A self-deprecating talk about being in a bad mood: What’s funny is that you chose to forget about me but still think about me.

1. [What’s funny is that you chose to forget me but still think about the original dream]

2. Whether it’s good or not is one thing, whether you like it or not is another time thing. Some things really can't be forced.

3. A person has only one heart, but two atria. One lives in happiness; the other lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loud, otherwise you will wake up the sad people next to you.

4. I don’t even have any value in her eyes, let alone. In the heart

5. Never argue with a brainless person, because he will bring your IQ down to his level, and then defeat you with his rich experience.

6. I used to feel that these words made me cry, but now I feel that to put it bluntly, liking someone is really your own business.

7. You are really special in my eyes, but unfortunately you are not in my dream

8. If you don’t have the courage to say it, then let it die. From the bottom of my heart

9. I used to know how to love, but now I can’t find an excuse to do it again.

10. There are always reasons for people to break up, but there are some people you should wait for.

11. There are too many stories, but none of them happened.

12. In the world of love, there are not so many absolutes.

13. Loving others too much is tantamount to irresponsibly hurting yourself.

14. When I close my eyes, the world has nothing to do with me.

15. It is not a good thing for people to see everything too clearly in life, so I decided to become myopic. Self-deprecating mood personality: I am an insignificant thing that you can't care about

1. Happiness does not require luxury and luxury. Sometimes the more you want, the harder it is to be happy.

2. The day you like is the most beautiful day; the way you like to live is the best way to live.

3. When you truly love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is.

4. To change the world, you must first change yourself; to achieve a career, you must Work hard on yourself first; if you want to reach the top successfully, you must first climb hard.

5. We can all be very tolerant and understanding in the beginning, but how many of us can maintain our enthusiasm and patience all the time?

6. Pretend to smile Much easier than explaining why you are sad.

7. If you annoy me, you can go away. I don’t need your false pity.

8. When can you put aside your hypocrisy and treat me sincerely?

9. Your position in my heart is something you care about in an unimaginable way.

10. I am insignificant and irrelevant to you.

11. Society is very simple, but people are complicated.

12. Do you know that no matter how many people come to chat with me, they can’t compete with even one sentence from you?

13. You said that the relationship between us has faded a lot. Who is escaping? I just want to stir up more topics, that's all.

14. [No matter who you desperately fall in love with now, I won’t frown] Classic self-deprecating quotations

1. Adolescent rebellion means that I will smoke if I am not allowed to smoke. If I drink, I will drink. If I am not allowed to lose my virginity, I will lose my virginity!

2. Wenwen Township is the Tomb of Heroes.

3. I can’t afford to sleep for a long time in the morning; I feel like I’m sleeping at night!

4. I am Chinese, but I adjust to the time difference every day.

5. A true warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

6. My mother also beat me for eating.

7. Don’t say that you figured it out and regretted it, so you came back to me. I'm telling you, I can't figure it out.

8. When I heard that you were getting married, a lot of things came to my mind. The most important thing is, your sister, don’t invite me, I have no money.

9. Monkey: Do you want to become popular? Make my ass!

10. The most annoying thing in the world is to be woken up by peeing while sleeping soundly.

11. There are many tortoises in shallow water, but there are big brothers everywhere.

12. There are always a few pictures of Grandpa Mao every month. His face changes from red to green, from green to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally leaves me. .

13. I think that as long as I have a little more modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.

14. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

15. Everything I have done is so insignificant. But everything I do is so important.

16. The pride of a loser: It’s better to be a loser than a toilet, at least no one poops or pees on your head.

17. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances.

18. I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.

19. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

20. I am single and proud, and I save condoms for my motherland.

21. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

22. Ever since I learned to accept adversity, I have never encountered adversity again.

23. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals.

24. I should be a person with status, I should be strong, I should be a figure, not a tramp like I am now.

25. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

26. We should keep quiet when listening to sermons in church. It is very impolite to disturb others' sleep.

27. When everyone is drunk, I am alone awake; when the whole world is turbid, I am alone clear!

28. My pure appearance hides a cold murderous intention. The scientific name of this murderous intention is Mensao.

29. This would be really funny if it didn't happen to me.

30. In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to the leader’s son.

31. Because, your because is not necessarily someone else’s! So, let others say what you say! Set up your own music stand and let others sing!

32. I’ve been really busy recently, and it’s even hard for me to get 16 hours of sleep a day!

33. After my counseling, many people who were on the verge of committing suicide tried to kill someone, and I was the one who saved them.

34. I don’t like to use the time to prove myself to explain myself. I prefer to use the time to explain myself to prove myself.

35. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

36. After having bad luck, what else can I hope for? When I was lying in bed, I didn’t even dare to turn over, but I still bumped my head.

37. I am not single, there is a girl with a hard drive accompanying me.

38. Life is like a journey, you may end up overturning somewhere.

39. Work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.

40. I will always be a loser in front of the winner.

41. Behind every successful man there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

42. It’s not that I have no temper, I just don’t lose my temper easily.

43. As a female diaosi, my only pursuit is: a person is thinner than a cucumber, and a face is thicker than the soles of shoes.

44. Have you been single for a long time? Recently, when you saw a sow, you felt pretty and pretty.

45. I am a man of grace and I have always been humble to women, except my wife.

46. If you are destined to live under someone else’s roof, choose a more ideal environment.

47. Some people are as smart as the weather, changeable; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which can’t even tell when the weather changes.

48. The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop. I want to fall in love but she is not there.

49. I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, and I can’t tell you as many things as you want to hear.

50. I often ask myself, why am I becoming more and more tolerant of the vulgarity of civilization? I often comfort myself that maybe I have become more tolerant as I get older, but now it seems that I am indeed regressing.

51. I thought that the blue clouds would never come, but who knew that gray hair would grow longer.

52. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

53. My mother said that the prodigal son will not be able to exchange for gold, so who will give me gold? I change.

54. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

55. People I like don’t like me, and people I don’t like don’t like me even more.

56. In fact, I used to be quite tall, but then I shrunk because of frequent bathing.

57. Only in the zoo do I feel like a human being.

58. If you can't tolerate me, it means either you are too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

59. It’s easy to quit smoking, but it’s so hard to quit!

60. I am not KFC and can eat all over the world. I am not Adidas and can run around the world.

61. If I die, don’t forget to put an air conditioner in my coffin, Gree’s.

62. I am a wolf (lang) from the south. This society never appreciates this kind of behavior, but prefers moderation and stability. So I have been working very hard in the past few decades.

63. There was gold under the man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t find even a piece of copper.

64. My eyes are not as electric as Tony Leung, my body is not as good as Aaron Kwok, and I am not as handsome as Andy Lau, but my smile is more sinister than them. Because I am a boring man.

65. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

66. Skipping class is a person’s carnival. Class is a lonely place for a group of people.

67. I love myself, can I have more love rivals?

68. There are too many germs in the outside world, and I am afraid that I will be infected as soon as I go out.

69. The most annoying thing about the channel that only has you in my heart is that there are no ads.

70. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally discovers that the most manly person is herself.

71. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

72. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

73. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

74. After my counseling, many people who were on the verge of self-harm have tried to kill people, and I was the one who inspired them.

75. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

76. It’s useless no matter how handsome you are in front of the law.

77. You ask me what I want to do? I want to find a mistress to ruin your and your mistress's life.

78. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

79. Smoking a cigarette will shorten your life by 5 seconds, and smiling will increase your longevity by 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and gain 5 seconds back in my life.

80. Spit is used to count money, not to reason!

81. I don’t know if I went to college or if college went to me.

82. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

83. Those who trip me will never get up. Whoever lifts me up, I will help him never fall. Self-deprecating mood phrases: I can't warm people, I am a terrible person

1. Be a light and happy woman, write noble love letters to yourself

2. Peace of mind and happiness There are no more than three things: someone believes in you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you. I want to be sincere. Don't play with your heart.

3. Don’t poop in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth

4. I refuse all good looks, just to wait for you to be uncertain future.

5. You turned out to be as pure and clean as Hokkaido cherry blossoms, as fresh as Japanese tofu, and as stupid as rice field roast chicken

6. My heart was very quiet, but I suddenly thought of you< /p>

7. Surprises are like chocolate candies in a box. You never know how sticky the next one will be.

8. I am thinking that other people can get a lot of flowers with just a casual signature, but why do I always get rotten eggs?

9. The ten tightly clenched fingers have slowly loosened

10. Mediocre people care about how to waste their time, while talented people try their best to use their time.

11. I just love him so much.

12. The Internet has brought us together. .

13. I cannot warm people, I am a terrible person.

14. The last entanglement was a foreshadowing of this love.

15. Happiness! Don't say that you will still miss them after you leave; don't say that you will still be friends after breaking up.