Wulin Gaiden classic dialogue (2)

31.

The shopkeeper yelled at Lao Xing: Xing Yusen!

Lao Xing turned around and looked at her angrily,

The shopkeeper immediately burst into laughter: What a good name.

32.

The shopkeeper: Oh God, are these divine dishes? Spicy fish scales, rock sugar sausage, and fermented rice wine. Radish skin, braised pork belly, fried cucumber, steamed yellow croaker, grilled sow's trotters?

　33.

Exhibition Hall: What a graceful and charming chicken leg Yeah

34.

The painting teacher: Is this Li Kui?

Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei

Teacher: Oh, what about this?

Bei: Yue Fei

Teacher: What about this?

Bei: Faye Wong

35.

Bai: I saw Mrs. Qian. First, she was kicked into the sky by the Abbot of Shaolin. She didn’t come down for a long time. She was flying all over the sky. She received two Tai Chi blows from Wudang Taoist Master Chongxu. , she was stabbed several times by Master Xuan Jing of the Emei Sect, and finally she was hit in many fatal spots by Kongtong Five Elders. To be honest, she was really honored to be hit by the unique skills of so many contemporary masters.

36.

Lao Bai: If you feel lonely, just get a dog or something.

Shopkeeper Tong: Do you like dogs if you are hungry?

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Lao Bai: Then just raise Sohu, Yahoo, Baidu and so on.

37.

Bei: The outer family left Shaolin and the inner family returned to Wudang Hengshan Sword Art Internal and External The infinite power of concurrent training is a must-have and indispensable magic weapon for you to stay fit and travel at home. To register, please consult Hengshan Martial Arts School. For the specific address, please consult Hengshan Laoyakou, 30 miles north, 260 miles east, and 7860 miles west.

38.

Lü Qinghou: Read more and read good books. This "Wulin Gaiden" records the grievances and resentments of the people of the world for thousands of years. It is so exciting that it makes you forget about food and drink. If I can't afford it, this book has not yet been published. If you are interested in collaborating, please come to our office for an interview and a long sleepless night.

39.

Xiao Liu: What's your last name? What's your name? Where are you coming from? Where are you going? How many people are in the family? How many acres of land per capita? How many cows are there? Tell me

40.

Shopkeeper: You are holding the chamber pot What for?

Bao Daren: I want to take a bath, can’t I?

41.

Da Zui: Shopkeeper, you don’t know, just her Among the people I have seen in my life, only Qingxia and Manyu can compete with their facial expressions, rapid changes, and high acting skills.

Zhantang: That would have to be her abnormal performance, Qingxia Manyu performed beyond her level

42.

Tong Xiangyu: Tongfu Inn, the ideal harbor in your dreams. Our store is holding a month-end special promotion. You can enjoy 20 to 50% off with your VIP card. For specific matters, please send us a letter and negotiate without being polite.

43.

Li Dazui: Li Dazui, male, twenty-seven years old, unmarried, healthy and good-looking, unmarried, with various qualities of excellence and survival of the fittest.

44.

Bai: Oh, the young master’s body is destined to be a waiter!

45.

The boss’s wife: You can’t bear it when you are raw, but you can’t bear it when you are cooked. Endure!

46.

Big Mouth: The customer is always right, the chef is always hungry

47.

Xiao Bei ：Water Lotus

Xiao Guo (laughing)

Xiao Bei: I’ll be buried in peace!

Xiao Guo (crazy)

48 .

Shopkeeper Tong: Lao Xing, you can’t leave

Mr. Xing: My official duties are with me and my heart is with the people. My official duties are with me and my heart is with the people. I...I.

Shopkeeper Tong: Listen to me...

Mr. Xing: Don’t say anything, it’s all about fate now

Shopkeeper Tong: Don’t leave.

Captain Xing: I have to go

Shopkeeper Tong: If you leave, I will die for you

Captain Xing: You are Why bother?

Shopkeeper Tong: No. Even if I can’t keep your heart, I have to keep your people.

Xing Captou: What if I can’t keep people either?

Shopkeeper Tong: Please pay last month’s drink money and let Abacus serve you

49.

Shopkeeper Tong: Don’t come here.

Lao Bai: According to Buddhism, you put down your butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. !

Big Mouth: Buddha Buddha’s Dharma is boundless to save all living beings!

Scholar: What is the joy of life and what is the fear of death? .

Fear

Xiao Bei: Fear. It is said that it will rain tomorrow

50.

Rooftop

Xiao Guo: (satisfied) The one in Zuojiazhuang Aren’t we the only ones who saved the bride?

Maid: (laughing) I didn’t ask you to save her.

Xiao Guo: Why don’t you ask? You didn’t see her crying. How sad~ You are crying like this before you are married. If you are married, your whole life will be ruined.

Inside the house

Shopkeeper Tong: Miss Zhao from Zuojiazhuang What a good man, but a bit ugly. He finally got married and was so excited that his eyes filled with tears

Lao Bai: Just as he was crying, a male and female evil fell from the sky and beat the groom violently

While being whipped, they said we were doing justice for heaven

Shopkeeper Tong: After that, the groom never showed up again. The girl from the Zhao family cried every day until her eyes almost went blind

Rooftop

Xiao Guo: If we didn’t do something about that little beggar in Shibalipu, wouldn’t he have been burned alive by the old villain?

Inside the house

Lao Bai: Dr. Xue from Shibalipu, what a good man he was treating beggars that day with cupping.

Shopkeeper Tong: As soon as the fire was lit, a male and female evil fell from the sky and attacked them for a while. While punching and kicking, they also said that we were doing justice for heaven

Old Bai: After they finished doing justice, Doctor Xue fell seriously ill and closed his clinic and never treated anyone again

Rooftop

Xiao Guo: And that time on the Xiliang River, if we were one step late, all the people in the boat would have been killed by river pirates

Maid: Miss, how do you know they are river pirates?

Xiao Guo: Have you ever seen a ferryman who didn’t charge money?

Inside the house

Shopkeeper Tong: Xiliang Uncle Ge Sanshu on the river is such a good man. As long as he is not fishing, he goes to ferry people across the river and does not charge for it. That day, he just loaded a boat with people and a pair of male and female evil spirits descended from the sky and punched and kicked him while talking. .

Big Mouth: To do justice for heaven...?

Shopkeeper Tong: After doing justice, the ship was scuttled

Old Bai: Fight there After that, you have to walk fifty miles to cross the river

Shopkeeper Tong: This is not the end... The salesman of Balizhuang and the hunter of Heifengling...

Lao Bai: Baishi The locksmith of the bridge and the woodcutter of Weigong Village

Shopkeeper Tong: As long as a good person is touched by them, he will be killed. ?

51.

Xiu Cai: Xiao Guo, how are you doing lately? If you have any difficulties, just tell them. If there are no difficulties, just say them if you create difficulties

52.

Lao Bai: Welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in Qixia Town, I Rub, I Rub, I Rub, Rub, wipe

Lao Bai: Welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in the country. I wash, I wash, I wash, wash, wash

Lao Bai: Welcome to watch the world’s number one costume variety show, I Drag, I Drag, I Drag, Drag

Lao Bai: Welcome to watch the whole show The most rated costume variety show in the universe, I pull, I pull, I pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, I pull

54.

Furong: Do you know how my mother tied my father up at home?

Lao Bai: With a dog chain?

　55.

The head’s wife: How to have both your cake and eat it too?

Scholar: This is impossible.

The head’s wife: Raise a bear that can catch fish.

56.

The shopkeeper had a quarrel with the exhibition hall and reached a deadlock. The following is a psychological activity

Xiao Guo: Is there any mistake? You can say whatever you want about breaking up. , I don’t have a brain, eldest sister

Shopkeeper: Oh my god, what nonsense have I been talking about, my god, my god, my god, my god!

Scholar: Lao Bai is indeed a man. I didn’t react at all when I heard this, I admire you

Lao Bai: I was dumped, I was dumped, I was dumped, I was dumped

Big Zui: I'm so envious that they even broke up in such a big scene. Huilan and I didn't make any noise, we just broke up.

Xiaobei: If they fight, who should I help? If I help my sister-in-law, Brother Bai ordered me; if I help Brother Bai, my sister-in-law will not be happy. Just don’t help anyone and watch the show in vain

Wushuang: Just say yes, let’s break up. If this is the so-called love, I would rather not have it.

Shopkeeper: God! , I beg you, turn back time, I am willing to pay any price. Lao Bai: What to do now, what to do, what to do, what to do? So confident, so confident. Lao Bai, you are really my superstar

Xiao Guo: Damn scholar, what’s that look in your eyes? The person you love is here, look here, look here, look here

Dazui: Huilan, where are you? Ever since I saw you at Tongfu Inn, it’s like the spring breeze blowing into my heart

Xiaobei: Tsk, what are you thinking about? I can refund the ticket if you don’t start the fight. Let’s fight, let’s fight, let’s fight

Wushuang: Oh, if I have such a good man, I will definitely cherish him, love him, treat him like a treasure, and keep him at home every day. When he goes out, he can only talk to me alone, and he can only eat food cooked by me. Hey, then why don’t I just raise a dog?

Shopkeeper: I’m sorry, Zhantang, I take back what I just said, did you hear it, Moses Moses, oh Brazil U

Old Bai: Kneel down and say, she should be soft-hearted. The question is, how to kneel in front of so many people, TO kneel or NOT TO kneel, that is the question

Shopkeeper: If it doesn’t work, I will kneel for you. Let's go to the head office

Lao Bai: Kneel down, you have to kneel down, what's the use of having a face, happiness is the key

The shopkeeper: Then I will really kneel down for you

Lao Bai: Xiangyu, wait for me, it’s coming (the two walked out of the open space, knelt down and bumped their heads together)

(Bai Tong’s quarrel psychological activity 2)

Xiao Guo: Oh my god, Oh my god, did you make a mistake? I froze again. What are you waiting for? Please apologize quickly. It’s already the time to make dumplings to save your face.

Shopkeeper: Zhantang, what will I do if you leave? But if I give in now, I will be in trouble for the rest of my life. I can’t start, what can I do, my God?

Lao Bai: Don’t let me go, please don’t let me go, I beg you

Xiucai: Lao Bai , Only today did I understand what it means to be a man, and my admiration for you has deepened by more than a hundred levels.

Wushuang: Oh, Master Song drools so much that he doesn’t even have time to wipe it off. The big white bear is quite clean. Just eating too much. The Chihuahua eats too little, no, no, it’s too fierce. Golden retrievers and Labradors are very beautiful, but unfortunately they have no personality. Why don’t I get a cat?

Xiao Bei: Let’s fight, let’s fight, let’s fight, let’s fight

Big Mouth: I’ll send you outside the town. I have something to tell you. ;Although the flowers are already in bloom, they are ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing.

Xiao Liu: What’s going on? Why are there still people singing? Why don’t they say anything? Could it be that someone has tapped their acupuncture points? , but I didn’t see anyone taking action. Could it be a master? Well, he must be a master

57.

Big Mouth: They laugh at my lack of education.

Lao Bai: This is nonsense, you have never read the book at all!

58.

Bai Zhantang: While the shopkeeper is away, Xiaobei will When I come back, I'll light her up first, and Xiao Guo will guard the door.

Li Dazui: What happens after you click?

Bai Zhantang: After you click, Lu Xiucai comes up

Lu Xiucai: What do I do up there?

Bai Zhantang: Start preaching, move it with emotion and explain it with reason

Lv Xiucai: Okay, what if she doesn’t listen?

Bai Zhantang: Close the door and let Xiao Guo go. Threatening him with overwhelming force

Everyone: Okay

Guo Furong: What if I can't scare him anymore?

Bai Zhantang: Seducing him with delicious food.

Everyone: OK.

Li Dazui: How about she not accept this trick?

Bai Zhantang: Then let me do it, sunflower acupuncture (making the sunflower acupuncture hand gesture, suddenly saw Xiaobei coming back, Busy putting on a smiling face)? Greet them with a smiling face. Haha, Master Mo is back?

59.

Jiang Xiaodao: Once upon a time, a martial arts secret book from my master was placed in front of me

I did not cherish it. I only regret it after losing it

The greatest pain in the world is this

If God gives me another chance to come back

I will say to Master I blame you in three words

If I had to add a time limit to this resentment, it would be ten thousand years. . .

60.

The poem Wushuang read to Big Mouth

That month I turned all the prayer wheels not for salvation, but just to touch your fingerprints

That year I bowed my head and hugged the dust, not to worship Buddha, but just to be close to your warmth

In that life I traveled through hundreds of thousands of mountains, not to cultivate the next life, just to To meet you on the road