Humor in friends circle caused by cold

1. I don’t know what has happened to my body in the past two years. I always get colds, fevers and sweats.

2. Although it is very uncomfortable to have a cold, sneeze and runny nose, my voice is very magnetic when I speak. I feel that it is different from usual and I am a little inexplicably happy.

3. I seemed to have a cold. After taking medicine and sleeping, I felt that the day for the injection was getting closer.

4. This year, I realized that Wuhan is really hot, especially when coming out of public places like shopping malls and subways. The temperature difference is too big. Without comparison, there is no harm. This is also true. I drank water like crazy, but my cold and fever still didn’t get better.

5. I really can’t say too much. Yesterday I said I was fine recently, but today I have a cold in my face. I am sneezing, dizzy, weak, nauseous, have backache, and have no appetite.

6. The most disgusting straight male behavior is to drink more hot water when you have a cold, drink more hot water when you have a fever, and drink more hot water when your stomach is uncomfortable.

7. I just want to ask if anyone is like me. When I catch a cold, my head no longer belongs to me. I can’t think at all and I feel terribly sleepy.

8. Is it because my forehead is too big and my head hurts so much when I catch a cold?