people want to stay, and happy times always make people feel short.

We are ambiguous, but we don't belong to each other.

Falling in love? What a fart! Let's elope ~! .

If you can't get it, you will never lose, you don't need to pursue a beautiful back, and you don't have to care about the disappearance of love. There is nothing wrong with a person's paradise.

Nothing can pass, I don't believe in happiness, I believe in you.

If life has never met, I am still me, and you are still you, just missing the most beautiful adventure in life.

4. hang yourself? (1) in ♀ ♂ ♂ ♂.

Qq non-mainstream talk about Daquan _ There is such a kind of happiness.

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There is such a kind of happiness, beauty and sadness.

Love to the depths without regrets.

Holding hands will take away a girl's heart.

Get up and continue. Things have changed since the appearance of plutonium.

This stop, waiting for the next stop may be embarrassing …

The last thing I want to see when I leave is my back. ╰╮

You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, you can't give yourself happiness.

What is far, what is near, far is distance, near is the bottom of my heart.

I heard that love is back.

Looking at things and thinking about people in the second half is always a matter.

☆ It's still a pity. ① Sample sentences. ① Sample sentences.

Ten years ago, the pursuit of perfection was almost harsh; Ten years later, I discovered that the most imperfect person at the beginning was actually myself.

Happy moments are half with you and half in dreams; The painful moment is half separation and half thinking of you silently.

Many times, I am doing something calmly, drinking water and losing sleep, and then suddenly I miss you very painfully. It really hurts. It makes me bend down and cry.

Love you so persistently, out of love or unwilling?