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2001August 3 1 day, the State Council approved the cancellation of the original organizational system of Xiangyang County and the establishment of Xiangyang District. 20011On February 29th, 2006, the Xiangfan Municipal People's Government officially announced that Xiangyang County would be abolished and merged with Xiangfan City to establish Xiangyang District. Xiangyang county 17 town is divided into Xiangcheng district, fancheng district and the newly established Xiangyang district. The specific division is as follows: Europe Temple and Nizui are included in xiangcheng district; Niushou and Taiping Store are included in fancheng district; Zhang wan, Jin Dong, Yushan, Huanglong, Zhangjiaji, Shuanggou, Hecheng, Zhuji, Guyi, Ji Huang, Huopai, Shiqiao, Wanglong and Mizhuang in fancheng district (managed by Xiangfan High-tech Development Zone) are newly established as Xiangyang District, and the seat of Xiangyang District Government is the seat of Xiangyang County Government.

Xiangyang national economic and technological development zone

Among them, Shenzhen Industrial Park is located in Xiangyang District, and the secretary of Xiangyang District Party Committee is also the secretary of management committee. 10, 20 10, 165438, Liuji Township, Jin Dong Town entrusted Xiangyang Economic and Technological Development Zone. There were "Six Rites" in ancient times. During the Republic of China, it was simplified to four steps of engagement. Pass on the boxer, Gu said "take eight characters", that is, Grandpa Hong (the matchmaker) gave the woman's boxer paste to the man, but it must be calculated according to the date of birth first. If the two sides hit it off, they can get engaged. If they have conflicts, they will return to Geng Paste. After engagement, the man gives the woman a gift once a year, which is called "Geng Chong" until marriage.

After a while, the man's parents invited his grandfather to the woman's house to consult about marriage, and agreed on the wedding date (usually two days in the lunar calendar). The woman's parents asked Hongye for a bride price (quantity and quality of jewelry and clothes) and asked Hongye to tell the man's family. If the man agrees, they will get married separately. The day before the wedding, a banquet was held to entertain the guests. The man called it "warm langxi" and the woman called it "hair-combing wine".

On the wedding day, the groom dressed up, sat on the official bridge, led the sedan chair to meet the bride, and firecrackers rang all the way. When I arrived at my daughter's house, I worshipped her ancestors to show my willingness to be her son-in-law. The bride is wearing a rockhopper, a red coat and a skirt around her waist. After the farewell ceremony of ancestor worship, her brother carried a sedan chair on his back, and his brother or nephew gave it to her, which was called "Faqin". The groom's sedan chair is in front, and the bride's sedan chair and dowry are behind, marching in the sound of gongs and drums and firecrackers.

The bride arrived at the door of the man's house, and with the help of her "mother-in-law", she boarded the hall in a sedan chair and worshipped heaven and earth with the groom. After the ceremony, the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, have a "toast" and put their shoes together to show their love for each other. In order to increase the festive atmosphere, his cousins and young guests entered the bridal chamber and joked with the bride, naming it "noisy room". Some uncles are also "noisy", the so-called "three days without two days."

The next morning, the bride brought tea to the elders, that is, each person had a cup of rice flowers in syrup, and two special snacks similar to moon cakes were added. Everyone who drinks tea has a tea money reward. On the third day, the bride was taken back to her family by her sister-in-law or nephew, and the groom, as a guest, brought a gift and named it "Eating Huimen Wine". After dinner, the bride came back with the groom because there was no room for three days. Weather time

Heaven-weather, meteorology and climate.

Cover the fog.

Rain in Mao Mao.

A whirling whirlwind.

The first half of the wind-morning ("er" is the tone change of the day).

The second half afternoon.

Half of the first half-10am or so.

The second half-around 3 pm.

Wheat mouth-when cutting wheat.

Ok, when?

human

Uncle.-Father.

Mom-(pronounced "scold")-Aunt

Mother-in-law-grandma.

Old woman-her husband's mother.

The burden to be picked ── Uncle.

Spoon handle-Fu Di (later named).

Xianggong-a title for young men, often used to address husbands.

New greatly ── refers to the lady.

Home-refers to the wife.

Two old ladies ── spinsters.

physiology

The moon sets-confinement.

Lumbar trunk-refers to an elderly woman who has no menstruation.

Confused, lost his mind.

Confused-dreaming.

Poirot Gail knee.

Knee pocket.-knee.

Cripple.-Cripple.

Humpback

Run with an empty stomach.

Let the old man go-string malaria.

Passed away-refers to a person who is dead.

human nature

Machine rationality-smart, no loss.

Ah, at home-silly, not nice.

A wild tiger-describes an unruly temperament.

Monkey sheep-describes an active person jumping up and down.

Stubborn head-a stubborn person.

Erganzi-a person with low energy and good at expressing himself.

Dead bag-refers to a weak person or an immature fruit that is about to wither.

behaviour

Despise-stingy, haggle over every ounce.

Tragic.-mean.

A three-legged cat-it's not practical.

Foreign stumbling-refers to people who are not serious, do not try their best, drag their feet, and also refers to people who are confused.

The bottom works-frivolous, frivolous.

Heibao-a rude person.

Raw materials-bad guys.

Give birth to scum-a naughty person.

Scraping skin-a thick-skinned person.

Coloured glaze egg-an idle prodigal son.

Liar.-liar.

Lying.-Lying

Flowing white-speaking dishonestly.

Puzzle-speak dishonestly.

Three hands 1 thief. A person who casually uses other people's things.

Short circuit-bandits block roads and rob people.

Personnel issues

A lump on the head-a good man who was bullied.

Old turtle clothes-a good man bullied by others.

Stefanie-a gullible good person.

Alcohol numbness-habitual drinkers.

Widowed man-a man without a wife.

Take the road-women remarry.

With a belly-the posthumous child of a woman who remarries.

Eat your mother.-eat your milk.

Whoops-the child is crying.

Gertrude-children quarrel with each other.

Strangulation.-scuffle.

An inappropriate face-awkward and discordant.

Turn the corner-go there.

Sit on the cold bench and get the cold shoulder.

No, water-related children.

On the elderly-carry things on your shoulders.

Drag your feet down.-get down.

Play two games, hehe-support.

Tips-playing tricks on and fooling people.

Drag your feet-arrogance, posturing.

Praise or belittle-this is a radical word, only derogatory, not commendatory.

Day Xu-reprimand, abuse.

Throw a vows of eternal love-swear, swear.

Peeing-the original meaning is peeing, and Xiangfan dialect refers to people who break their promises.

Eating occasions-eating banquets.

Prison debt-refers to people who are delicious and greedy.

Prejudice-a phrase used to tell others that they have finished eating, meaning "I ate first."

Slow-this idiom is used when seeing a guest off, meaning "slow is impolite".

Knock on the ribs-just kidding, feel it.

Business is just-just, very serious.

The rotten weeds in the old rice crust-that is, "old millet rotten sesame seeds" or "old sesame rotten condoms"-are not worth mentioning.

Playing games-using two-part allegorical sayings.

Animals:

Long worm snake.

Slow cow-snail.

Know the cow-cicada.

Foot fish turtle.

Eaves rat bats.

Woodpecker.-Woodpecker.

Structure-Rhododendron.

Goo goo-be a pigeon.

Oriole-oriole.

Shameless bitch-weasel.

Long-haired dog-fox.

Sao Hu-Ram.

Water sheep-mother list.

Scorpion-male buffalo.

Shamu buffalo.

Plants:

Tea grass-northern Hunan refers to Scutellaria barbata, while southern Hunan refers to field weeds with leaves like tea.

Guagua —— A kind of big seed watermelon.

Beat cowpeas-cowpeas that can only eat seeds but not pods.

A yellow flower seedling-dandelion.

Huitouqing-sedge, whose real name is sedge, is still called sedge in northern Hunan.

Soft bleaching-sedge grows in water.

Cirsium spinosum ── Cirsium japonicum.

Plough tip-arrow. (Fanxi area is called "wild taro" and northern Hunan is called "arrowhead seedling").

Pigskin-Hongping.

Workpiece:

Fuzi-bath towel.

Film-children's diaper cloth.

Canopy sail (it is called "sail" because it is homophonic with capsizing, so the boatman should avoid saying "capsizing").

Buy and sell children's toys

Bandit roll-a farm tool made of green manure in paddy field.

Seedling horse-a stool for people to sit on when pulling seedlings.

Bubble pot-describes something soft.

The smell of corpses-the taste of food has changed.

Others:

God-very, very, very meaning, such as "watermelon is sweet and God is delicious".

It means very, very much, such as sour, bitter and smelly.

Lancer-It's good to describe things.

Nizi-the girl's chorus refers to the girl (northern Hunan).

Zi-woman's fast chorus refers to girls (southern Hunan).

Two families-your old man's quick peace (southern Hunan).

Your husband's family-the chorus of your old man (northern Hunan).

Coax-slowly divided into "fudge".

Tuo-slow is divided into "sudden drop".

grammar

Eat ten people in one pot. A pot of rice for ten people.

This pot of rice can't eat ten people. This pot of rice is not enough for ten people.

This donkey has never ridden anyone. No one has ever ridden this donkey.

People live in this house. This house is occupied.

Ten people cover a quilt. Many people are sitting in the room.

There are many people sitting in the room. Many people are sitting in the room.

Is he willing to say no? (Is he willing to talk? Will he say it or not? )

Can you come? Can he come? Can you come or not? )

Are you afraid to go? Dare you go? Dare you go? )

Is there any food left? Is there any rice left? Is there any food? )

Have you ever been to Beijing? Have you ever been to Beijing? Have you ever been to Beijing? )

Do you know this word? Do you know this word? Do you know this word? )

Where do you live? Where do you live? )

Working while walking? Step aside. )