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A group of friends who are very afraid of injections.

About my circle of friends who are afraid of injections: 1. After all, I still can't hold on. In the indoctrination of loneliness … it's really good to get married and have company.

Only when you are ill in hospital can you clearly see that those people care about you.

It turns out that I can do so many things by myself. I can go to the hospital alone, I can queue up again and again to pay for registration, I can go to infusion alone, I can wait for three bottles of intravenous drip, I can walk back alone.

I caught a cold twice! Blood transfusion can be good! I've never had an infusion for a cold before!

It is said that August is a ghost month, many people have a cold and fever, and many things are not going well. It is sunny in September. For our good luck, praise one.

6. No intravenous drip tomorrow. I choose to sleep. If I can handle it, I won't take the anti-inflammatory injection. There is nothing I can't carry.

7. Say you want to have long hair, but you can't stand summer. Say you want to like it all the time, but you can't stand the time.

8. When I was sick, I didn't dare to take medicine. I'd rather have an injection than take medicine. I would rather take a handful of medicine than an injection when I grow up, for fear of pain.

9. My nose is stuffy today. Can't tell whether it's a cold or rhinitis. In short, you have to take medicine to sleep when you go home.

10. I was killed by someone touching my head while accompanying me for an injection. I can't say what's good about him. I just like him very much anyway. I like him to be apart for half an hour and miss him.

1 1. I stayed up until two o'clock every day and began to get sick on the first day of the holiday. My left arm hurts like a cramp.

12. Take medicine if you are afraid of injections. There is always a doctor who will prescribe medicine. When I have an injection, I'm always afraid. How can I overcome it?

13. I was sick for a week, and finally it was the last day of infusion. I had four injections. I will definitely drink more water, eat more fruits and vegetables and not eat snacks in the future.

14. I am sick. I'm so sad that I go to the emergency room alone, buy medicine alone, give fluids alone, and dare not sleep alone.

15. After hours of continuous pain, hours of continuous infusion and consultation, I finally came back to life.

16. I suddenly got used to a person. I don't feel sick. I need company. I'm afraid of injections. Is it because I am mature?

17. After 4 hours of continuous pain and 1 hour of continuous infusion, injection and consultation, I finally came back to life.

18. I'm in a bad mood all day today. I have a cold, a sore nose and throat, irritability and no state.

19. It turns out that the hospitals in the motherland are so spectacular that there are no beds for infusion. At first glance, there is no margin and there are many people. A person's sad moment is gone forever.

20. the injection has been arranged I really dare not move now.

About the circle of friends who are very afraid of injections, 2 1. The baby is brave. He doesn't cry when he has an injection. He really didn't cry at all, but he shed tears when he fell asleep.

22. I have to go to the hospital for injections every day recently. You can stop by on weekdays, and you have to travel half a city for injections on rest days.

23. Falling out of love and catching a cold met unexpectedly. I found that catching a cold was worse than falling out of love.

24. Well, if you want to work hard in Shanghai, you all have to be good! Rola Chen, you should get better quickly and go to school early. A cold is really painful!

Only when you are ill do you know how important health is.

26. One person moves, one person pulls teeth, and one person has intravenous drip. Sometimes I really feel very independent.

27. Today, the baby was vaccinated and had a physical examination. His height is 2 cm long and his weight is 1 kg. Haha, the baby grew up healthily and didn't cry after the injection. He is very brave and great! However, the baby should remember to supplement calcium.

28. Finding that people are alive means constantly suffering from all the pains, injections, medicines and infusions given by themselves or others.

29. I wanted to go to the toilet and found that no one was holding the infusion bag or bottle for me.

30. People in a bad mood can't afford to make jokes.

3 1. Every time I take an exam, I have a fever, take medicine and have an intravenous drip. It really worked this time. It hurts so much that I don't sleep all night

32. A person is hospitalized, goes to work during the day, gets an injection at night, and then drinks some milk tea for himself. How desolate is this? I feel that I am very good at it and I have made it myself. I am single and have no boyfriend. I deserve to be hospitalized alone. I'm miserable!

33. I have a good baby who doesn't cry or make trouble after the injection. She goes to bed at eight o'clock every night and wakes up at dawn. She asked me why I was so good, because her mother was very good.

34. Acute gastroenteritis just hung up. The emergency doctor asked me to have an infusion. I said, why should I do this? Doctor: You've eaten too much recently, overeating.

35. I have been opposed to hospitals since that year, and I am afraid that hospitals can't change this disease. I know I'm afraid of blood and injections, but I'm really afraid I can't sleep.

36. Man, don't get sick if you live alone. Think about how miserable it is for you to buy your own medicine and injection.

37. I got urticaria in the middle of the night and went to the hospital for infusion. I feel very depressed.

38. What should I do, dear? Your cold and heat made me catch a cold.

39. boast that you are too brave.

40. I'm still a little scared today. I'm afraid of taking medicine, injections and infusions, and even more afraid of surgery. I don't like all the feelings of being a patient.

Tell me about those who are afraid of injections.

Tell me about those who are afraid of injections.

First, I took medicine last night and my upper body recovered, but I really couldn't stand my legs in the morning and went to the hospital to get medicine. As a result, I took another injection and medicine, and my body really disappeared at night. I am really afraid that one day I will be allergic again!

Second, as far as I can remember, the first injection was because of my Kangkang! It's actually just a small big wound, but I'm still too scared. I didn't learn anything in medical school, but I was shocked! This psychological quality is really bad! Nervous!

Third, suddenly get used to a person. I don't feel sick. I need company. I'm afraid of injections. Is it because I am mature?

Fourth, I was afraid to take medicine when I was sick. I'd rather have an injection than take medicine. I would rather take a handful of medicine than an injection when I grow up, for fear of pain.

My son doesn't have a fever today, but he still has cough and phlegm, but he doesn't need to take medicine! He is very resistant to taking medicine, even if it tastes sweet and fruity. Faced with his father's threats and inducements, he has various reasons and countermeasures: I don't want a car, there are so many at home! It's so late, the hospitals are closed! Go to sleep, I'm so tired! I don't choose anything, no medicine, no injections! I'm afraid of germs and don't want to take medicine. What should I do? He really beat me.

Sixth, those who are most afraid of injections are really cute and distressed.

Seven, think of just an injection, because I am afraid of being laughed at by children. Damn it, how can you laugh at me?

Eight, from small to large, the two most afraid places to go are hospitals and barbershops. Maybe I was born with a natural fear of holding a knife. I was seriously ill and heard that I would be hospitalized. I cried my eyes out in the quilt, thinking I was dying. I didn't want to find a roommate to accompany me before, and I didn't want to disturb others into my life. Then I didn't have many lonely and cold thoughts when I walked with people today. But I'm still afraid of taking medicine and injections to go to the hospital.

I want to say to you: If I make you unreasonable, please give me a hug. You know I'm afraid of itching, insects, injections and pain, but I never know, what I'm most afraid of is not marrying you in the end, and not being you in the end.

10. Grandma's eyes are a little red because of poor rest. Kk pointed to Grandma's eyes and said: Grandma's eyes are sick and she wants to go to the hospital. Grandma said: Grandma is afraid of injections. KK said: No, KK is with grandma. Grandma's moved eyes are redder.

Last night, a man accompanied my little sister to the hospital. There are all kinds of miscellaneous things in the infusion room, some are drunk, some are drunk, and some are drunk and unconscious. Give her an injection to repel mosquitoes, comfort her with a smile and chat. It's okay. I was in that environment at 3 o'clock in the morning, especially I didn't want to make her uneasy and scared, but in fact I was scared to death of every pore! We can't be what we think we are, but we can still be brave when necessary!

Twelve, since that year, I have been opposed to the hospital, afraid that the hospital can't change the disease. I know I'm afraid of injections, but I'm really afraid I can't sleep.

Thirteen, it doesn't matter if there is no object. It doesn't matter if it is cold, just add more clothes; It doesn't matter if you have a cold. Drink more water and take medicine. If it really doesn't work, you can give yourself an injection. It doesn't matter if it rains or thunders, just put on headphones and listen to songs; It doesn't matter if it rains without an umbrella, just wait until it stops raining. I can do it myself, it doesn't matter, no one can take care of you, it doesn't matter, I can become stronger.

Fourteen, mother's slippery needle hit the muscle, and the back of her hand swelled like a steamed bun. Can you stop the bleeding first and then stick it with your other hand? I made a few holes for the first time. Keep going. You are not afraid of blood at night. Every injection is like gambling. I'll be a dog if I can insert it a few times.

15. I'm still a little scared today. I'm afraid of taking medicine, injections and infusions, and even more afraid of surgery. I don't like all the feelings of being a patient.

Sixteen, when I was a child, I was always afraid to see other children get sick and get injections, but my eyes failed. I looked far away: the alcohol cotton head that wiped my ass turned and turned, and suddenly I saw the needle bang, 0. The reaction of 0 1 s is 100% directly, followed by the buttocks, and the pain is immediately super sour and pungent; But I was really sick and had a fever, and I was stabbed by an injection, but I was not afraid at all, and it didn't hurt at all.

Seventeen, I hate injections and medicines all my life, and I am most afraid of lightning and thunder.

18. The first day 194 was in a hurry. Today is the first anniversary of mom and dad's wedding! I wanted to take you for an injection in the morning, but you just didn't get up or sleep. Eat banana rice noodles and get an injection when you wake up. You are very active there. After the injection, you cry to buy clothes today! I spent a lot of money. It was a gift from my father. I fell asleep after shopping! I always wake up crying when I come back to sleep. I must be afraid!

Xiao Chen is one year old and seven months old, and her baby's language has not improved much. I still insist on giving him an early education class. I don't ask him to learn anything. I just hope he can get in touch with more children and have fun, because he was hospitalized last year and was given an injection by a stranger, which left him with psychological trauma. He is really afraid of people he doesn't know, but I don't insist because he is very good in front of his familiar sisters and friends. I am willing to share my baby and grow up with you.

Twenty, it doesn't cost much to raise a puppy, but the follow-up is particularly troublesome. I arrested my roommate's little girl and arrested me every day. I'm fine. She's scared, so I'd better let her have an injection. I have to find someone to take care of her, and no one is allowed to raise her, but I think I can't go back on my word if I promise.

Twenty-one, recently, when the hospital added beds to computers, there were no beds, and the chairs added in the corridors and nurses' duty rooms were all patients with injections. In less than a month, two patients were sent away, and there was no time to be afraid or to think about the fragility of life.

22. Fear of going to the hospital, fear of injections, fear of entering the ward, fear of lying in a hospital bed, fear of pillows and quilts on the bed, and all kinds of fears. It's not that I'm melodramatic, but that I really want to cry.

At that time in March and April, my dog bit my leg. I wasn't worried about the injection at that time. I'm worried about what my parents will do to this dog when they know. Beating and cursing is a trivial matter. I am most afraid that they will sell it. On the way to the hospital, I always wondered if I would go to see the dog when I got home. Crying at the thought of selling. I don't blame it for being bitten by it. His eyes and behavior told me that he knew he was wrong. It is.

24. There was once a person who believed me. He cares about me, cares about me, loves me and hurts me. I'm afraid I'll get a little hurt. He always takes good care of me. A phone call, he immediately showed his expression. He'll know how sorry I am. He will accompany me to the injection. We had a car accident together. At that time, I was scared to cry, but he smiled and said that you are fine. I'm really touched. Fortunately, I have always been unique in his heart.

Twenty-five, I panic at the thought of having my wisdom teeth pulled out tomorrow. What should I do? I'm a little worried and scared. I have not been afraid of skin tests since I was three years old, and I was planted in stomatology this time. Baby, be brave, you can do it!

Twenty-six, it turns out that I am not as strong as others, and I am the big sister in my mouth! Cry when you are sad, vent when you are bored, and cry when you get an injection! It turns out that the strong shell has already been removed, and the fragile shell has been put back.

Twenty-seven, children really need to be informed in advance, and the older they are, the more self-aware they are. Tell him when I get up that I should be strong and brave when I get up. I'm still a little scared to see others playing. I asked him which arm you chose to hit. He pointed to his right arm and asked me to hold him very calmly. During the injection, I let out a cry and finished my tears before they came out. Then Mimi comforted me, like it! Then I went shopping at 360 and didn't come back until now.

Twenty-eight, when I picked you up, you couldn't walk. You were ill. I'll take you to check, give you an injection and feed you. I'm afraid you're cold, afraid you're afraid. I didn't go to work until I watched you eat every day. You walked slowly, without stumbling, and began to eat and drink. I was happy and excited, and then you left. I'm disappointed and sad. In less than ten days, I cried like a child, and the angel will love you for me.

Twenty-nine, a few days off, take my sister to get vaccinated. Before I had the injection, I laughed at other children, who were so old that they cried after the injection. Then, after it was their turn, they held the door and cried and said no injections. Children are like this, and they are afraid when they see white coats. Going shopping together after work is the same as before giving birth to a daughter, that is, having a daughter to go shopping together, hi Sen ~

30. Drinking Chinese medicine is like drinking water, taking an injection is like not hitting your hands, swallowing pills is like swallowing sugar, and lying in bed all day like a corpse. I'm not afraid of all this and I don't care. Please give me a chance to let him grow up in my belly and let me see this beautiful world with my own eyes.

Thirty-one, nail cutting, injection, bathing, fear and hatred have all been experienced. I've seen you two frightened bears and taken pictures. You must not love me.

32. It is said that you will not be afraid of an injection while covering your eyes.

Thirty-three, I'm afraid of injections but I have tattoos, but I love you so much.

34. Yesterday, Jinan rechecked and ended the injection for three months and one day. I felt nervous and scared when I was waiting for the result. I thought about both results and asked my husband to check them again and again. The moment I saw my husband smiling, I was relieved, but when I got the result, I watched it for more than ten minutes and my hands were still shaking. I want to cry for joy. I think I can finally confidently tell others that I have a bad cold.

Have a fever in the middle of the night, go to the hospital for an injection and send one to a circle of friends.

Go to the hospital for an injection in the middle of the night and send a copy to a circle of friends (I) 1. Infusion is boring, poor and sick, and I really have no money.

2. Take the baby for vaccination. As the date approached, my legs trembled and my heart panicked. I've had so many injections myself, and I've never been so scared.

I am sick and need infusion. If you ask me what I lost, the answer is: I miss your night.

It is said that covering your eyes for an injection will make you no longer afraid.

5. Dreaming of playing anesthetic means that you want to paralyze your emotions.

It's cold, take good care of yourself, don't catch a cold, or the fruit will feel distressed. Dedicated to my favorite Sean!

7. Take medicine consciously when you are sick. I haven't used it to take medicine since I was a child. I am not afraid of injections and infusions, which is really a highlight of me.

8. Got a bad cold! I have a terrible sore throat, damn it, there will be a vocal competition in a few days, which makes me feel embarrassed!

9. Am I really experiencing the eighty-one difficulty? Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain after the injection! Tears of pain welled up while sleeping.

10. I thought I was strong. I didn't know what loneliness was until I got sick, with no one to accompany me and no one to rely on.

1 1. Banlangen: SARS depends on me. Cold depend on me. Bird flu depends on me. Don't make me save the world!

12. I'm still a little scared today. I'm afraid of taking medicine, injections and infusions, and even more afraid of surgery. I don't like all the feelings of being a patient.

13. I experienced the pain of pregnancy, uterine contraction, childbirth, the first injection and the first pain in the hospital bed in October. I am also a great mother now.

14. The house is a mess. The poor husband is alone in the hospital for infusion and wants to go back to Beijing to look after him. At least both sides are peaceful.

15. Take medicine by yourself, inject by yourself, infuse by yourself, and don't infuse the patch ... Well, I am the ultimate woman, come on!

16. cold infusion, injection and medicine, this is the price of winter.

17. I have no other ideas. No medicine, no injections, no tests, just want to be happy.

18. I'm sick again. I looked at the needle on the back of my hand in a daze. My headache seems to be breaking out. I hate being sick.

19. It is said that August is a ghost month. Many people have a cold and fever, and many things are not going well. It is sunny in September. For our good luck, praise one.

I went to the hospital with a fever in the middle of the night and sent a copy to my circle of friends (part two) 20. Stay up until two o'clock every day and start to get sick on the first day of the holiday. The infusion left arm hurts like a cramp.

2 1. It hurts like being slapped 300 times on the back of the hand. It's time to get back to speed. Not yet. I need infusion again.

22. Take medicine if you are afraid of an injection. There is always a doctor who will prescribe medicine. When I have an injection, I'm always afraid. How can I overcome it?

23. I caught a cold twice! Blood transfusion can be good! I've never had an infusion for a cold before!

24. A person was given an infusion in the hospital for three hours. When I got home, the street lamp was on, but he wasn't there.

25. After three days of continuous infusion, I have to take time to assess the long-distance running and want to take a vacation for myself.

26. At the sight of the doctor's smiling face, I am not afraid of injections.

27. Caught a cold! Your eyes are crying! Have a fever! In the hospital! Did you get an injection? Infusion! Scared to cry! Ha ha! Comfortable this time!

28. I caught a cold today and was very annoyed. When I have to take injections and medicine, I feel very uneasy. I am not in tune for talk. I want to be a cold person.

29. infusion, I didn't put it in for the first time, but I put it back a little and put it in. I haven't put it in yet. I tried it again, and it's still the same. Finally, I changed my hands and plunged into it. It hurts, alas, the blood vessels are thin.

30. I thank those who accompanied me when I was ill. I think you are the people I should try my best to love.

3 1. A cold is really uncomfortable. Mm-hmm ~

32. I really want to fly back to you and give you a big hug when I see you outside with an infusion so late. You must take care of yourself.

33. You can't help crying when you are sick, especially when you have an injection. If the needle goes in, it will hurt and make you want to cry.

34. After 4 hours of continuous pain and 1 hour of continuous infusion, injection and consultation, I finally came back to life.

No matter where I go, I will cherish every scenery around me.

36.3 1 month, the first day of kindergarten is very happy! It's great that the baby didn't cry when he was injected into kindergarten.

The person I love, it's cold, so I must put on more clothes and cover myself at night. Or you'll catch a cold! Remember to take medicine on time when you have a cold!

38. After 22 hours of continuous pain and 15 hours of continuous infusion consultation, I finally came back to life.

Cold, illness, injection, 2022 friends circle copy

A circle of friends who get sick with a cold and get an injection is 1. Don't feel sorry for a child with a cold. I know that a cold makes you uncomfortable.

I used to fantasize that I was ill and everyone would care about and love you! But how stupid I am to feel really sick now! Health is the most important!

I thought I could live a better life by making money hard, but I didn't expect my body to stand it. It seems that I really can't live the life of a rich man.

I feel the importance of health only when I am sick, and I don't know how inseparable I am until I lose it. I hope all my fears are a false alarm.

5. Disease is the means and health is the purpose; Disease is the road, and health is the goal.

6. It hurts to get stuck in the child's body! If only it could take the place of getting sick and getting an injection.

7. The happiest thing is that I have a good life with you. Thank you for letting me meet you.

8. People who have no time to rest will always have time to get sick; People who have no time to fall in love will always find time to date.

9. You thought of me when no one loved you, and which girl you hugged when I was sick.

10. What we can do to avoid serious illness, including cancer, is simply to do subtraction in one sentence, which is fundamental. If you don't have too much, you won't embarrass yourself.

1 1. A cold has messed up the whole world. It seems that I have to get better soon.

12. Who will comfort me when I have a cold and fever?

13. What's the big deal if you have a fever and no one to comfort you? At least you know this is the coolest thing.

14. Disease is like a mountain. This sentence is really not blowing! I hope everyone will take good care of their health.

15. Remember other people's advice when you fail; Only when you are sick do you realize that life is fragile.

16. No matter what kind of drug, it needs the help of individual psychosomatic function to play its pharmacological role. If you have a bad attitude, even the best medicine is ineffective.

17. In case you get sick, you will get sick; Damn it, just die.

18. If you are sick, you will recover one day, but you will leave indelible damage in a certain corner of your body. A rain came unexpectedly and a disease came without warning. You're not prepared at all. Are you capable of withstanding this sudden disaster?

19. Say sorry to yourself, because not taking care of yourself will make you sick again.

20. People living in the world always seem to have a serious illness before they know how to be satisfied.

I don't want to stop here, just don't want to stop at "cherish health, eat, drink and be merry in time".

22. Say sorry to your body for not taking good care of you! Now, hold your arm tightly. This kind of comfort is the most affordable.

23. Cold, fever, discomfort, this is my painful day.

24. The only advantage of catching a cold is that no one knows when you cry.

I told him that I was ill, and he didn't care. He just said that he was ill and went to the hospital. Why do you want to see me? Hehe, I smiled. We broke up yesterday.

26. In this world, everything can wait until tomorrow, except health!

27. Don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold. I have poor resistance and am afraid of catching a cold.

I want to strangle these slugs. Why do they keep flowing out? Very annoying. My body is cold and hot now. It's so uncomfortable and anxious! ! !

29. I have a cold and feel terrible. Seek comfort!

30. The exam is really annoying. The point is that I have a cold and am in a bad mood. It's really a dog!

3 1. Being sick is very painful, especially when the person you expect is not around you.

32. Take care of yourself when it is windy. Remember to take medicine when you are sick. Don't get wet when it rains. You have a good life in the future, and I will walk slowly.

I have caught a cold hundreds of times. You have a persistent high fever.

If you don't get sick, you really think you are indestructible and harmless, and there is no pressure in your heart.

35. If you want to achieve great things, don't haggle with others and spend your time on things like chicken flying and dog jumping. In the final analysis, you don't respect your choice.

Money, fame and status, but without health, everything is useless.

37. Life is not as beautiful as you think. I didn't know I couldn't go to the end of my life until I got sick. At this time, if there is a person, accompanying the doctor, what a happy thing.

38. You don't know to take part in accidental amusement until you are ill.

I didn't know how important health was until I was ill.

40. Honey, my hot and cold makes me catch a cold.