Describe cold humor.

1, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold and I was unconscious.

2. It's cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

I remember it was a cold winter. If you don't want to go to class in the morning, just ask my roommate to help me ask for leave, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

5, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

6. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

7. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. It was not until I was frozen into a dog today that I realized that the beautiful promise was because I was too young.

10, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

1 1, don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

12, it is cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

13, it takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

14. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

15, I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.