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I want to find someone who can listen to my story, someone who can give me advice and keep me from thinking. Is this kind of person pure?

Once upon a time, a countryman lost an axe. He thought it was the neighbor's son who stole it, so he paid great attention to his words and deeds. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the man looked like an axe thief. Later, the man who lost the axe found it. It turned out that he lost it in the valley when he went up the mountain to cut wood the other day. After finding the axe, he met his neighbor's son again. I'm not like a thief. Not paying attention to the facts is careless about people and things. I encourage the seedlings to grow. During the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a farmer in Song State. He always feels that the crops in the field grow too slowly. I went to see it today and tomorrow, and it seems that the seedlings have never grown taller. He thought: What can we do to make them grow taller and faster? One day, he came to the field and pulled up the seedlings one by one. It really took a lot of effort to pull out seedlings on a large scale. When he finished pulling out the seedlings, he was exhausted, but he was happy. When he got home, he boasted, "I'm exhausted today, and I helped Miao Miao grow several inches!" " Hearing this, his son hurried to the field to see that all the seedlings in the field were dead. There was an incorrigible scholar named KATTO in Zhou Dynasty. KATTO is not only brilliant in poetry, but also good at governing the country. Later, he assisted Zhou Liwang in managing state affairs. However, Zhou Liwang is arrogant and misinterprets the law. The traitor tried every means to please him. KATTO bluntly suggested and listed the disadvantages of state affairs management. The traitor went in and out and turned a blind eye to KATTO. KATTO was very angry and wrote a poem, which was later included in The Book of Songs. The poem criticizes the traitor and says, "Evil is hopeless!" "incorrigible": terminally ill, medicine can't save it. Later it meant that things were too bad to be saved. In ancient Southern and Northern Dynasties, there was a general named Zong Qiming in Song State. He was brave and ambitious since he was a child. One day, Zong's uncle asked him what his ambition was, and Zong replied, "I would like to break the ice by the long wind." Finally, he became a general who can fight well. Later, people used "braving the wind and waves" to describe the spirit of facing difficulties. 5. During the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the Northern Zhou Dynasty and the southern State of Chen were bounded by the Yangtze River. Emperor Wendi of Sui Dynasty, Prime Minister of Northern Zhou Dynasty, abolished Emperor Jingdi of Zhou Dynasty, established Sui Dynasty on his own. He is determined to destroy Chen. He once said, "I am the parents of the whole country. Later, people used "only a strip of water" to describe two places separated by a narrow water, which are very close. 6. In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a man named Yu Boya, who was proficient in temperament and superb in piano skills. When Yu Boya was young, he was smart and eager to learn. He once worshipped an expert as a teacher, and his piano skills reached the level, but he always felt that he could not express his feelings about various things in a superb way. Seabirds are roaring and singing; The trees in the forest are lush, just like entering a fairyland. A wonderful feeling arises spontaneously, as if the harmonious and beautiful music of nature is playing in his ear. He can't help playing the piano, his voice turns at will, and the beauty of nature is integrated into the piano. Boya has experienced an unprecedented realm. The teacher told him, "You have learned. "One night, Boya took a boat trip. Facing the cool breeze and bright moon, he was full of thoughts, so he played again. Better and better. Suddenly, I heard someone screaming on the shore. Boya heard the sound and got out of the boat. He saw a woodcutter standing on the shore. Knowing that the man was a bosom friend, he immediately invited the woodcutter aboard and played for him with great interest. Boya played a tune praising the mountains, and the woodcutter said, "How wonderful! Magnificent and solemn, towering like Mount Tai! "When he played the surging waves, the woodcutter said," How wonderful! Vast and boundless, as if seeing rolling water and boundless sea! " Boya was very excited and said excitedly, "confidant! "You are really my bosom friend." This woodcutter is Zhong Ziqi. From then on, the two became very good friends. This story comes from Liezi Tang Wen. The idiom "high mountains and flowing water" is a metaphor for bosom friends and beautiful music. 7. The word "teacher" refers to the teacher who corrects a very key word in the article. This sentence comes from Tao Yue's Supplement to the History of the Five Dynasties in the Song Dynasty. The Tang Dynasty was the development period of feudal society in China, in which poetry was the most representative. At that time, there were not only many poets, but also many poems, and the art and content were very high. Among many poets at that time, there was a poet named Miracle. One winter, in vilen after the heavy snow, he saw plum blossom proudly, so he wrote a poem "Early Plum Blossom", reciting the plum blossom that bloomed early in winter. There are two sentences in this poem. He felt very satisfied. A man named Zheng Gu, after reading this poem written by Miracle, thinks that the meaning of this poem is not exhausted. So, after repeated thinking and deliberation, he changed these two poems to: In Zita Law, the former village, flowers bloomed last night. Because he thinks that since there are several plum blossoms, it can't be considered as early plum blossoms. Zheng Gu's change, although only changed the number into a word, but only changed a word, made a book ". The artistic conception of the poem is also more perfect. Qi admires Zheng Gu's changes. At that time, Zheng Gu was called his word teacher. 8. Once upon a time, there was a chess player named Qiu. Qiu has two students to learn chess from him. One of them is very absorbed in learning from the teacher. The other one is not. He thinks it's easy to learn chess, so there's no need to be serious. When the teacher explained, his eyes seemed to be looking at the chess pieces, but he was thinking in his heart, "How wonderful it would be if I killed a swan in the wild now!" "Because he is always daydreaming and absent-minded, the teacher doesn't listen to his explanation at all. As a result, although the two students were the same teacher, one made rapid progress and became a famous chess player. The other one didn't learn any skills. Interviewee: _ Wen _-Trainee Magician Level 2 2-25 13:29 Sun Yang had a son who read the book "Horse Joking" written by his father, and found it easy to kiss up to horses, so he took this book to look for good horses everywhere. He followed the numbers drawn in the book and found nothing. He happily took Tu home again and said to his father, "Dad, I found a swift horse, but its hoof was a little poor." When the father saw it, he was distressed. He didn't expect his son to be so stupid, so he said humorously, "It's a pity that Matthew likes to jump and can't be used to pull a cart." Then he sighed, "this is the so-called follow the map. "A dream idiom of Conan: description. Or a metaphor for empty happiness. Idiom origin: Tang ligong wrote biography of Conan satrap. Idiom story: Chunyuba came from the Tang Dynasty. Once, he fell asleep because he was drunk and didn't live under the locust tree in the yard. In his dream, he saw that King Huai 'an sent someone to take him to Huai 'an, and then he married his beloved princess to send him. The king also admired him. His five sons were knighted and his two daughters were married to the prince, so his position in Huai 'an was very high. Later, Tan attacked the county, Chun Yuba's army was defeated, and then his wife died of a serious illness. All these misfortunes made Chun Yuba not want to continue living in Conan County and returned to Beijing. However, when I sent him back to his hometown. As soon as I left Huai 'an, Chunyuba woke up and realized that it was a dream. Soon, Chunyuba found an ant hole under the locust tree in the yard. There was a palace made of mud in the hole, and so on. He suddenly realized that the Huai 'anguo he saw in his dream should be this ant hole. The highest branch of Sophora japonica may be the south where he is the satrap. The so-called wealth and fame really disappeared easily, so he finally retired to the secret door. The story comes from Yang Shen's "Yilin Felling Mountain" in the Ming Dynasty. The idiom "from the book" means to do things mechanically in the old way, but not flexibly. It is also a metaphor for finding things according to some clues. (End) A pile of soil was collected by the Panmunjom River, and Li Bai's name is as high as ever; Poems come and go, and a big axe stands in front of Luban. This is the tomb of a poet named Li Bai in the Ming Dynasty. Li Bai was a world-famous poet in the Tang Dynasty, and his reputation will last forever after his death. Many literati pass by Li Bai's tomb and want to express their inner feelings by chanting poems. However, their behavior can only be arty, and it is really hard to chew the axe in front of Luban. Lu Ban was a native of Lu during the Warring States Period. He is called an "able man" and people always regard him as the ancestor of carpenters. Who dares to use axe skills in front of Lu Ban, that is to say, show off their skills in front of experts? This ridiculous behavior is too immodest, referred to as "playing an axe in front of Lu Ban". This is similar to the saying that "playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong". In fact, the meaning of "Ban Ban Men" is too thick-skinned, and he can't show the skill of using an axe in front of Lu Ban and Ren Ying (also axe hands). This idiom is sometimes used as a word of self-modesty, indicating that you dare not play your tricks in front of experts. One day, Yue Guang invited his friends to drink in the hall at home. When that friend was drinking, he suddenly saw the shadow of a small snake shaking in his glass. But I drank the wine anyway. After drinking it, I felt uncomfortable and uneasy. When I got home, I was ill. A few days later, Yue Guang heard the news that his friend was ill, and knew the reason for his illness. Yue Guang thought, "There will never be a snake in the glass!" So he ran to the place where he drank that day. It turns out that there is a colorful bow on the wall of the hall. The shadow of the bow fell right where the friend put down the glass. Le Guang ran to this friend and explained it to him. The man will be all right as soon as he understands the reason. Later, people used the metaphor of "a glass of bow and snake shadow" to show mutual suspicion and disturb each other. Enjoy the horse. People also call people who are good at distinguishing the good from the bad horses Bole. The first person called Bole was Sun Yang, who came from the Spring and Autumn Period. Because of his excellent research on horses, people forgot his original name and simply called him Bole. On one occasion, Bole was entrusted by the King of Chu to buy a horse that could walk thousands of miles every day. Bole explained to the king of Chu that swift horses are rare, difficult to find and needed. He tried his best to get things done. Bole went to several countries and carefully searched Zhao Yan, which is rich in famous horses. It's hard, but he still hasn't found a good horse he likes. One day, Bole came back from Qi, and on the road he saw a horse pulling a salt cart and trudging on a steep slope. This horse is tired, and every step is difficult. Bole is always so close to the horse that he can't help walking to the front. See the horse. He seems to want to tell Bole something. Bole immediately judged from his voice that this was a rare horse. At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a famous Mi Fei with outstanding talent. At that time, Kong Rong, a doctor of Tai Zhong, especially appreciated him and recommended him to Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty. He wrote: "The emperor's palace will store extraordinary treasures. It's hard to be equal to his peers. "Han emperor did not dare to be the master. This is very impolite to him. Cao Cao appointed Mi Heng as a drum collector, and ordered him to play drums for entertainment during the big banquet. Who knows that Miheng beat the drums and cursed Cao Cao, which made Cao Cao very embarrassed. Cao Cao sent Mi Heng to Jingzhou to surrender Liu Biao, trying to kill him by Liu Biao's hand. Unexpectedly, Liu Biao took Mi Fei as a guest, and every time he discussed or issued a proclamation, Mi Fei made a statement. Later, Mi Heng was disrespectful to Liu Biao. Liu Biao sent him. He was finally killed by Huang Zu. The idiom "rare" comes from this, and it is very rare and rare. Often used to praise talented people. There was a nobleman named KATTO in the Zhou Dynasty. KATTO is not only brilliant in poetry, but also good at governing the country. Later, he assisted Zhou Liwang in managing state affairs. However, Zhou Liwang is arrogant and misinterprets the law. The traitor tried every means to please him. Treacherous court official spoke ill of Zhou Liwang in his ear. Zhou Liwang is very tired of KATTO. From then on, treacherous court official went in and out of the court and ignored KATTO. KATTO was very angry and wrote a poem, which was later included in The Book of Songs. The poem criticizes the traitor and says, "Evil is hopeless!" "hopeless": terminally ill, there is no medicine to save. Later it meant that things were too bad to be saved. When Liang Wudi was in office, General Huo Guang was an important official of the imperial court and won the trust of Liang Wudi. Before Liang Wudi died, he entrusted his youngest son, Liu Fuling (Zhao Di), to Huo Guang for help. After Zhao Di's death, Huo Guangli became Emperor of Liu Xun (Xuan Di). Huo Guang has been in power for more than 40 years. He made great contributions to the Western Han Dynasty. After Liu Xun succeeded to the throne, he made Xu Fei queen. Huo Guang's wife Huo Xian is a greedy woman. She wanted to marry her little daughter to Liu Xun as the queen, so she took advantage of Xu Niang's illness and let a female doctor poison Xu Xu. The poisonous trick was exposed and the female doctor was jailed. Huo Guang didn't know about it beforehand. When it came out, Huo told him: Huo Guang was very surprised. Accuse his wife of not doing such a thing. He also wants to report it, but he doesn't care that his wife is convicted. He thought about it and hid it. After Huo Guang's death, someone reported the case to Xuan Di, and Xuan Di sent someone to investigate and deal with it. Huo Guang's wife heard about this incident, discussed countermeasures with her family and cronies, and decided to convene the people to plan the rebellion. Don't want to leak, sent troops surrounded the huo family. Ban Gu, a historian of the Eastern Han Dynasty, commented on Huo Guang's merits and demerits in The Biography of Han Huo Guang, saying that he was "ignorant and ignorant, and was dark in Dali", which meant that Huo Guang didn't study or learn anything, so he didn't know the truth of the overall situation. The idiom "without learning or skill" refers to Xie Lingyun, a gifted scholar in the Southern Dynasties, who wrote many landscape poems. He is smart and studious, and has read many books. The world called him "Xie" because he attacked the title of Gong. As a prince, he had no real power and was sent to Yongjia as a satrap. Xie Lingyun lamented that he was incompetent and often left his official duties behind to go sightseeing. Later, he resigned and moved to Huiji, often drinking and having fun with friends. The local satrap sent someone to persuade him to control himself, but he scolded him. Soon, people will be scrambling to copy it, and it will spread quickly. After Song Wendi succeeded to the throne, he was recalled to Beijing as an official and praised his poetry and calligraphy as "two treasures". Xie Lingyun is even more proud. He said, "There is only one stone in the world, and Cao Zijian monopolizes eight fights. I want to fight it, the struggle that the world is divided into one. "This idiom means that all flowers and trees are regarded as enemy soldiers. Describe it. Look at the vegetation on Bagong Mountain in the north. It's all human. In A.D., Fu Jian, the former Qin emperor, basically unified the north and led 900,000 soldiers and horses to attack the Eastern Jin Dynasty. The Eastern Jin Dynasty appointed Xie Shi as the general, Xie Xuan as the pioneer, and led 80,000 soldiers to war. After Qin Jun striker Fu Rong captured Shouyang (now Shouxian County, Anhui Province), Fu Shu personally led 8,000 cavalry into the city. He listened. This must be a great victory. So he sent a man named Zhu Xu to Xie Shi to surrender. Zhu was an official in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. After seeing Xie Shi, he reported the protection of Qin Jun, and suggested that 8 Jin Army attack Luo Jian (now Dongluo River in Huainan, Anhui) before the follow-up troops of the former Qin Dynasty arrived. Xie Shi took his advice and sent troops to attack Qin Jun, which won a great victory. The Jin army advanced to Shouyang. Fu Jian learned that Luo Jian was defeated, and the Jin army was also defeated. Immediately, he boarded Shouyang Chengtou with Fu Rong and personally observed the movement of 8 Jin Army across the Fei River. It was the middle of winter and the weather was gloomy. Looking from a distance, the sky over the Fei River is gray. A closer look shows that there are many masts and warships, and the nomads from the army are armed with swords and halberds. The lineup is very neat. He couldn't help secretly praising the nomads from being well-protected and well-trained. Then, the terrain is very dangerous. Nomads from the base camp is stationed at the foot of Bagong Mountain. A northwest wind roared by, and the swaying vegetation on the mountain was like countless soldiers moving. Fu Jian suddenly turned pale and said to Fu Rong in horror, "Jin soldiers are formidable enemies. How can you say they are weak soldiers? "Soon, Fu Jian ordered the troops to retreat slightly according to Xie Xuan's plan, so that the nomads from the army could survive in the battle of Feishui. As a result, when the Red Soldiers retreated, they stepped on their feet and were beaten to flight. This war is a famous battle at the foot of water in history and a famous war example in history. It is said that Yan Guoshou was born in Handan two thousand years ago. I often feel that everything is inferior to others for no reason-clothes are their good, food is their fragrance, and standing and sitting is their elegance. He learns what he sees and loses what he learns. Although he has a new look, he still can't do one thing well. He doesn't know what he should look like. His family advised him to change the problem. He thought it was because his family cared too much. Relatives and neighbors say he is a bear stick. He doubted whether he should walk like this, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that his walking posture was too stupid and ugly. One day, he met several people talking and laughing on the road, only to hear someone say that the walking posture of Handan people is beautiful. Hearing this, he hurried forward to find out. Unexpectedly, those people saw him and roared off. How beautiful is the walking posture of Handan people? He can't imagine, this has become his heart disease. Finally, one day, he went to Handan, a distant place, to learn to walk without telling his family. When I arrived in Handan, I felt fresh and dazzling everywhere. When he saw the children walking, he felt lively, beautiful and learned. Seeing the old man walking, he felt steady and learned; Watch women walk, sway and learn. In this way, after only half a month, he couldn't even walk, and the toll was spent, so he had to climb back. The story comes from Zhuangzi Autumn Water. The idiom "Handan toddler" is a metaphor for copying mechanically, which not only fails to learn the strengths of others, but also loses its own strengths and skills. He planned to usurp the throne day and night. However, how many ministers in North Korea can be at his mercy and how many people are against him? He doesn't know. So he thought of a way to test his prestige and find out who dared to oppose him. One day, Zhao Gao brought a deer to the court and smiled and said to Qin Ershi, "Your Majesty, I will give you a good horse." Qin Ershi looked at it and thought. He smiled and said to Zhao Gao, "The Prime Minister has made a mistake. There is a deer here. How can you say it's a horse? " Zhao Gao said with a straight face: "Please see clearly, this is indeed a swift horse." Qin Ershi looked at the deer again and said incredulously, "Why does a horse have horns on its head?" Zhao Gao turned around, pointed to the ministers and said loudly, "Your Majesty, if you don't believe me, you can ask the ministers." The ministers were all at a loss by Zhao Gao's nonsense and whispered privately, "What is this Zhao Gao doing?" It's obviously a deer or a horse! See Zhao Gao sinister smile on his face, eyes which were ga zi ng take turns staring at Zhao Gao sinister smile, eyes which were ga zi ng take turns staring at you, ministers suddenly understand his intention. Some timid people with a sense of justice bowed their heads and dared not speak, because they told lies, sorry for their conscience, and afraid of being hurt by Zhao Gao in the future. Some honest people insist that it is manual rather than horse. Others usually follow Zhao Gao's treachery. Afterwards, Zhao Gao used various means to punish those loyal ministers who did not obey him, and even copied a door. During the Spring and Autumn Period, Jin Xiangong listened to rumors, killed Prince Shen Sheng, and sent someone to arrest Shen Sheng's younger brother Zhong Er Zhong Er, who escaped from the State of Jin and was forgotten after more than ten years. After many hardships, Zhong Er came to the State of Chu. King Chu Cheng thinks that Zhong Er will be. He greeted him with gifts from his own country and treated him as a distinguished guest. One day, the King of Chu hosted a banquet for Zhong Er, and the atmosphere was very harmonious. Suddenly, the king of Chu asked Zhong Er, "If one day you return to the State of Jin to be king, how can you repay me?" Zhong Er thought for a moment and said, "Beautiful women are waiting for you, precious silk, and you have a lot of rare bird feathers, ivory leather, and even more in Chu. What rare items does Jin Wang have? " The king of Chu said, "You are too modest. Even so, you should show me something. " Zhong Er replied with a smile, "If I can really return to China to take power, I would like to get along well with your country. If one day Jin Chu goes to war, I will definitely order the army to stay away (one house equals three miles). If I can't get your forgiveness, I will fight you again. "Four years later, Zhong Er really returned to the State of Jin and became a monarch. This is the famous Jin Wengong in history. The state of Jin was more and more ruled by him. The two armies of Chu and Jin fought. In order to fulfill his promise, Jin Wengong ordered the troops to retreat 90 miles and stay in Chengpu. When Chu Jun saw that 8 Jin J was retreating, he thought the other side was afraid and immediately pursued it. The Jin army took advantage of the weakness of the Chu army's pride in underestimating the enemy, concentrated its forces and defeated the Chu army. He won the battle of Chengpu. The story comes from Zuo Zhuan Xi Gong Twenty-two Years. The idiom "stay away from Miyake" means not arguing with others or making concessions on your own initiative. One summer, Cao Cao led his army to Zhang Xiu. The weather is unusually hot, the sun is like fire, and there is not a cloud in the sky. The troops walked on the winding mountain road, and the dense trees on both sides were scorched by the sun. The soldiers' clothes were soaked and the marching speed slowed down. Several weak soldiers fainted on the side of the road. Cao Cao was worried that the marching speed was getting slower and slower. However, at present, tens of thousands of troops can't even drink water. How can we speed up? He immediately called the guide and asked him quietly, "Is there a water source near here?" The guide shook his head and said, "The spring is beyond the valley, and it's a long detour." Cao Cao thought for a moment and said, "No, it's too late." He looked at the forest in front of him, thought for a while, and said to the guide, "Don't say anything, I'll think of something." He knew that even if he ordered the troops to speed up at this time, it would not help. As soon as he turned his mind, the road came, and he just left. Hearing this, the soldiers seemed to eat it in their mouths and their pace was greatly accelerated. The story comes from the fake money in Shi Shuo Xin Yu. The idiom "looking at plum to quench thirst" refers to comforting yourself or others with fantasy. During the Spring and Autumn Period in England, Zhi Bo, a nobleman of the State of Jin, died. Someone took the opportunity to steal from Fan's house and saw a big clock hanging in the yard. The shape and design are exquisite. The thief was so happy that he wanted to take this exquisite clock home. But the clock is so big and heavy that he can't move it. He thought about it, and there was only one way, which was to break the clock and move it home separately. The thief found a big hammer and threw it at the clock desperately. He was shocked by a loud noise. The thief panicked and thought it was not good. In desperation, he jumped on the bell and tried to cover it with open arms, but how to cover it? The bell is still echoing in the distance. The more he listened, the more afraid he became. He retracted his hands in different ways and covered his ears hard. "Hey, the bell is getting smaller and I can't hear it!" The thief was very happy. "wonderful! You can't hear the bell if you can't cover your ears! " He immediately found two cloth balls to plug his ears, thinking that no one could hear the bell. So he let go of the bell, which rang loudly and far away. People heard the bell rush in and caught the thief. The story comes from Lu Chunqiu's Self-knowledge, and "stealing the clock" is said to be "stealing the clock", which is a metaphor for the cover-up behavior of stupidity and self-deception.