Humorous sentences about never drinking again

1. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not drinking.

2. Life is happier if you don't drink a little wine.

3, the wife confessed, less wine and more vegetables. Stand up if you can't reach the food. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

4. wine is poetry to Li Bai. For me, it's harmful and not beneficial. I am determined to quit now. If you see pity, you can help me out of my misery. Take this as a mirror, and let us look at the same kind!

5, a glass of wine, sad for a lifetime.

6. I'm a wine drinker, and I used to enjoy spring everywhere. A glass of wine is a hero, and he is physically damaged and closed.

7. I hope you can say a word about abstinence, but it's hard to catch up with it!

8. Wine is intestinal venom. If you drink too much, you will die of poison.

9. Don't waste water near the river, and don't waste firewood near the mountain.

1. What you drink is sadness and acrimony, and what you spit out is a mess and awareness. The reflection in the cup, which is slightly drunk and free and easy, is just like the most real beauty released after drinking it.

11. If you drink a catty a day, you will lose ten springs in your life.

12. You have to have a heart of stone to give up drinking, and you have to insist on giving up drinking and not relaxing, regardless of the wind in the southeast and northwest.

13. In order not to offend my friends after drinking, and to maintain my feelings, in view of the above-mentioned bear-like drunken behavior, I decided not to drink so much wine in the future, and hereby wrote a pledge of abstinence, and I will never drink again from today!

14. I swear: I voluntarily quit the drinking team. I will no longer abide by the drinking rules, maintain the order of the wine field, refuse alcohol on any occasion, take the initiative to run away, dare to pretend to be sick, and actively study various strategies to avoid alcohol.

15. Never drink from now on and stay away from the wine table for the Spring and Autumn Festival.