What's so funny about being bitten by mosquitoes?

As a mosquito, autumn will be cucumber. I brought you the following. I hope you will like it!

1, I just saw the spring water in the sun, a

What's so funny about being bitten by mosquitoes?

As a mosquito, autumn will be cucumber. I brought you the following. I hope you will like it!

1, I just saw the spring water in the sun, as clear as washing the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

2, there is running water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing me!

3. Recently, endocrine disorders, extremely bad mood, abnormal personality. I woke up at three o'clock last night, and then I began to hammer the bed ~ chop the bed ~ dig the bed, fantasizing about brutally catching mosquitoes overhead and then killing them abnormally, and then I began to dig the bed ~ chop the bed ~ hammer the bed.

After being bitten, it not only itches, but also hurts.

5. Be sure to order electric mosquito coils next time. You fucking mosquito.

6. When you are a mosquito, you are a cucumber in autumn. But when you become a mosquito's staple food and it bites you, it doesn't mean it hates you, but it likes you very much. Being liked by mosquitoes is never a good thing.

7. After using mg for three days, the more mosquitoes bite, the happier they are. Did the co-author help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet

8. Since long summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. I advised mosquitoes to touch all the rain and dew. If mosquitoes don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? They stared at me with big bags last night and didn't sleep well. This body is very tired.

I love mosquitoes, hehe. Give me a plate one day!

10, I just went to the swing several times last night, got stung by three bags, and then my face itched, you know.

Mozzie, tell me something interesting.

1, time flies, beginning of autumn, it feels a little cold. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

Since this summer, I have won the favor of mosquitoes. This room is full of fresh meat, but it just bit me. So, I advised it to be exposed to rain and dew, and mosquitoes wouldn't listen! This mosquito, bite me, bite me! You call me tender meat! Well, last night, I was harassed by mosquitoes again. Arresting people everywhere, I didn't sleep all night! My body is very tired! Autumn, you finally came.

I am on duty, and I fight flies and mosquitoes every day.

4. My dad 1 hour killed 26 mosquitoes, only in the living room, seeking transcendence!

I pass my grave every week, and my name is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down my flowers and lit my roots. I never smoked before, but now I'm addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.

6, my thigh was bitten by a mosquito out of a heart!

7. Today, I'm going to wear a pair of special heel shoes and go out for a crazy run. Don't ask me why I asked the mosquito that bit my heel bag.

8. Just sitting here in gay friends for a while, I was bitten by mosquitoes in eleven places. Can you understand the feeling that * * * burns our bodies just because of the physiological period of female tickets?

9. No one can understand. After I was stung by 16, the pain was unbearable, my teeth were gnashed, my red light twitched and my blood spilled all over my hand. That's extreme sadness and anger!

10, the mosquitoes on my body can be connected and become a magic circle.

It's fun to draw blood. Talk about the funny signature after blood drawing.

1, I have been opposed to hospitals since that year, and I am afraid that hospitals can't change this disease. I know I'm afraid of drawing blood for injection, but I'm really scared and can't sleep.

2, dream of going to a medical examination. . God, it's so real. In the blood drawing part, the doctor said that the cotton swabs should be put into the jar in order after a few seconds. . But once I let go of the cotton swab, I couldn't stop bleeding. Haha, the doctor said it was expensive, and he couldn't take out any extra cotton swabs. . You want me to hold it in my finger. .

I went for a blood test today and waited in line for a long time. It's my turn Sister nurse looked at my right arm, but couldn't find any blood vessels, saying that eldest brother didn't exercise much at ordinary times. . . I changed my left arm. Sister nurse came over and said, hey, big brother used to like to use his left hand!

The result of blood drawing in local hospital has just come out. The doctor said that the blood value is too low, so it is so difficult to have a baby in vitro. It is recommended to double the blood draw in two days. This blood draw value is too unexpected. I have to cry every day these days. My husband told me yesterday that he had long dreamed that I was pregnant, but it was difficult to keep the baby. After the blood test results came out, my husband mentioned his dream again. He said, you see, my dream is coming true. I regret crying every day these days.

A colleague fell in love with a goddess and proposed to her. The goddess agreed, but told her she was pregnant. Colleagues don't mind. She gave birth to a daughter after marriage. Once, her daughter was ill and took blood tests. She found that her blood type was the same as hers, and then she went for a DNA test. When she found out it was herself, she was suddenly forced. I still don't know what happened.

6, today's physical examination is 67cm, 18.5 kg, still overweight. The first time I drew blood, I felt so distressed that my little finger squeezed out so much blood. The wonderful weekend is over, his father won't come back for a few days, and his work has been arranged a lot. Let's go

7. There is an unwritten rule that you can't bring lucky cats to work in the hospital. Today, my lucky cat's mobile phone case successfully attracted a patient, not including injections. The spare infusion pole was used up, the quilt was used up, and the printing paper was used twice. The seat in the corridor is occupied ... my jubilant mobile phone case is spurned by everyone. Goodbye, my lucky cat, see you on New Year's Eve ~

8. When drawing blood, the baby's crying drew my tears. I dare not hug her. I can't bear to see her sad and helpless eyes. I didn't take good care of her. The doctor diagnosed her upper respiratory tract infection and prescribed antibiotics. We are very exclusive and have to choose to take it after consulting doctors and acquaintances. I want to cry.

9. After waking up in the morning, I began to feel uncomfortable, vomiting and diarrhea. I feel like I'm going to faint in the bathroom next second. I felt heatstroke and had a shave. As a result, my neck hurts badly and my stomach hurts. My head was groggy, and the hospital ran all day and hung up the water all afternoon. When I got home, no one was terribly quiet. I felt groggy and began to fall asleep. I feel really wronged. I vaguely heard my brother's voice asking me if I was sick. I knew I had a fever and began to take care of me. Cover your forehead with a hot towel and wipe your arms with hot water. Be especially careful when you rub my swollen place because of blood drawing. Stay by my bed. The towel is cold. Wipe my arm every once in a while and take my temperature. Lying in bed and hearing his breath blowing hot water on me, I couldn't help crying. For the first time, I deeply feel that it is good to have a younger brother. I accompany you to take care of you when your parents are sick and not at home. Usually he always gives me trouble, but he takes care of me and cares about me when I feel uncomfortable. Well, he is only 1 1 years old.

10, blood test, capillary bronchitis, atomization and prescription. Maybe I caught a cold at night, and the heating room was too dry and a little angry. Smelly Bao has a little cough and runny nose these days, and sometimes he sneezes ... My baby, get better soon. I was unhappy when I saw you yesterday, and I always felt uncomfortable holding my mother. Grandma has been busy with us until after two o'clock in the morning when you are uncomfortable. Although dad can't leave the team, he keeps calling, for fear that mom can't take care of him. ...