Ironic remarks

First, as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

Second, there are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

Third, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

Six, you told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

Seven, there is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Eight, ugly is not your fault, it is your parents' fault, but it is your fault that you ran out to scare talents.

Nine, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and as soon as I got back, I was considered a gangster!

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

In the morning, when we got to the platform, the bus had already left. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! " At this time, a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing." ...

12. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.

Thirteen, when I get rich, I'll take you to the best nerve hospital.

Fourteen, garbage people who stink, the source of the word "vomit".

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

Sixteen, shameless bitch, may also be a free lady, everyone reviled a whore.

Seventeen, it's really nothing, just in the quiet night, deceiving the big wolf who is waiting hard at home. The fox and the big wolf talk to each other under the starry sky and talk about the dribs and drabs at work together, so they have a * * * song belonging to two people, embracing each other's tired hearts;

18. A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.

Nineteen, junior high school physical education teacher said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

Twenty, love is desperate in loneliness, strong in despair, and always thinking about him after being strong.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

Twenty-two, the world is like this, very hypocritical. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world? Yes What's so funny about death? People are forced to commit suicide. The world is full of complaints. If you don't adapt to this world, you will only be eliminated by this world.

Twenty-three, shake it and shake it to Naihe Bridge.

Hypocrisy cannot create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing. .

Twenty-six, your appearance is not accurate, and your proportion is not good.

Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

Ironic remarks _ about irony

Irony _ About Irony _ Irony

Ironic proverbs express people's criticism of things in humorous language. Literally, the expression is straightforward and concise, but it is implied, which often puts the interlocutor in an ironic and degrading position, while the other party is unaware of it. Ironic proverbs are outstanding representatives of language art and the crystallization of wisdom created and summarized by people in long-term social life and interpersonal communication.

Don't touch bricks without tiles (you can't measure the weight, you don't know good or bad, you don't do things quickly, you drag your feet)

A baby with a short belly, ie a short and cunning person.

There are many lumps on the dwarf's stomach.

Love jujube soup (originally referring to women's amorous feelings)

Knock with love

Daoxia

Eight feet of skin.

Eight shoulders can't fart.

Eight sides (metaphor for arrogance and lack of enthusiasm for people)

Pull open the fence and let the dog in.

Pull weeds to find snakes (metaphor for provoking the wicked and asking for trouble)

Shorten the ladder (figuratively speaking, breaking a contract)

Then lick the spit clean.

White with a piece of human skin.

Indulge in wishful thinking

Cooking with clean water is tasteless.

White sugar mouth arsenic heart

Clumsy (meaning very clumsy, with no skills) can't do anything.

Barnyard grass cannot blossom rice, and dogs cannot spit ivory.

Lift a rock on one's own feet/toes.

Half face, half dog face.

A half-catty duck has four mouths (meaning talking too much or talking nonstop)

Take the stairs halfway

I eat watermelon with my teeth.

Go behind the bull's head and deny it

The nose is like an eagle's mouth, and it digs brain blood when doing things.

Work blindly

Close your eyes, eat caterpillars and catch sparrows. Chaos)

The bat can't see himself. Laugh at him, Liang.

Whip a fast cow (metaphor: if the reward and punishment are unknown, the diligent person will be punished instead)

Turned into a pig, but also afraid of killing.

Changed dogs are not afraid of shit.

Chameleon (compared with have it both ways, a person who is good at changing and disguising)

I'm full (metaphor for lazy or incompetent people who can only live on others)

A set on the surface, a set in the heart.

Goose pigeons fly around (Goose pigeons: domestic pigeons. Metaphor villain is always snobbish)

Don't go through the gate, drill a dog hole.

fail to distinguish right from wrong

Dare not pinch stones, only tofu.

You can't ride a horse and complain about the saddle, and you can't climb a mountain and complain about the height.

Lack of knowledge and experience

Don't shit to occupy the pit.

Not afraid of Shan Lang, but afraid of hiding house mice.

Don't be afraid of trouble, and don't talk too fast.

Unkindness, disloyalty, unfilial

If you don't know books, raise a pig.

Don't try to fish, just try to fish in troubled waters.

Don't blame wolves for eating sheep, only blame sheep for going uphill.

Wealth is life, and life is wealth.

Stepped on your tail

Climb up someone else's shoulder.

Flies have to twist their legs when they fly over.

Flies can't see blood and corrupt officials can't see money.

The cursive script does not conform to the character, and the fairy denies it.

Demolish a house, ie do things carelessly and irresponsibly, leaving it in a mess.

Pull the tiger's tail and shake it down.

Can't become a climate

Can't help accomplish anything, but it's easy to destroy everything.

Take advantage of people's danger and hit people when they are down.

Take the wrong medicine

I want to eat to death, but I am afraid of working to death.

Eat like a pig and be angry like a tiger.

Eat the courage of a leopard (figuratively speaking, bold)

How easy it is to talk after eating rushes.

Took ecstasy.

Took the gun medicine.

Eat raw rice (figuratively speaking, people are blunt and irritable)

Eat five grains, miss six grains, and when you become an emperor, you want to live forever (five grains: usually refers to rice millet, yellow rice, millet, sorghum, wheat bran and beans, which is a metaphor for insatiable greed)

Rely on one person and secretly help another.

Eat in a bowl and watch the pot.

Eating people without spitting bones is extremely cruel and cruel to people.

If you eat lice, you have to tear off your foot (metaphorically speaking, anything big or small, as long as it passes through his hand, will take advantage)

Eat a baby without spitting bones (baby: child. Metaphor ruthless diabolical)

Eat a bowl of dog meat for life.

Eating fish is also an attack, and catching fish is also an attack.

Eat in a bowl, watch the pot/bowl, watch the pot/bowl, watch the plate.

If you eat lice, you should expose your feet.

An idiot cat waiting for a mouse

When a servant is a housekeeper, the key doesn't ring. Poke with your hand (poke: poke with your hand to make it sound. Metaphor villain pride will show off)

An ugly gourd can't make a good gourd.

An ugly horse gives birth to a bad pony (Part II: Health)

Ugly people do more mischief, and lazarillo de tormes wear flowers.

Smelly fish looking for rotten shrimp

Bad meat attracts flies and flies look for bad meat.

Paddle on the first day, paddle on the second day: the tools installed at the stern are bigger than paddles. Metaphor procrastination is inefficient)

Wear green to protect green.

Wear new shoes and take the old road (often used to describe dealing with new things and situations with old methods and routines)

Bomb It

Blow the trumpet and lift the sedan chair (figuratively speaking, running for the benefit of others or flattering others)

Talk big.

The spring breeze can't reach the donkey's ears.

There is no silver here (mocking people's stupid behavior, trying to hide it, but revealing the truth)

A smart face is stupid (a person's face is beautiful but not smart).

Smart but poor, working three jobs in a coma.

A wise man corrects his mistakes, but a fool hides them when he sees them.

Smart all one's life, confused for a while/smart all one's life, ignorant for a while.

Rot from the stomach (figuratively speaking, people are insidious and vicious)

strike a pose

Set up a stage to sell tofu, and the sales volume is not large.

Beat quail, beat chicken.

You can't hit a fox to make you coquettish.

Can't beat wild dogs, can't beat domestic dogs/can't beat wolves, can't beat domestic dogs.

Fight the country and kill Han Xin.

You don't have to take it out on sheep to kill a tiger.

Farting doesn't leak slag, usurping the throne doesn't leak skin (metaphorically considerate or stingy)

Breaking the soup pot will raise the flood.

Expect things to go as one wishes.

Don't want to become a monk after fasting

Beat blind and scold dumb.

Move with foxes and rabbits

Play with ducks on the shelf and force the dumb to talk.

Hit yourself in the face until it swells up and looks imposing-self-expanding.

Punch a swollen face and be fat, stand on tiptoe to be the eldest son (stand on tiptoe to land)

daydream

Dream in broad daylight

The soldiers passed and the fence was broken.

Big things are not small things.

Talk big, flashy

When my sister got married, my second sister panicked.

Don't burn incense, make pigs and sheep at the last minute.

Big cat head, mouse tail

Cannons kill mosquitoes.

If you can't do great things, you won't do small things.

The eagle flew over to pluck the hair, and the egg was lighter than the hand.

If you can't catch the tiger, take it out on the cat.

You can't catch rabbits and dogs.

Catch a donkey as a horse.

See God with a granite mind.

Go out and make your own way.

Look at people with colored glasses

As timid as a mouse and as cruel as a wolf.

Gong in front, drum in the back.

People face to face, ghosts are behind.

Face to face, behind-be a two-faced person

People are talking, ghosts are talking nonsense.

The knife is dull and the meat is old.

Give a slap in the face

The east eats sheep's heads and the west eats pig's heads.

Cheap and lovely

If you get three colors, you have to open a dye house.

Get a sheep, lose a cow.

Be reasonable and don't let people.

The winning cat is as happy as a tiger.

I think my wife (wife: wife) if there is a hole in my house

An inch, a foot.

Look at ten, look at a hundred.

Put down the cattle and drive away the mosquitoes (drive: drive)

Put the meat in your mouth and wait for the fish in the river.

Turning petrochemical into gold is not enough to win people's hearts.

Stand on tiptoe to be the eldest son

The hanging neck ghost went to the bank.

Falling leaves are afraid of breaking their heads.

It's windy ten miles away.

If the East fails, the West will also fail.

A hammer is in the east and a stick is in the west.

A hammer in the east, an axe in the west.

I don't know a big word.

I can't read a liter.

Look up at the sky.

I have a stomachache and hate the kitchen god.

Measure others rather than yourself (degree: quantity)

Squatting in the rice cooker will starve to death.

Squat in the rice cooker and starve to death.

Jump into the river to take shelter from the rain (to prevent things from happening, go too far and make things worse)

You don't shave your ass.

Hungry dogs are not afraid of sticks.

Hungry dogs can't break the path of eating shit.

Hungry dogs can't leave the toilet.

Hungry dogs miss birds.

Hungry ghosts supervise the kitchen, how to prohibit it?

Crocodile tears (figuratively speaking, crocodile tears)

Soft-eared (metaphorically speaking, you have no opinion and are easy to listen to flattery or provocation)

It is difficult to get rich.

Dizziness can't stop you from dying, ie putting on airs can't solve the problem.

severance pay

Put a bowl without chopsticks (metaphor is not simple)

Let go of the dog stick and scold the beggar.

Release the cattle thief and catch a pile puller.

Soap bubbles are self-defeating

The wind is blowing from both sides.

It's windy, but it rains little.

A mad dog bites.

Honey mouth, bitter gourd heart, gentleman outside, villain inside.

When you meet a good bully, you fear evil.

Read the book of filial piety in front of the master (master: an ancient title for scholars)

A hopeless situation

Help the wall pull the ladder.

The rich are like a family, and the poor are like a family.

Light a fire with a rolling pin-know nothing about something; Be completely/completely ignorant of [something]

Empty promises will not be fulfilled and will not bring benefits to people.

Work like a bug and eat like a dragon.

As soon as I put down the dog stick, I scold the beggar.

You can't do whatever you want (when choosing a spouse or a job), but it won't degrade your status; Not suitable for higher positions, but unwilling to accept lower positions.

The beggar saw bacon.

Beggars only dig their crotch to keep warm.

Twist your elbow outward.

Scratching boots (figuratively speaking, it is irrelevant and inappropriate to write an article that fails to grasp the theme and main points. Or metaphor does not grasp the key, does not solve the problem, in vain)

Give a stick a needle/give a stick a needle (needle: really homophonic)

No tricolor dyeing room.

Go with people and become a dog.

Play harmony with monkeys

Follow the baton

Cock head, grass chicken head, regardless of this head (grass chicken: hen)

Dogs are greedy for cow dung.

Dogs eat too much cow dung.

The dog wears a hat and pretends to be a good man.

A dog barking at a tiger doesn't know death.

The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature

A dirty mouth cannot speak decent language.

Dogs have no ivory in their mouths.

Dogs boast that their tails are good (Dong proverb)

A dog poops three piles of shit.

The dog took three piles of shit and couldn't eat it clearly.

The dog in the sedan chair is ungrateful.

The dog licked the millstone and turned in circles.

The chief strategist, King Hu Bao.

The dog's leg is pulled on the sheep's crotch.

The dog's heart is in the donkey's belly.

The dog wagged its tail to show its attention.

dog-eat-dog

Dogs are held together by bones.

Dogs don't spit ivory out of their mouths

A sarcastic sentence _ a sentence about a sarcastic person

Ironic sentences _ sentences about sarcastic people _ melons only pick weak points.

Shaving your nose at night [(square) means stingy]

Scrape other people's oil and water and gain your own weight.

Hanging sheep's head to sell dog meat-shoddy; Do bad things in the name of good things; Do bad things in the name of good things; Hanging sheep's heads to sell dog meat; false advertising

Strange horses, good grass doesn't eat fences.

Show your skills in front of experts.

The official is not big, and there are not many people at present.

Pour ecstasy soup, ie use sweet words to flatter others.

It only thunders, not rains.

Listen to the sound of stairs, but no one comes down.

Make a wish without burning incense.

Kneeling to feed the pig idiot, for money (pig idiot: sow. Some people will do anything for money.

Dismantle the bridge immediately after crossing the river

Pull your tail when crossing the river (you don't pay attention when things are going on, but you pay special attention afterwards, but it doesn't mean much)

And the smell of hair removal (referring to young people who are not sensible)

Use hot radish/taro (meaning slurred speech)

A rooster with a fighting frame

Gamblers are poor and have no regrets.

What a big piece of mutton fell into the dog's mouth.

Sacrifice principle to mediate differences

Black eyes see white money.

I hate rats eating food and setting fire to the warehouse.

Don't take it horizontally, but don't take it vertically.

Don't move the grass horizontally, don't take the grass vertically (metaphor for laziness)

Don't help horizontally, don't pick vertically

The monkey's ass is naturally red.

The monkey's ass can't sit still

Monkeys follow people.

The monkey picked a lump of ginger, which was very spicy, but he could not bear to throw it away.

Monkeys laugh at people because they have no tail (Mongolian proverb)

Monkeys look at the moon, while greedy cats look at goldfish.

Monkeys catch the moon empty-handed

Monkeys pick corn and throw it away at the same time.

The monkey pretends to be human.

Roar like a tiger and run like a mouse.

The fox showed its tail.

Mud that can't be stuck on the wall (figuratively speaking, it is difficult for a person to be trained)

Confused face and smart pillow (refers to thinking things carefully when sleeping and forgetting after washing your face)

How much is the moat of the tortoise mixed year?

Granite-like skull ―― Rigid mind

Flower cock, long tail, married daughter-in-law and forgot mother

Flashy martial arts movements

Draw water with a basket.

I can't even afford a bath, and I blame you for swimming on the grass and hanging my thighs.

Painting a tiger is not against dogs/painting a dragon is not against dogs.

The yellow dog turned into a unicorn (meaning half a bucket of water sloshing around)

The yellow dog scolds the sky, and the more he scolds, the fresher he is.

Washing marbles in Huangnitang (metaphorically dragging mud with water)

Monopterus albus learns to eat grass and mules learn to bark.

Locusts crossed the line (metaphor for the old dignitaries who embezzled and squandered public funds with impunity)

A living mouse is afraid of a dead cat.

The living will be suffocated/suffocated/suffocated by urine.

Read Buddha when disaster strikes.

This institution is too smart.

What a coincidence, this young lady is called a lifetime.

Chickens don't peck, dogs don't bite.

Chicken feathers are like arrows.

It is no use for a hen to hold a few eggs.

Chicken and chicken feathers are fried together.

Chickens have teeth and dogs have horns [(Square) metaphor for the impossible]

Horseshoe chicken (figuratively speaking)

Chicken mouth and duck feet, you can eat and take.

Begging for Buddha's feet when encountering difficulties ―― asking for help at the last minute.

You have to be a bitch and build a memorial arch.

Like a tiger at home, like a mouse when going out.

You can't pick your shoulders, you can't lift your hands.

When you see the wind, it is rain. You love to talk nonsense and don't understand.

Step on two boats, and the wind blows both sides down.

Feet hurt, blame the earth.

Cunning for a lifetime, confused for a moment.

Too stubborn, the cow can't pull.

Frog in the well. It's good.

Well water is sold as wine, and it is said that pigs are not bad (bad: distiller's grains)

The mirror only looks at others, not at itself.

Jiuniangniang's gobbledygook (describing a work that no one can understand)

A dissolute medium

Cut down trees and catch myna.

Look down on donkeys and can't afford horses.

Don't even hold the broom when it falls down.

See the wolf, and then fold the sheep.

Saw the deer on the mountain and threw away the riding cow (Mongolian proverb)

Look at the bowl, look at the pot.

Be generous to others' generosity, but let your own love affairs go unchecked.

Starve to death by hoarding rice.

No lip service.

Gaining profit without working for it

Confucius farted, full of literary spirit.

Selling scriptures in front of the master

It's hard to move your mouth.

Speak quickly and gently (skillfully)

You can use up all the boxes and barrels in your crotch.

One in the hip and one in the skull [(box) means doing things without a plan]

You can't shit. Blame the toilet.

Make a tiger skin with a big flag ―― Dress yourself up to scare people.

Lamamiao road main road

Pull the ox as a horse (the wrong client knows he is incompetent, but the parties have to do it blindly)

Fan is too angry in the twelfth lunar month.

Toad yawned.

Toad on the steamer, bulging.

Toad wants to eat swan meat.

Bitch, get up [(Fang) figuratively took everything away]

A lazy mule will grind a lot of shit.

Lazy cows and lazy horses have a lot of shit.

A lazy woman is a burden to pick.

Mud can't paste on the wall, and chaff can't be made into chaff.

The wolf's ambition is obvious.

If you don't get it, you won't get it.

The tiger twisted the beads and the jackal shouted to let them go.

The tiger eats the sky and the blind lights the lamp.

Paint the old cucumber with green paint. It's tender.

Get along or get married with people who are very different in age.

Move slowly

Rats can't keep food for the night.

The mouse couldn't get into the hole and brought a radish.

The mouse is on the scale hook, boasting about itself.

The old duck wants to sing opera, but his voice is disappointing.

much cry and little done

Beat the gavel and blow the fire.

Forgetting Petunia (Dai language)

In the blink of an eye, the old hen turned into a duck.

Open your mouth with your shoulders.

Prick up your ears when you get on the sedan chair.

I have to pull a mat when I'm dying.

Misers regard horse manure as gold (Uygur proverb)

Si Liu's mother is in charge (figuratively speaking, she spends a lot of money)

Camels are sold in six countries.

A small cage can't hold a big bird.

Drop a big axe (violin) in front of Luban's door.

Choose melons in the laundry list, the more you choose, the worse you get (describe a very picky person)

Mules bark like horses.

The lamp in front of the donkey dung ball

Embroidered on sacks, poor foundation.

Pockmarked girls love to brush powder, while dysentery girls love flowers.

Sparrows must pluck their feathers when they fly by.

Sparrows bully eagles.

A horse is not a horse and a donkey is not a donkey.

Horse dung eggs have a bright surface.

Bad horses blame bad saddles.

Horse manure has a smooth surface and a bag of chaff inside.

Money for soy sauce can't buy vinegar.

A full pot of water is silent, and a half pot jingles.

Full of benevolence and morality, full of thieves and prostitutes, full of thieves and prostitutes.

Man's address is unknown.

Blind people are greedy for money.

How can a cat not eat when it sees the smell of fish?

Cats give birth to cats, dogs give birth to dogs, and mice give birth to cubs to dig holes in the ground.

There is no fishy smell at home, which can't attract wild cats.

No domestic thief can attract wild ghosts.

Grab your eyebrows and beard.

Look at people under the door and look down on people.

The horse strutting in front of the door is not a relative, but also a relative (metaphorically speaking, snobbish, disrespecting the poor and loving the rich)

The mill can't press a fart.

Carpenters wear flail and do it themselves.

Wooden eyes (sarcastic people can't see anything clearly)

Eyes are shorter than self-knowledge.

A toad is called a clam [(square) metaphor, what you get is what you get, without analysis]

Pick up a horizontal needle and don't know how to move in a straight line.

Pick up chopsticks to eat meat, put down chopsticks to curse women.

Behave/look like neither a man nor a woman; neither fish nor fowl

Buy horses in Nanjing and saddle them in Beijing.

My mind is full of pulp.

The skull was soaked in water.

Misgurnus anguillicaudatus can't lift big waves.

Loach meets eel.

You said a rooster can lay eggs, but he said he saw it with his own eyes. You said the casserole could pound garlic, but he said it wouldn't rot.

Twist eight eggs and hug (metaphor for being old-fashioned and having no opinion)

Beat the monk after reading the Bible.

Hold eight eggs and hug them (for example, you can only do what you have done)

I would rather sit on the mat than save others from hunger.

Cows don't know the horns, horses don't know the length.

The cow's crotch is pulled into the horse's crotch.

The cow's skull is in the ginger, but it can't get in or out (side)

Cowhide has been blown into the sky.

Cowhide lanterns shine in the belly.

Cowhide thousand layers thick, single wear.

Cowhide is three feet thick, which only takes up foam (foam: loose). Choose easy or easy.

Cow shit Baba looks good on the outside, but it is dirty on the inside (square)

have empty talk

Climb on the dunghill and be a big dog.

Climb too high to see people (metaphor: people have high status, high vision and look down on people)

Afraid of stepping on ants

The running rabbit didn't catch it, and neither did the lying rabbit.

Liu Adou (Liu Adou: son of Liu Bei)

Begging with a golden bowl (figuratively speaking, you didn't use your wisdom to explore, you just felt sorry for yourself, lamented your hard work and did nothing all day)

Leather baskets are watertight (figuratively speaking, they are cost-effective or stingy)

Bad temper.

The ass is not clean

Floating fish (refers to doing superficial kung fu or showing off without doing practical things)

Don't burn incense at ordinary times, and cram for the Buddha's feet when you are in a hurry.

Hit the car and block the road.

Broken pots and broken falls (metaphor for people who do bad things and refuse to correct them, but still don't do well)

Choose eight out of seven, and then choose a leaky lamp (square)

Short riding time and long pedaling time (meaning putting the cart before the horse)

Riding a donkey, thinking about a good horse

Ride a donkey to find a donkey, ride a horse to find a horse.

Strength stays behind and drags sand (metaphor for lazy people who don't want to do things or don't work hard)

Brave as an ox, timid as a mouse

It stinks, but flattery doesn't stink.

Catch sparrows in front and throw hens behind.

Fear of wolves before, fear of tigers behind ―― full of fear.

Fear of wolves before, fear of tigers behind, fear of mice when sleeping under the covers.

The grass on the wall drifted with the wind.

The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow.

The grass on the wall faded and the wind blew both sides down.

Persuade people to climb trees, the stairs can be lifted.

People who don't know the law are like blind people riding blind horses.

People don't know their sins, but cows don't know their strength.

Ugly people like flowers.

Ugly people don't blame mirrors.

People have lied for a year, and you will get more in the morning.

People don't see harm when they see profit, but fish don't see the hook when they see food.

People are useful, but knives are dull.

When people die, their mouths are hard.