What is the difference between humans and dogs?

1. Whenever you come home, it is a dog that brings you slippers, not a man. ——Dogs have rabies, so your slippers will have germs, but men will not. For your hygiene consideration. 2. When you travel far away, I will not think about food and drink for you. It is your dog who is looking forward to your return every day. ——That’s because the dog is hungry, so he looks forward to you coming home every day, while the man is afraid that you will come back too hastily and not have time to enjoy the sights. 3. Give your dog the sweater you knitted by yourself, and he will put it on happily and obediently, and he will never find it distasteful. ——It’s too hard to knit a sweater. Men don’t want to work hard because they love you. What do dogs know? ! 4. It is always the dog waiting for you to come home, not you waiting for the dog to come home. ——A man will surprise you when he comes home, but will a dog do the same? What's the use of waiting? ! 5. Dogs are happy to accompany you for walks and shopping, but men would rather hide in the room and dig minesweeper twelve thousand times or play StarCraft until they crash. ——Girls have a hard time going to work during the day, and men feel sorry for you and deliberately find excuses so that you can rest. 6. A dog will not feel inferior because you make more money than him. ——Men, you can have a little face. Besides, I am worried that you will work too hard and feel sorry for you! 7. A dog will not bump into a telephone pole while watching PLMM on the street, and then ask you to bandage it. ——The dog will bump into the telephone pole after seeing the PL dog MM. It is human nature to love beauty. 8. A dog’s mother will not regard you as an imaginary enemy, nor will she think that her son is a heartthrob. ——That is a problem between you women and has nothing to do with men? ! Unjustly accused! ! 9. If you play QUAKE once in a while, the dog will not think you are poor in skills and push you away and say: "Come on, come on, let me do it, let's see how stupid you are." - Be a painful and beautiful person Isn't it bad for stupid women? Are dogs dumber than you? 10. A dog will not get drunk and ask you to serve him. ——Give you a chance to show your feminine tenderness. Dogs can’t give it to you, can they? 11. Dogs don’t wake up every morning and squeeze their pimples in front of the mirror while feeling that they are cooler than Andy Lau. ——In order to give you a better visual image, besides, everyone loves beauty. You always want your lover to look better. 12. Dogs don’t care how many boyfriends you have had in the past, and they don’t care whether you are beautiful or not. ——I mind because I care, and I care. Dog, if you have food, you will be a mother! 13. If you are not feeling well, your dog will not force you to play with him. ——Exercise more, your mood will be better, and your health will be better quickly. Dogs only see immediate benefits. 14. There was unusual movement in the middle of the night. I was very alert and ran out to see the dog. ——A man wants to accompany you. As long as you are safe, nothing else matters. And the dog ignores you. 15. A dog won’t leave his stinky socks lying around and let you wash them with the five poisonous poisons. ——Otherwise, how can I give you a chance to show your talents? ! A dog wants you to give it a bath, but a man doesn’t? ! 16. Dogs will not say: "'You are fat', 'You are old', 'You are so annoying', 'Oh my god, your clothes are so ugly'." - Only those who love you will say this to you To be honest, because of love. 17. If you treat your dog well, he will be doubly loyal, but this may not be the case for men. ——Have you never heard that dogs are mothers if they have meat? ! At least a man will not betray you because of meat. 18. Dogs will not find the food you cook unpalatable. ——Humans and dogs have different aesthetic values. 19. A dog will not say to you: "You are my only one, you are my forever," but then break up with you a week later. ——The dog will just slip away quietly. 20. Dogs won’t always ask you: “Where are my socks?” “Are you going shopping again?” “Where did your money go?” - Dogs won’t care about you? ! 21. A dog will not lie down on the sofa when he comes back from get off work and say, "I'm so tired." In fact, he opens N windows on the computer every day to chat with his girlfriend. ——The more we know about your kind, the more we can have the same language with you.