20 classic humorous reasons for WeChat to ask for a red envelope

1. I'll tell you seven ways to live a happy life: miss me more, contact me more, dream about me more, care about me more, love me more and take care of me more. Also, the most important thing is to send me more red envelopes!

2. Seeing that Christmas is coming, some people are already sending it, and some people haven't started yet; Some people are about to send it, and some people don't want to send it to you at all. No matter whether others send it or not, mine is the first one: Happy New Year's Eve! Only a red man can be bold. Give a red envelope!

3.77 Valentine's Day is coming. People who like me can send a WeChat red envelope to 20 yuan in advance, people who love me will send 14 yuan, people who want to spend Tanabata with me will send 77, people who think they are local tyrants will send 88 yuan, people who think they love me the most will send 520 yuan, people who are going to spend the rest of their lives with me will send 13 14, and people who think I am a good person will send/kloc. It's time to witness the feelings.

4. New Year's Eve is coming. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, and to show our love for the chairman, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper money greeting cards. You can send me a red envelope on WeChat or QQ. Thank you!

There is such a strange phenomenon, it is estimated that 99% people will not hesitate to open this message, including you, because my message content is: send a red envelope!

6. "Christmas Eve" is here, my friend. You are a "nice guy". I sincerely pray for you: you won't be caught cheating in exams, you won't drive on business trips after drinking, you have money in your pocket, you can flatter yourself with a decent job, you can also make phone calls, and you will live a stable and secure life. All right, it's time to give a red envelope.

7. Christmas Eve has not yet arrived, and peace has been meditated; Christmas hasn't arrived yet, and the blessings have been drawn up; I prepared one message after another just to ... ask you for a red envelope.

8. Are there no red envelopes between us except Christmas Eve?

9. Have you noticed that Santa Claus rode a deer into the chimney and never came back? Have you ever noticed that smelly socks are worn on Christmas Eve, with pipes like the Great Wall and mouths like the sea? On holidays, you must be happy, and don't face the moon with empty stockings. It will be useful to send you a short message. Send a red envelope quickly!

10. Do you know that I have been thinking about you? Will texting be poor? How dare you look down? It's almost Christmas. Will giving me a red envelope go bankrupt? How dare you laugh … Merry Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas, and I will lose as much weight as you give me!

1 1. Peace is a word that people will never get tired of saying. Peace is a sign of people's warm life. Peace is the blessing of a person's life, and peace is the artistic conception that people want to go to. But without red envelopes, we can't talk about Happy Christmas Eve.

12. Friend, send?

13. I didn't receive an apple on Christmas Eve, so send me a red envelope to soothe my nerves!

14. If you can express your feelings with red envelopes, don't send some happy New Year wishes. The wish may not come true, but the red envelope will certainly come true.

15. A person, we don't need to look at his usual performance. As long as the number of red envelopes he sends out these days is far greater than the number of red envelopes he receives, we can conclude that he is a noble person, a pure person and a person who is out of low taste.

16. It's Christmas Eve. I have no money to buy you any expensive gifts, so I can only entrust Santa Claus to give you my heart. Keep it well after receiving it. By the way, remember to leave your red envelope.

17. I hope someone will give me a big red envelope about Christmas Eve!

18. Christmas Eve without red envelopes is an armchair strategist.

19. Frost, wind blowing, snow coming, champagne boiling, turkey cooked, apple smiling, you happy, Christmas Eve bell ringing, my blessing has arrived, and your red envelope hasn't arrived yet.

20. Take a rest when you are tired. I am your post. Stop after trying, I am cheering for you; Wait a minute, I'll recuperate for you. About Christmas Eve, I want to tell you that the good-looking person gave me a red envelope, and the ugly one is still hesitating.