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Talking about Singles Day

1. Look at two fish swimming in the lake, two birds flying with me in the sky, and butterflies flying among the flowers. You envy, you expect, you want to find someone to love. Today is Singles Day. I wish you bachelors an early farewell to Singles Day and have a good time together.

2, Singles Day, live a good life wholeheartedly, work hard one by one, do things well in word and deed, and always protect the mentality of children on June 1!

3. Singles Day Declaration: Get up, people who don't want to be single, let's celebrate Giant Singles Day; We can't afford the title of bachelor; Every bachelor will give a once-in-a-century roar; Get up, get up, let the bachelors unite as one, "get rid of" each other, help each other, and move forward, move forward, move forward towards the ideal of "naked".

4, the north wind is cool, SMS blessing reminder:165438+1October1kloc-0/Singles' Day is coming. Singles should take care of themselves and pay attention to adding clothes and quilts in the morning and evening to prevent colds and keep healthy.

5, bachelor pain, bachelor annoyance, bachelor's life is always a mess; The bachelor is sad, the bachelor is tired, and the bachelor lives without a companion. This year is Giant's Singles' Day, which naturally gives you more blessings. I hope you will take off the bill as soon as possible and will not celebrate this festival next year.

6. Singles' Day, the once-in-a-century Singles' Day is coming, and I will give you a great gift package. The contents include: I wish you all the best and all the best; A bottle of century-old wine, I wish you a drunken solution on Singles Day; A treasure bag, containing Baifu, Bai Shou, White Deer and Bridled Eyebrows, allows you to enjoy infinity.

7. This year's Singles Day coincides with six ones, which is called Giant Singles Day. In fact, thinking about the single life is also very beautiful, and the free time is also very beautiful. My place is my own, and no one is arguing with you. May you be happy when you are single.

8. God's Singles Day, are you still worried about not having the other half? Then you are out. Today, you must stick to it. After today, everything is a cloud, because you have ascended to heaven and become an immortal. I wish you happiness and health!

9. On Singles' Day, do a math problem when you have nothing to do: 1+ 1 = 2, yes-man, 2+2+2 = 6, 1- 1 = 0, and you will eventually find the other half who loves you and have a full life. I wish you happiness!

10, think about the days when you have a wife in the future, you will no longer be free, and you should be grateful. After all, being single is only a short fragment in life, so we should cherish it.

1 1, Singles Day is obviously a good opportunity for beauty 1 to choose a husband! Think about it, excellent men are usually busy with work, and they don't feel depressed until Singles Day, so they run out and sit down. This is a good opportunity for beautiful women! 1 year only 1 time! You can't miss passing by! Why hasn't anyone come to pick me up after all this publicity here?