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Did you eat out when you were young? What do you eat?

I'm jealous, and I've liked it since I was very young. Once upon a time, a family used bottles to go to the canteen to make zero vinegar. But I always steal half of it.

When I was a teenager, my parents went to see my grandfather because he was very ill. Eat hot meals at home alone on weekends. Just at noon, my uncle came and wanted to have dinner at my house. Unfortunately, my parents went to see my grandfather.

Uncle saw that I was preparing to cook and waved? Close the door and come with me. Let's eat out of town. ? Children in rural areas, who have never been to restaurants in the city, get excited at once.

My uncle took me to the dumplings in the town, asked for two large plates of jiaozi, and asked for two or two liquors. I'm not interested in white wine, but the vinegar bottle on the table attracted me. ? Does this vinegar cost money? ? Only people who leave the hotel for the first time will ask this question.

Uncle laughed at this. Silly boy, when you get here, you can eat whatever you want. Jiaozi wants money, and vinegar is free. ? Is there such a good thing in the world? Can I have free vinegar? I quickly poured half a bowl of vinegar and threw in a jiaozi.

Jiaozi soaked in vinegar was eaten by three of me. To tell you the truth, I don't remember what it is. Next, I can enjoy this half bowl of vinegar slowly. My uncle sipped wine himself, while I sipped vinegar.

I couldn't help drinking half a bowl of vinegar and soon drank it all. My uncle didn't stop me, but picked up the vinegar bottle on the table for fear that I would be embarrassed. Here, uncle, fill it up for you. ? Said, and poured me half a bowl of vinegar.

I threw another jiaozi in and drank half a bowl of vinegar. Uncle happy? Silly boy, you can really drink vinegar. Tell me, how does it taste? ? I burped and said? Water is tasteless. ?

Uncle was amused by my words. It′s on the house. Of course, it needs water. I won't meet you who loves to drink vinegar so much. You must have lost someone. Silly boy, you'd better eat more jiaozi. ?

When I grew up, I left the countryside. I have also eaten some quite high-end meals in recent years. It's just that a table of delicious food for thousands of dollars has never left any impression on people. However, the vinegar mixed with water has always remained in my memory.

A few years ago, my uncle died. I am grateful that he took me to the restaurant for the first time, and I am even more grateful that he didn't stop me from drinking vinegar. At that time, the dumplings were long gone, and now no one pours water into the vinegar.

Uncle likes drinking, but he is a kind person at heart. Our whole family respects him very much. I hope he can eat jiaozi in heaven.