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Drunk and funny. Tell me.

1, intoxicating is nothing more than spending * * * wine, whether flowers are beauty wine or sorrow.

2, get together is a bosom friend, I drink two comfortable wine first.

3, it's going to snow, come and drink!

4, it is rare to get drunk several times in life, so be sure to drink it in place!

5, when drinking, rhetoric.

6. I only like what is in the cup, but I am ignorant.

7. You can't pay taxes if you drink too much anyway. The two brothers are having a meeting.

8. Wine is character, wine bottle is level, and wine glass is trophy.

9. If two brothers are really good, they won't pour ten bottles and eight bottles.

10, one cup of incense, two cups of cotton, three cups of four cups of fairy, five cups of six cups of insomnia! Good wine!

1 1. Drinking educates people. This man is Dionysus.

12, heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

13, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, how about a drink less?

14, hair forward, drink top.

15, drink carefully and don't get too drunk.

16, don't cry if you blow, and don't get drunk if you drink.

17, wine means nothing.

18, the wine lamp must be full when used, and the flowers will be dropped one by one. Mo Yan is young in his thirties.

19, wine is not intoxicating, people are intoxicating.

20, the meaning of drunkenness is not in wine.

2 1, stop saying anything, it's all in the wine!

22. Life is like wine, whether you are awake or drunk, you can smile indifferently.

23, looks like water, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets early.

24, wine is a good thing, you and I are not.

25. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

26. There were hundreds of poems about Li Bai's fighting for wine in ancient times. Today, there are young people fighting for rainy days.