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What happened around you that turned the plot upside down?

The best friend experienced the reversal and reversal of divorce. A true story.

My best friend said one day that she was getting a divorce. The baby is only one year old at this time, and we still can't understand it. When asked why, she said that her husband was suffering from depression.

We all say "you believe this", "there is someone outside" and "such a bad excuse".

My best friend insisted that it was true, saying that she knew he had depression before.

Before the wedding, when my husband was still a boyfriend, he suddenly broke up and disappeared for no reason. My best friend is heartbroken, but helpless and can't find her.

Three months later, my boyfriend came back and bought flowers every day to apologize. He also said that he went into hiding after a depression attack because he was strictly disciplined by his parents since he was a child.

My best friend forgave me and they got married.

They have been married for four years, and the baby has just turned one year old.

My best friend said that her husband had been suffering from depression for 4.5 months. They were separated, and now they go home to see the baby every week. Both of them live apart and don't talk to their best friends. They have no contact.

I always say that I am desperate. Don't push me. I'm hopeless.

I recently said I didn't want to have trouble with my girlfriend. I want my girlfriend to find her own happiness. When I found it, I told him that he chose perfection.

In this way, several of our girlfriends believed it, after all, it was impossible to lay the groundwork a few years ago.

Then the topic we discussed was whether to accompany him for treatment and go on with him.

We talked about the reasons for division and non-division.

From time to time, my family will be exhausted, and my girlfriend is still young, so I can consider myself.

But if you love, you must be reluctant to part with it. It is not appropriate for your lover to choose to leave when he is ill.

My best friend thinks that she still loves her husband and has a son. She decided to help her husband treat and accompany him.

We all support her decision.

Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for my best friend's sister to find evidence that her best friend's husband felt the same way.

According to his old mobile phone number, I found his Weibo, which contains sentimental poems, endless melancholy and affectionate lyrics. Of course, all this is because of my best friend, but another girl, a little girl who is 7 years younger than them.

My girlfriend laughed at herself and never knew he was such a literary person. Besides, she is very chilling, how deep the pillow is. Sadness is real, but more is fear.

My best friend showed his cards on the table immediately after returning home, and my husband insisted on not admitting to cheating. Her husband was silent when her best friend said the little girl's name.

The next day, my best friend's husband went to buy breakfast for the first time, saying that he had done nothing wrong to her, and they had a good time.

My best friend was scared and asked for a divorce.

The divorce process is tortuous and long, but fortunately it is still divorced.

I hope my best friend will have a better life in the future!

I heard from a friend that a neighbor was sent to prison for eating barbecue.

Here's the thing.

One day, while he was sleeping at home, a smell of paste floated in from the window and woke him up.

He thought there was a fire somewhere, so he went out to have a look.

When I opened the door, I found that my neighbor was eating barbecue in the fire escape.

Here, next to his window is the fire escape. )

So he went out to discuss with his neighbors and asked him to change places. Affect others' rest here.

I didn't expect the other person to be unreasonable, just saying, "Get out of here, I didn't eat your meat."

When a friend gets angry, he calls the police on the grounds that someone has set fire to the building.

A few minutes later, the police came and took the neighbor away.

When the neighbor arrived at the police station, he immediately relented and apologized to the police, saying that he knew he was wrong.

Seeing nothing serious, the police criticized and educated their neighbors.

Neighbors also apologized to their friends for drinking too much just now. My friend thought, forget it, go home early.

At this time, the police suddenly received the task, called the police and said that they would come back to release people.

A few minutes later, the police came back with their neighbor's mother, and this time they went straight to prison.

It turned out that the neighbor's mother was very angry when she learned that her son had been taken away.

I lit the mat in front of my friend's house and wanted to slap him.

I didn't expect the mat to burn so badly that the flame touched the monitoring probe above.

The security guard saw the surveillance and called the police directly.

Later, a friend heard that the neighbor's mother was convicted of intentional arson. Because the monitoring system of property quotation is just 50W, which is enough for criminal standards.

What happened afterwards? I asked my friend.

He said that in the back, the neighbor across the street moved away and never saw him again.

I heard that the mother and son usually have a bad relationship with the people here, bullying the weak and fearing the hard. Always littering and scolding the big sister who cleans the house.

Therefore, the people next to them are not surprised that they can end up like this.

After all, what is planted now will bear fruit in the future.

Don't you think?

Let's talk about a relative named Ding Chong, who is thirty-nine years old this year. 1999 In the college entrance examination, he saw a man hit by a car in the south of the city. The driver walked away. He called a telephone booth and asked for an ambulance to take the injured to the hospital. Seeing that it was getting late, I rode my bike to the examination room in a hurry. Because I was in a hurry, the front ring of the bicycle fell into a hole without a manhole cover, hurting my left leg and causing disability.

He didn't take the college entrance examination, and his father was ill, so he didn't repeat it. He bought three cars and started a waste collection business at home.

A few years later, with capital in his hand, he started plastic processing, grinding the collected waste into powder and selling it to plastic products factories. A few years later, his business grew bigger and bigger.

Since the previous year, the products have been unsalable. A ton of products has not been sold for a whole year, and there is a backlog of nearly ten thousand yuan. The bank urges loans, relatives and friends borrow them temporarily, and the family also wants accounts. The workers demanded wages, which made him very helpless. It happened that at this time, environmental protection came to you and informed him to change production within a time limit.

The account was closed by the bank, the factory stopped, and people came to force debts every day. The factory is empty, and he drinks every day to drown his sorrows.

On this day, he came to the factory. Just as he entered the door, worker San Liu followed him. He said awkwardly, 36, I'm trying to find a way. No, I want to sell the machine and pay the workers back.

36 said: Director, don't get me wrong. I'm not here for a salary. That year, my wife was ill. If you hadn't helped her, she would have died long ago. Now that you are in trouble, I can't help you, so I'm worried. Some time ago, my boy posted the product information of the factory on the Internet. He said that someone had contacted him. Maybe someone came to buy it recently

Ding Chong gave a wry smile. He knew in his heart that the plastic products industry was in recession at present, and he contacted all the people he could contact. A layman sent some messages on the internet, and the possibility is almost zero. Although he thought so in his heart, he said, thank you.

He borrowed 500,000 yuan from his friends, who urged him to pay his debts every day. On this day, as soon as he arrived at the factory, his friend drove over. He said, brother, there is really no way at present. Just a moment, please. Once the goods in the factory are sold, I'll pay you back first. My friend said, you have to understand my difficulties. My business is not good and others force me to ask for money. I came here today to discuss something with you. At present, environmental protection is tight, and your factory can't go on anyway. I'll help you sell it. what do you think?

He said: I don't do plastic surgery, I can do something else. If I sell the factory, how can I turn over?

My friend sneered: I didn't expect you to be so lucky, so I won't bother you. In three days, I will get the money. Tell the truth. If you don't pay back the money for three days, don't blame me for not being affectionate!

Just after his friend left, another car drove into the yard, and his heart was pounding. I don't know which fairy came to force the debt.

To his surprise, Sanliu's son Xiao Liu and a middle-aged man in his fifties got off the bus. Xiao Liu said that this man is Mr. Ke, and he came to see the goods.

After sitting down, Mr. Ke looked at Ding Chong and said, I saw a post from Liu Fa Jr. on the Internet, saying that you saved a person when you were young, and the college entrance examination was delayed, which made you disabled. I want to know when this happened, and where did you save that man?

Ding Chong was surprised and said he came to see the goods. Why is he involved in saving lives?

He said, that's 1999. A man was hit by a car on the southern highway. I helped call an ambulance.

Mr. Ke asked again: Do you remember what that man looks like?

Ding Chong recalled that it was almost twenty years, and I can't remember it clearly. The man is a fat man, tall, about forty years old.

Mr. Ke asked again: I have a question. I don't know if it's appropriate to ask.

Ding Chongdao: Mr. Ke has something to say.

Mr. Ke said: You delayed the college entrance examination for an irrelevant person, resulting in lifelong disability. What's your motivation? Now that I think about it, do you regret it?

Ding Chong said with a smile: First of all, my disability is not necessarily related to saving people, which is caused by my carelessness. As for motivation, I didn't think so much. I just feel that if I don't save it, my conscience can't justify it. There is nothing to regret when I think about it now. .

Ke stood up at the main station, warmly shook Ding Chong's hand and said, Little brother, you are a good man. My father has been asking about you for years, and he was obsessed with it before he died. Today, I finally found you!

It turned out that the person that Ding Chong saved was the father of General Ke, the boss of a company at that time. While he was doing morning exercises, he was knocked down by a car and fainted. The driver has run away. If Ding Chong doesn't save him, he will die.

When Xiao Liu released the product information, he wrote down Ding Chong's information about saving lives and helping his mother to cure diseases, hoping that someone could help him sell the products. Coincidentally, this online message was seen by Mr. Ke.

Mr. Ke said: My father was in a coma. I don't know who saved him Later, I learned from the nurse that it was a student. He went to various schools to inquire, but there was no news.

He added: I'm not in the plastic business, but I have a friend who specializes in processing plastic products. I'll take him to see it in a couple of days. It's my treat.

With the help of Mr. Ke, Ding Chong's stock was swept away and he made a lot of money. Not only did he pay off all his debts, but he also successfully changed production with the help of Mr. Ke.

The so-called reversal, seemingly accidental, actually has its cause and effect. Everyone's words and deeds are seeds you inadvertently sow, and it is only a matter of time before they blossom and bear fruit.

This is the most unforgettable thing that my brother has ever experienced.

In the 1980s, my brother changed jobs from the army. At that time, most of the demobilized soldiers in the army were arranged by the local government, and one person changed jobs with my brother. But in those days, only the Materials Bureau of government departments could arrange one person to be a cadre, while others had to work as workers in various enterprises.

In order to get my brother to work in the Materials Bureau, we used all our relatives and friends, and even found my grandmother's cousin who works in the city family planning office, but it still didn't work. The uncle of the man who changed jobs with my brother is the director of the commerce bureau, and it is easy for the director to communicate with him. He successfully entered the Bureau of Materials and became a grass-roots cadre of the Bureau.

My brother has no choice but to work in a factory. At that time, there were printing and dyeing factories, textile mills, wineries and power plants located in our local area. After selection, my brother finally entered the power plant and became a worker.

At the end of 1990s, the society changed rapidly from planned economy to market economy, and some government departments, such as price bureau and commerce bureau, also changed one after another. A large number of cadres and workers will be laid off, and so will their brothers and comrades who joined the Materials Bureau. At this time, the power plant is booming, the wages of workers reach 89,000 yuan, and the monthly welfare benefits are eye-catching. As long as people wearing power plant overalls are found on the street, they will be highly praised by others. My brother was also assigned to the housing in the factory. My family is also secretly glad that if I entered the Materials Bureau, I would have been laid off and unemployed.

In recent years, with the gradual advancement of reform and opening up, the economic benefits of power plants have also declined rapidly, and the wages of workers have been maintained at around 3,000. The enviable position in the past no longer exists. My brother's comrade-in-arms started the steel wholesale business after being laid off, and now he is a well-known local entrepreneur.

Times have changed. Who can predict what will happen in the future?

My second aunt's cousin married a daughter-in-law, and my in-laws never took a fancy to my cousin, and vowed to break their legs if my daughter dared to marry this smelly boy.

However, his daughter meticulously inherited his new nature and refused to get married unless she was a cousin. Later, they almost didn't get along. His wife said he wouldn't marry. It's up to you to kill him or cut him.

Her father said that if you dare to marry that poor boy, I will kill him on the wedding day. Try it if you don't believe me! This man, who started out by fighting and killing people in his early years, keeps his word.

Who are you kidding? Just try, who is afraid of who!

My second aunt was scared to death when she heard about it. She has been putting it off, afraid to hold a wedding, but her wife doesn't care, saying what you should do, and the enemy will find a way to resist!

My second aunt and her family are all waiting for that day with trepidation. I wonder what will happen. On the wedding day, let us men prepare sticks and pickaxes just in case.

The wedding began, and the bride and groom looked at each other affectionately like lovers. Everyone temporarily forgot the danger and applauded warmly, wishing them a hundred years of harmony.

Suddenly, a dozen Land Rover cars stopped at the wedding scene, and my cousin's father-in-law, a short, fat, bald middle-aged man, came in with a dozen strong men on his high horse.

My second aunt was so scared that she collapsed at that time. Cousin hid his daughter-in-law behind him. Everybody hold their breath and hide back. The wife struggled to argue with her father and was protected by her cousin.

Cousin protects his daughter-in-law with one hand and his second aunt with the other. He said righteously, "If you want to kill me, come at me. Don't touch my parents and gold!"! I know you look down on me, but I'm serious about gold, and I won't let her suffer any injustice. If you can't accept it today, you can kill me first! I won't fight back! "

The old man looked at his son-in-law, curled his lips and looked at the guests who were shaking with fear. He turned to stare at his angry daughter like a little leopard and burst out laughing.

Everyone was stunned by him and I didn't know what to do. The second uncle was clever and took a cigarette to his in-laws. My second aunt is still scared.

My wife's father laughed heartily and said, "Well, yes, my daughter has vision and responsibility. I like it! " Daughter, it is wrong for you to get married without telling your father and son-in-law. Don't you want your father-in-law to prepare a dowry for you? Come on, get the dowry! "

Look at those dozens of strong men, all like magic, with big gift boxes in their hands and a big red envelope on them!

Drummers are not stupid. Suddenly, the drums sounded, the salute sounded and the wedding went on normally. At the banquet, the two in-laws were in high spirits, and the top five scholar 666 punched each other!

Husband and wife are happy around her father, so don't mention that joy. My second aunt's heart is relieved, and so are her relatives and friends.

Oh, my god, this is a reversal of god. I told my brothers and sisters what this story is! Once in a hundred years!

Our army has a staff officer, Liu, who married a martial arts coach. His wife, surnamed Lin, is tall and burly. Privately, we all call her "Coach Lin". Later, I went through the formalities of joining the army, and "Coach Lin" joined the army, and we all lived in the family hospital of the government. Staff officer Liu lives on the fifth floor and I live alone on the fourth floor. Several nights, I heard a bang upstairs. After a while, Staff Liu came to my house, and his face was bloody. I'm embarrassed to say that I'm coming to your house for one night tonight. I once asked him: did you really hit her or pretended to hit her? Staff member Liu shook his head helplessly: I really can't beat her.

Staff Liu and Lin have a son who is in the third grade of primary school. Once, when Liu's son left school, I met him in the corridor and asked him quietly: Who is your boss? The child proudly said: I am the boss. I deliberately asked him: Why is your boy the boss? The child said: My father is afraid of my mother, and my mother is afraid of me! I deliberately asked again: Why is your father afraid of your mother? The child is talking nonsense: every time I fight, my mother pushes my father to the ground and hits him. At this point, I really believe that Liu Can, the clerk, can't beat his wife.

Lin beat her husband at home. Once, her child was made to cry by a colleague's child. This is just a fight between children, but "Coach Lin" went to a colleague's house to make trouble. As a result, my colleagues' parents were so angry that they went to the hospital. Finally, the army leaders knew. So the leader went to Liu's staff and said, "You still want to be a grassroots battalion commander. Parents can't be good, and wives can't control it. How can you manage a battalion? " . Finally, the leader clearly warned employee Liu that such a wife would affect his future, and if he continued to make trouble like this, he would quit at the end of the year.

Liu, an employee, was angry with his wife at home and was extremely depressed because her wife was criticized by the leader. He said to the leader: I must clean up my wife within six months.

How to deal with the wife of a "martial arts expert" is obviously impossible for a reasonable person to believe, and that is just a contest. Staff Liu made an unannounced visit to the Sanda coach at the station, went to practice Sanda whenever he had time, and practiced physical fitness and endurance at the military training ground. After practicing for more than half a year, I feel that my "martial arts" have been greatly improved and I am confident to win my wife.

One day in August that year, I had just had dinner when I suddenly heard the sound of "banging" upstairs, and then I heard Staff Liu shouting downstairs. When I opened the window, I saw Staff Liu and his wife standing on the lawn downstairs, and his wife stared at Staff Liu with her hands akimbo. Staff Liu looked up at the family building and shouted, I'll take care of this bitch today, so stay out of it. Everyone living in the family home is a little tired of Lin and wants someone to clean her up. Now, her husband wants to "use the family law". Who will intervene? Everyone prayed in their hearts that Liu Can employees would win.

Then staff Liu and his wife really got to work, and they really looked like masters. After several rounds, Lin was knocked down by staff member Liu. Finally, he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy with his hands (laughter came from the upstairs and downstairs of the family hospital). However, the staff member Liu seems to be still unconvinced, and he took a few slaps on "Coach Lin" before opening the bow. At this point, the deputy chief of staff saw that it was about time, and ran over and took the staff Liu away.

Since then, I have never heard the sound of "banging" upstairs. In the second year, the staff officer Liu became a grassroots battalion commander. Although "Coach Lin" still takes care of the children at home, he seems to have given up "martial arts" and never caused any trouble again.

I know a friend who married a boy I met on a blind date. On the wedding day, my friend's predecessor came, but took the groom away in front of my friend.

My friend is very beautiful, but not on good terms.

Originally, she had a good impression, and the relationship between them was ok. I have met them several times. Love in the city is a perfect match, but I didn't expect to break up a few months later.

I asked her why, but she kept shaking her head and refused to say. Because it's her private matter, I can't talk about it. I can only persuade her that there are many good men in the world and there is no need to hang themselves from a tree.

Later, in sadness, I was introduced to my current boyfriend, and they both felt good about each other.

Who knows that two people have only been together for a month, and the man has an epiphany to propose marriage. He said that my friend was his destiny takes a hand's other half, and he didn't want to wait for a moment.

At that time, my friend knew that her ex had a date, and in a rage, she agreed to her boyfriend's idea and accepted his proposal.

I also advised my friend to think twice, but my friend said happily that this boyfriend is different from his predecessor and treats her like a treasure. She doesn't want to lose such a good man!

Ok, it's hard for outsiders to talk about marriage, so I can only prepare red envelopes to wish her happiness.

Because the man's family conditions are good, the wedding was very grand that day, just like the grand ceremony of the prince and princess in fairy tales.

My friend dressed up like a fairy and smiled sweetly. I can see that she is very happy. I really hope she can always be so happy.

Who knows, just after the wedding, my friend's ex arrived at the scene, dressed in a straight suit and looking at my friend with an embarrassed face.

My friend's expression is very nervous, and so am I. If this ex comes to rob her, the wedding will be ruined!

Then, the ex took another look at the groom, and there seemed to be anger in his eyes, which should be jealousy.

The next second, the ex took a step closer, grabbed the groom's hand and took him out when we were all shocked.

It's over. It seems that these two people are going to fight for their beloved.

In my mind, I can't help but see the scenes of western cowboys fighting, or the pictures of China fighting for relatives in ancient times. It's too violent to imagine!

When we rushed out of the meeting, we found our ex with the groom, got into a car and drove away.

Friends are afraid that the groom is in danger, and the whole person is crazy. Who knows, not long after, he received a message from the groom.

It turned out that my ex and my friend separated because he found himself in love with a man, and this man is my friend's boyfriend now.

But my friend's boyfriend was afraid to tell his family, so the family forced him to get married and have children. In order to hide his family background, he wanted to marry my friend to hide his eyes and ears. Unexpectedly, his angry predecessor chased him to the scene, and he found that he could not deceive his heart. The only person he really loves is his predecessor.

How can I put it? Although the ending was quite unexpected, at least my friend didn't go to the fire pit. What a blessing in disguise!

Twenty years ago, Sean from our village and his childhood sweetheart Yu Fang stole the forbidden fruit, and Yu Fang got pregnant.

However, Yu Fang's family didn't like Sean's poverty and insisted that they build a new house, otherwise they would abort the child.

As a last resort, Sean had to work in other places. Coupled with patchwork, the house was finally built quickly, just as Sean was about to come back to the matchmaker to propose marriage.

Yu Fang suddenly called Sean and said that the baby had been aborted!

Sean, who is far away from home, has only one thought when he hears the news. Whoever kills my child, I'll kill him!

Early the next morning, Zhang Lianggang walked to the entrance of the village and saw a familiar figure.

Know your son better than your mother. When Sean's mother found out, she stood at the entrance of the village and waited for Sean every day. I'm afraid Sean will do something stupid when he comes back.

Sure enough, Sean came back early in the morning on the third day. Sean's mother saw him and pulled him and said, "Your father cooked porridge for you and baked an omelet. Come back and eat. " .

The moment Sean saw her mother, he understood her mother's mind and killed someone. What happened to her parents? Where are the younger brothers?

After breakfast with his family, Sean went to see the new house, then said goodbye to his parents and went to other places.

You dislike my poverty, then I must get ahead and make you regret it!

Sean, who has no culture, worked for people at first. Not afraid of difficulties, with a flexible mind, he pulled himself from a small apprentice to the boss of a decoration company specializing in luxury houses with good economic conditions.

Not only that, this year, affected by the epidemic, everyone in all walks of life is in danger, but he received a phone call from a department in his hometown. The house he built before is going to be demolished because of road repair, so he can choose between three suites or four million buyouts.

At present, Sean has a son and a daughter. He not only started his own company, but also owns a huge sum of money. On the other hand, after Yu Fang's abortion, her marriage was not happy. She married several families, but her life was still uneasy.

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One of my neighbors is 30 years old. Because I have studied martial arts for several years, I often fight with others and bully people in the village! Unexpectedly, such a person finally got a beautiful woman!

It seems that once he lost at cards with others, and then there was a conflict. He beat someone up! Another time, Lao Zhang beat him up because he wouldn't let his daughter talk to him!

One day, we heard that Lao Zhang was in hospital, and the neighbor sent him to the hospital. Now Lao Zhang is still in a coma in the hospital!

At this time, everyone said that he must have hit Lao Zhang, because Lao Zhang's boss wouldn't let him associate with his daughter, and the neighbor got angry and hit Lao Zhang. Maybe they laid hands on him too hard and knocked him down at once! Maybe I saw Lao Zhang bleeding too much, so I forced him to go to the hospital. I also deliberately said that Lao Zhang fell and broke his head!

After listening to many people in the community, the police locked up all the neighbors, because it is really possible that Lao Zhang fell on purpose! Because everyone thinks that neighbors are the culprit and should be sentenced!

A few days later, Lao Zhang woke up and heard that his neighbor took him to the hospital, which was incredible! I am very anxious to hear that my neighbor has been taken away by the police again! Just tell everyone how you broke your head that day!

It turned out that Lao Zhang was probably too hot and a little dizzy that day. He fell down somehow. He made it himself. Nobody pushed him! When people in the community heard that this was the reason, they all felt wronged!

Later, Lao Zhang never stopped his daughter from interacting with her neighbors. Since then, the neighbors seem to be a different person. They are not bullying others, but helping others!

Finally, Lao Zhang not only took the initiative to marry his daughter, but also handed over his company to him for management!

Summary: People who were about to be sentenced are now either rich or expensive, holding on to beautiful women! There are turning points everywhere in life, and no one can tell. Work hard!

Haha, write a story about dog blood. Li Nv and Zhang Nan both cheated, Li Nv divorced smoothly, and Zhang Nan's wife never left. Li called the door several times and sat on the man's lap in front of his wife, saying that the man privately said that his wife had no amorous feelings and there was no love between them. The other wife called the police many times, and the police only criticized and educated on the grounds of family affairs. After this trouble for more than a year, the other wife couldn't stand it, divorced, and then Li Nv and Zhang Nan began to love each other, but Zhang Nan never got a license. In his words, Li Nv is too powerful, who dares to marry home! Li had no choice but to ask her best friend for help (at this time, her best friend was married). Since then, her best friend has often intervened in the contradiction between the two. Suddenly, one day, Li found that her best friend was free to go in and out of Zhang Nan's home, and even suspected that she would stay overnight. After she caught the rape, she called the police. In front of the police, her best friend threw away her marriage certificate with Zhang Nan! ! Zhang Nan said that girl friends was considerate and still thought it was best to marry her, so Li Can gave up. Later, Li Nv managed to move into the house in Zhang Nan, but her best friend had no choice but to divorce Zhang Nan, and Zhang Nan finally married Li Nv. It has been six or seven years since they cheated on each other and got married. Every family has children, which is also the key stage of junior high school and senior high school. Later, Li's daughter decided it was a piece of shit, and you women are all dogs. Dogs will grab shit when they see it.