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Interesting sentences about your mood

1. My parents are always worried about me spending money frivolously, but they don’t worry about whether I have money to spend frivolously.

2. Don't cry if you fall down, you might end up in a pile of money.

3. My nephew brought his female classmate to play at home, and I teased him: Is this your new girlfriend? Not as beautiful as last time. The little nephew glanced at me disdainfully and said to the little girl: Don't listen to my uncle's nonsense. A single man who has been single for more than 20 years wants to separate two cats when he sees them walking together. He is jealous of us. I. . . . .

4. Children are called stupid by their parents because of poor grades. The child said unconvinced that there are three kinds of stupid birds in the world, one is the first to fly, and the other is too tired to fly. Parents asked: What about the third type? The child said: This is the most annoying thing. If you can't fly, you just lay an egg in the nest and ask the next generation to fly hard.

5. Don't complain, the world is actually fair. Leehom Wang and Jay Chou ride electric bikes to work every day, Wang Han and He Jiong eat instant noodles for every meal, Angela Chang enjoys CRY even if she eats Qiaolezi once in a while, Mayday is so poor that he uses chewing gum to pick up girls, and Wang Dongcheng is so disappointed in life that he can't help but cry out. Great aunt. So, work hard, boy!

6. My younger brother was very naughty, and one day he got into a big trouble and was beaten up by his father and mother together. . . He shouted at the top of his lungs: You guys work together to beat me! My mother didn’t even think about it and said: We gave birth to you as a partnership. What’s wrong with beating you as a partnership? Let’s continue beating you.

7. I just saw a child eating ice cream at the entrance of the supermarket. Out of concern, I told him: Children will get sick if they eat ice cream on such a cold day! . The child said that my grandfather lived to be 108 years old. I asked: Did you eat ice cream? He said: No, because my grandfather never meddles in other people's business! All right! Now I finally know why I age so quickly! It’s all because of blind worrying

8. The English teacher asked us to write an English composition about Myday, so he asked everyone: Do you know what Myday means? Xiao Ming: My day. . . Teacher: Get out now!

9. My son, who is in junior high school, is addicted to online chatting. Today when I was having dinner, I took the opportunity to remind him: Nowadays, there are everyone on the Internet. I read on the news that there are perverted gays pretending to be girls and chatting with little boys. Son, you have to be careful! Don't worry, dad, I'm very careful, the son said after taking a bite of rice, I won't be discovered by those little boys.

10. I recently woke up in the morning and saw a lot of hair on my pillow, so I went online to research how to treat hair loss. My wife saw it and said: You should first look up how to cure snoring. Me: Is there a relationship between snoring and hair loss? Her: If you don’t snore and disturb me, why should I pull your hair? I. . .

11. A: Hahaha, I saw a joke that was so funny! B: What is it? Come and listen! A: But it’s very yellow. B: Just skip the yellow part! A: Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, over.

12. I went to eat with a friend. After ordering, the waiter came over and asked: What is the cold salad O? My friend said: Cold lotus root! Lotus root is too difficult to write, too difficult to write. . . Interesting sentences

1. Don’t say how afraid you are of losing, don’t say how much you hate separation.

2. A man who has cheated on you is like money dropped on shit. It’s a pity if you don’t pick it up, but it’s disgusting if you pick it up!

3. It is said that man was a complete circle in the beginning. Because he offended God, he was divided into two halves. So we spend our whole life looking for the lost other half. But since they are all semicircles, then They look so similar, so it’s easy for you to find the wrong person, so don’t be sad or sorry for the person in the past. It’s just that we haven’t met the right person, even though we once believed that the person we were looking for was the one we were looking for. people.

4. When expectations turn into regrets, nothing will last forever.

5. Parents miss their children like running water, which keeps flowing; while children miss their parents like leaves blown by the wind. When the wind blows, they move, but when the wind does not blow, they do not move.

6. Expired love. Expired promises. Expired memories. Expired me.

7. Many times it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you care more about the other person.

8. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will always flow cleanly from your fingers bit by bit.

9. Everyone gets tired, and no one can bear all your sadness and fatigue.

10. Your promises are like farts, audible and invisible.

11. Your love rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can’t swim. Would you choose to go to a disco or go to a KTV?

12. You are a nice person, but a bit ugly.

13. You will never understand that I pretend to be indifferent.

14. When I was young, I played hard, but now I play hard.

15. Although humans are transformed from animals, it is a pity that many people have changed back again

16. If you are not sincere, please stop shaking my heart. .

17. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun.

18. If this is love, it would be unfair. You don't have to be unreasonable, I can leave.

19. The most painful thing in the world is falling in love with someone who is infatuated with someone else.

20. It’s time to buy a ticket to heaven and have a good talk with Yue Lao.

21. It’s mine, don’t move. If it's not mine, put it there too.

22. Even if you have been hurt once, you still don’t know how to give up. You will have to be bruised and bruised before you give up.

23. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

24. I cannot allow any betrayal, by anyone, in any form, for any reason.

25. The main reason why my country’s forest area is decreasing is because there are too many test papers!

26. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside.

27. We once started here, but now we have to end here.

28. Can we not be brave when love is too heavy and too painful to bear.

29. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.

30. We are so young that we don’t know that the time in the future will be so long, long enough for me to forget you, long enough for me to like someone again, just like I liked you in the first place.

31. The relationship between us is full of lies, so why talk about deception?

32. I am still just a child, a child who cries when it hurts.

33. Twinkling and shining, the sky is full of vixens.

34. Someone asked: What words do your friends say to you that usually move you? I thought for a while and said: I'd better pay.

35. Sometimes the tighter you hold, the faster you lose.

36. Sometimes I like listening to songs, not because the songs are good but because the lyrics are written like myself.

37. Pretend to be indifferent and tell everyone that I don’t care, I’m fine.

38. I fed love to the dog last night, and found the dog dead the next morning.

39. Homework is a breathing pain that lives in everyone’s mind. It hurts to translate ancient Chinese, it hurts not to answer questions, and it hurts to even read. Interesting words

1. I am not who I used to be. Don’t look at me now with the same eyes as before!

2. I don’t know what I am obsessed with, but I know , I have been making things difficult for myself.

3. If waiting can lead to a miracle, I would rather wait, even for a year, or for a lifetime!

4. Flowers bloom and then fade, and people come and go. If he is destined to be a passer-by, why bother with him in the first place?

5. Yesterday is gone, shake the dust off your body and move on. Don't let the past steal the future, be the best version of yourself today.

6. Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, as long as we see each other, we will smile warmly, and we will keep going.

7. People’s hearts are not equal in length or width.

8. If you can’t accept the worst of me, you don’t deserve the best of me!

9. Only by knowing the end of the book can you understand the beginning of the book. ---Schopenhauer

10. In our rural areas, what can we do if we are short of money? But what we lack most is morality and self-esteem.

11. Life is just a journey. You pass by me, and I pass by you. Then, we practice and move forward.

12. Some roads are very far, and walking on them will make you very tired. However, if you don’t leave, you will regret it

13. I think you are very happy because you can choose to love me or not. And I can only choose to love or love you more. ---Nishino Tsukasa's "Strawberry 100"

14. When I loved you, you were so fucking arrogant to me. Now that I don't love you anymore, are you considered a bird?

15. Instead of expecting to meet someone, it is better to expect that you can attract such a person; instead of expecting that positive energy will appear to warm you every time you are disappointed, it is better to expect to become a positive person; instead of worrying about the future, Might as well work hard now.

16. The sky is not always clear and the sun is not always shining, so it is okay to have an emotional breakdown occasionally.

17. Joy and happiness are so similar, but is happiness the same as happiness?

18. If you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; but if you cry once, I will be sad for several years.

19. I use my smile to keep you who have decided to leave me!

20. A strong girl will cry, but she will never admit defeat.

21. I am the one who knows you best. The sunset is setting, and we meet each other on the street.

22. Fake friends and fake sisters are dogs that can never be fed enough.

Twenty-three, who has lonely the prosperity, buried the end of the world, and scattered all the armor.

24. Since you have decided to leave, why bother insisting on right and wrong.

25. If you are greedy for stability, you will not have freedom. To be free, you have to go through some dangers. There are only two ways. ---Lu Xun

26. Listen to the songs you like quietly; watch the people you like from a distance.

27. The most terrifying thing is to have a lot of time and energy but an empty head. ---Xu Song

Twenty-eight, you say you love me, you say you miss me, you miss me, why should you say that!

Twenty-nine, since I have known you and me I understand, there are risks in love. When investing in a man, you need to be cautious and express your feelings in interesting phrases

1. I don’t know how old I am, and wealth is like a floating cloud to me

2. Comrades have not yet worked hard, but the revolution is still Must succeed. Classic sentences

3. Wait until September 8th next year. After the flowers bloom, hundreds of flowers will be killed, the fragrance will penetrate Chang'an, and the city will be filled with golden armor

4. To quit smoking, early Sleep and die well.

5. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

6. If a woman mixes well, she is a sister-in-law; if she does not mix well, she is a bitch.

7. The stars on the chessboard are made by heaven, who dares to play them? The ground is used as the pipa and the road is used as the strings, who can play it!

8. I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

9. When you are alive, you must be kind to yourself, and don’t become an intruder in other people’s lives.

10. There may be too much unknown pain behind other people’s glory

11. I hope to die of old age and spend time in wine, and do not want to bow in front of a carriage

12. If you don’t respect me, I respect you. If you don’t respect me yet, I still respect you. If you don't respect me again, I will destroy you.

13. QQ information is changed eight times a day, isn’t it just to get you to pay more attention to me?

14. Ambition eats Hun meat when hungry, laughs and talks about drinking Hun blood when thirsty. Waiting to clean up the old mountains and rivers from scratch, facing the sky.

15. I am smiling to the sky with my sword across my body, leaving my liver and gallbladder intact

16. If you cannot give a woman a basic material life, what can you say about yours? like.

17. Never underestimate a creature that will bleed for a month and a week without dying.

18. If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don’t beat, you will die.

19. Please remember that the definition of a good friend is: if you do well, she is happy for you from the bottom of her heart; if you do not do well, she is sincerely anxious for you.

Twenty-two, march east to Qi City for seventy-two, commanding Chu and Han like a spinning tent

Twenty-one, unexpectedly Han Xin disobeyed, and a hundred thousand troops marched down to Licheng

22. Effort does not necessarily lead to results. Persistence may lead to more losses.

23. Piao Piao is not like a sand gull in the sky and earth

24. A man is born between heaven and earth. It is unwise for a man to act without knowing his master! How can I regret it if I die today?

25. People who like me are good people, people who don’t like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not human beings.

26. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end being single.

27. Don’t die, and don’t live alone.

28. Please don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.