Funny quotations about Mid-Autumn Festival

1, there are three good news for you: First, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I wish you a happy holiday in advance; Second, the moon is bright and round in Mid-Autumn Festival, so you can enjoy it for free. Third, if you give me a gift, I won't refuse.

2, the Mid-Autumn Festival doubly homesick, the round moon is my heart; The moon is thousands of miles away, I only wish you and I were closer; There is a bright moon in the sky, and acacia is very strong. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

The Mid-Autumn Festival hasn't arrived yet, and the SMS blessing has come early. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance, with good mountains and waters, good luck, a better life and a sweeter smile than moon cakes!

4. Teacher, you spare no effort to make us grow. After many years, who brushed the chalk dust off your shoulder? Miss you, miss you-teacher! Happy Teachers' Day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

5, the moon is round, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself; Fish are swimming and birds are singing. May you laugh every day. Book in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6, Mid-Autumn Festival, the full moon is bright, short messages are not lacking, blessings jump, happiness is like snow, flying without rest, worries are completely solved, troubles escape, good luck is true, happiness is true, I wish: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

7, Mid-Autumn Festival, in response to the party's call, all the moon cakes at home are turned over to the state treasury, and my family can collect them on behalf; In the Mid-Autumn Festival, in order to contact friends' feelings, all messages with blessings will be sent to friends. If there are too many messages, you can send them all to me. If it is not implemented, you are not allowed to look at the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

8. You tend to be talented people and have superficial views on Gai Kyushu. You are idle, but your career is upstream. There are no coins in your bag, and your check is tied. If you don't exercise, you will kick the cow to death. Happiness will not last long, but it will last forever. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9. Miss you, miss you? Teacher! I will miss and bless you more and more. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

10, I heard that a strange thing happened in the Mid-Autumn Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: the pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human.

1 1, not many people really know Tang Bohu, Chou-heung counts as one; Not many people know Jia Baoyu, and Daiyu is one; Not many people know you, Chang 'e counts as one. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, Bajie, don't forget to send moon cakes to Guanghan Palace. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

12, Mid-Autumn Festival is here, and I'll give you a box of moon cakes. I wish you a prosperous life, smooth roads, prosperous career, family singing and dancing and lasting friendship. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

13, mid-autumn festival is just around the corner. I will send you a short message. I hope you will be happy and smile after seeing it. I'll send you moon cakes so that you can eat them sweetly and lose your teeth. Because I want us to be friends until the day when we have no teeth.

14, Mid-Autumn Festival blossoms, six incense in one sentence, one incense for your noble support, two incense for your cash cow, three incense for everything, four incense for nothing, five incense for a basket of blessings, and six incense for family happiness! Everything is ready for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

15, Mid-Autumn Festival SMS: The work received went smoothly, the reading was as expected, the stored * * * rewarded Juan, the forwarding was happy, the group was happy, and it was lucky to delete it. People who turned off their phones were reunited every month.

16, no gifts for Mid-Autumn Festival, moon cakes for you. Send you moon cakes with bean paste May your love be as sweet as honey. Send you sesame moon cakes and wish you a career in by going up one flight of stairs; Send you lotus seed cake. May your life be more wonderful!

17, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I'm going to pay a New Year call to you, the rice dumplings that Tomb-Sweeping Day didn't finish in his early years. Remember to keep them for the Lantern Festival.

18, Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish you a happy moon cake in your heart, eat it in your mouth and have a sweet one on your face. May our blessings accompany you to have a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Mid-autumn festival MMS

19, autumn is crisp, I hope you and I can enjoy it in the early autumn night with the bright moon in the sky and deep thoughts! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, remember to leave me a moon cake!

20. Let the sunshine send beautiful expectations, let the breeze send our deep blessings, let white clouds and blue sky adorn your life forever, and may your life be full of happiness!

2 1, the Mid-Autumn Festival is double happiness, and gongs and drums greet you. Fireworks illuminate you brilliantly, colored lights bless you in rows, moon cakes fascinate you perfunctorily, the moon loves you tenderly, Wisdom Fofo Agbo pesters you endlessly, and surprise gifts accept you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

22. Mid-Autumn Festival To celebrate the reunion, I want a round table. Send you compasses, may your life draw a circle step by step; Send you a big circle and a small circle, may your love bear concentric circles; Send you a ballpoint pen, may your life be perfect from now on. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

23, another year of yellow leaves, a layer of autumn rain and a layer of cool. Working all day is hard. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself, eat more, cherish friendship and think often. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and family reunion!

24. Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beauty, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

25. It's another full moon night. I make three wishes for you under the moon: May my dream be like a full moon, May my days be sweeter than moon cakes, and May my beauty be like a fairy on the moon. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to the teacher!

26. On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, on behalf of * * *, * * and all the soldiers in the base, Bush, Putin and Blair, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings to you and your family through you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

27. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and the moon cakes are round. Look at the round moon cakes on the plate. The family will get together, eat and drink Lazar's round belly, and send blessings to the dream. May you earn a lot of money every day and your wallet will soon be round. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and all the best!

What are you doing? I had a fight with someone, and now I'm at the police station! Buy breakfast in the morning, tea eggs are 60 cents each, and I say 50 cents, but he won't sell them! I just went up with a brick! Save a dime by texting and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Am I easy? Me?

29. The moon is full, the family and the country are reunited, the night of the full moon is sweet, and the dream of a thousand miles is sweet. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion and a more round moon.

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

3 1, Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, the moon is full, and a group of monkeys are fishing for the moon; Fishing from the bottom up for a while, and fishing from the top down for a while; A little monkey is lazy and reads short messages on his mobile phone. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

32, the bright moon on the sea * * * tide, thousands of miles of acacia go with the clouds, send thousands of miles of blessings from afar, and turn into a breeze dream. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to the teacher!

I miss you day after day. I'm still lonely. When will the beautiful dream appear? Honey, I really want to see you again! But I just can't find out which pigsty you are locked in!

34. The blessing of Mid-Autumn Festival is sincere, and it doesn't need a thousand words, and it doesn't need a thousand words. A small message, with my thoughts in my heart, sends this blessing to you from afar: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

35. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, the full moon is in the sky, and you are happy to climb to the top. I wish you share weal and woe, carefree, high-spirited, healthy, sorrowful, laughing frequently, beautiful face, all the best, rich financial resources, good luck and happiness. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

36. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone sent mooncakes. I sent a short message with a few words, deep friendship and little money. I really wish you a happy holiday, although I am a customer.

As August 15 approaches, I will send you a moon cake. The content: 100% care, ingredients: sweetness, happiness, tolerance, loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish.

38. The Mid-Autumn Moon hangs quietly outside the window. I looked at it blankly, as if it were a mirror, and you and I were looking at each other, exchanging endless thoughts and blessings: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, sweetheart!

39. As the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, give a moon cake. Ingredients: five grams of dates, a love rice, San Qian Friendship Water, tied with humor and delivered by mobile phone; Shelf life: before August 15th of the lunar calendar.

40, Mid-Autumn Festival does not give gifts, send text messages to bless you. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and good luck will not be separated from you. Finally, I tell you that all the benefits are given when the money goes into the bag. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

4 1, Mid-Autumn Festival, I didn't think about sending it, but I sent this sentence to express my heart: a thousand miles of bright moon sends acacia, and I kiss twice on holidays; At this time, I don't know each other yet. I hope China shines on you every month! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

42. Mid-Autumn Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

43. There are also hidden rules in the mooncake industry, such as hundreds of thousands of pieces in a box, which people who usually buy don't eat.

44. Happy Mid-Autumn National Day Conference, the whole country was jubilant. Appreciating the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival, life is complete, National Day is jubilant, and family is happy. I wish you success in your career, happiness in your family and all the best.

45. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Chang 'e wants to meet you, but she is afraid that Hou Yi will not do it. Yutu wants to invite you to dinner, but she is afraid that you have no money to pay the bill. Yue Lao wants to hook up with you, but she is afraid that you will discharge everywhere. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in Gaolaozhuang!

46. It is not a crime for girls to eat. No matter how fat, you have the right to gain weight. Slim is actually gaunt behind, and people who love you won't care about your waistline. Taste the long-lost moon cakes. Mid-Autumn Festival is also a kind of beauty!

47. The stronger the Mid-Autumn Festival, the brighter and more loyal the moon is. Business goes hand in hand on weekdays, and holiday wishes are doubly appreciated. I wish you a prosperous business, abundant financial resources, a happy, warm and stable life and a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

48. The blessing is true. Don't need a thousand words, don't need a thousand words, silently sing the heart song, I wish the teacher a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

49, 15, the world is peaceful; From June to Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole family is in Yue Bai; Pagoda lamp, according to heaven and earth; Lotus flower, lotus silk again and again; Red pomegranate, pomegranate opens; Reunion cake, jack shall have Jill, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

50. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. I will give you a moon cake. The first layer: care! Second floor: considerate! The third floor: romantic! Fourth floor: warm! Intermediate layer: sweet! I wish you a good mood every day! Happy forever!

5 1. Before the Mid-Autumn Festival, mooncakes must be carefully selected: the name and address of the factory should be indicated, and the production shelf life should be carefully checked; The shape of moon cakes should be full, the skin should not shrink, and the stuffing should not be exposed; No peculiar smell, fresh, delicate and good taste! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

52. With the height of Yao Ming, the speed of Robles, the strength of Zou Shiming and the precision of Li Du, I solemnly declare to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always happy! Take it easy, hold on!

53. The Mid-Autumn Festival is a day of reunion, but strangers are traveling in other places. Thousands of miles away, ChanJuan sends his love, and the stars shine on the truth. Sending blessings in advance by SMS, whispering warm wanderers, and endless happiness. * * * At this time, I wish you happiness forever!

54. Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day are closely linked, and the family happily celebrates reunion. The bright moon is like a jade plate in the sky, sweet-scented osmanthus, and the night wind is cool. The courtyard is full of words, autumn insects are silent and have fallen asleep. Sleep warmly and sweetly, hoping for peace and health. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

55. Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day are celebrated. On this special, beautiful and unforgettable day, let all Chinese people wish the motherland prosperity! Family reunion! I'm happy! National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival double blessing SMS, let you send two blessings!

56. I flashed my tail, escaped the violent explosion of the mine disaster and bypassed the typhoon attack in Southeast Asia. After experiencing all kinds of dangers, I just want to say to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Friendship is delicious meat buns, hot pot, hot pot and round moon cakes. Let's have a drink on the Mid-Autumn Festival.

58, Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon is round, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself and be healthy; Fish are swimming and birds are singing. May you laugh every day. Book in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

59, Mid-Autumn Festival, send you four short message moon cakes: send you lotus seeds, may you be more beautiful than hibiscus; Send you five benevolence, may your friends spread all over five continents; Send you fruit, I wish you a pistachio; Send you chocolate, may your life be as sweet as honey.

60. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. I will send you three brands of moon cakes to show my gratitude. They are all very good: eating moon cakes of global brands on key festivals; I eat my M-Zone moon cakes in my festival. Shenzhou brand moon cakes, I can eat them.

6 1. Mooncakes are well connected. There are relatives and friends in the sky, one is Chang 'e and the other is WU GANG, both of whom are gods.

62. Mid-Autumn Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

According to the Mid-Autumn Festival special law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all patients' troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

64. In a year, moon cakes are exposed around the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the rest of the time is purely soy sauce, but the appearance fee has skyrocketed, which makes people envious.

65, Mid-Autumn Festival, there are moon cakes, tea leaves and banknotes, but I am different. Let's talk about it. It's economical and convenient.

66. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I'll give you a big gift package in advance! A full moon, everything is as you wish; A box of moon cakes makes life as happy as honey; The fragrance of laurel leaves you intoxicated and carefree. I wish you and your family a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

67, Mid-Autumn Festival must eat moon cakes, text messages sent in advance. Before the overwhelming blessing comes, I solemnly declare to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always happy for the height of Yao Ming, the speed of Robles and the accuracy of Li Du.

68. I miss you in the Mid-Autumn Festival and send a text message to wish you a happy family! Happiness is chasing you! Lucky stars shine around you! Money is rolling towards you! Spend a full moon loving only you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to my dear friend Tianya Haijiao!

On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, on behalf of the universe, outer space provinces, Galaxy City, Sun City, the global village, Chang 'e, Yutu and Moon Lao, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings to you, and through you, to your family and friends.

70. Not many people know Tang Bohu, and Chou-heung counts as one; Not many people know Jia Baoyu, and Daiyu is one; Not many people know you, Chang 'e counts as one. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, Second Junior Brother, don't forget to send moon cakes to Guanghan Palace.

7 1, love for one year and hate for another; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a good life, philosophy; Two steps are two steps of happiness; Heaven and earth, wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance!

72. The Mid-Autumn Festival is particularly bright, and the festive atmosphere is with you. The bright moon will shine in the sky and there will be piles of beautiful things. Here, I wish everyone a happy family, a successful career, a happy holiday, good health and all your wishes come true!

73, Mid-Autumn Festival does not give gifts, send a short message to bless you, health and happiness are with you, good luck is not separated from you, let me tell you, the god of wealth follows you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

74. Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon is full in the sky, the world is reunited, the family is full, the friends are round, the dreams in the heart are round, and the left and right sides are round; May your popularity, love, happiness, financial resources and fate continue every day, and everything will be as you wish! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

75. Notice of Mid-Autumn Festival Administration: Anyone who still has moon cakes at home will be turned over to the state treasury, or they will not come to my house, and offenders will not be allowed to bask in the moon in the future!

76. A bright moon, two breezes, three osmanthus trees, four glasses of good wine, five lanterns, six-poster mika, seven moon cakes, eight people facing the moon, nine to nine, very happy. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

77. On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, may the teacher's mood be as refreshing as autumn! Smile like a flower! All wishes will come true! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

78. If you dare to be unhappy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one!

79. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and the festive atmosphere is strong. Mooncakes are fragrant everywhere. anxious to return, a wanderer, has a work table in front of him. Before going to work, we should seize the time and stick to the last day. Holidays are relaxing!

80. I feel, think, get, see, smell, eat, be blessed, be transmitted and be rich. Mid-Autumn Festival hasn't arrived yet. I hope my blessing will arrive first. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! Good mood every day!

8 1, the clouds are light and the wind is clear, a bright moon corridor shines on others, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival, three glasses of wine, and family ties are around the knees. I wish you a happy family and a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

82. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you! What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls!

83. Frog's four wishes: There are no snakes in the field, I hold a swan in my arms, I take part in the triple jump at the Olympic Games, and I read short messages at the Mid-Autumn Festival.

84. With the height of Yao Ming, the speed of Robles, the strength of Zou Shiming and the precision of Li Du, I solemnly declare to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always happy! Take it easy, hold on!

Looking at the sky, the moon is not round. And heaven remains our neighbourhood, eager to wipe away tears and miss each other. There is no good time, and each blames the night. When you hear the sound, you will think of your face, and you will miss it for thousands of miles.

86, Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon is round, flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself and be healthy; Fish are swimming and birds are singing. May you laugh every day. Book in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

87. On Mid-Autumn Festival, I looked at your sexy body, twisted my body in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I couldn't resist your * *: Boss, I want this fish!

88. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and you will appear, otherwise the moon will not be round and the moon cakes will not be sweet after eating. Please stop making big money. It's time to show up at home. You and I can get together. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

89. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and the moon is round, making wishes round and round; Japanese yen, full moon, round and round; Official sources, financial resources and two sources; Popularity, good fortune, endless stream; The source of love, the source of heart and the source of wish. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!