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Zhang Zhongjing talks about epidemic situation
Last night, little brother took a nap, and then, an incredible scene happened!
Oh, my God, where is this? An ordinary house!
Sitting opposite is a handsome uncle!
And it's an ancient costume!
Brother Xiao: Uncle, who are you? Where am I?
Uncle: You don't know me at all. I despise you. I am Zhang Zhongjing, the "Mr. Zhongjing" in your mouth! I know you well, your grandson. You wouldn't call me "sir" without sincere admiration. Actually, I know you believe me, right?
Little brother: Uncle, you are joking. I'm not angry, but I'll still be angry if you pretend to be Mr. Zhongjing!
Uncle: Shit, it's still fake. What do you think it is?
As he spoke, Shuaishu took out a golden seal engraved with "Changsha Prefecture"! I once dug up a copy of Changsha Hukou Book at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty!
Little brother seems to believe it or not! Mr. Zhongjing has passed away! How can I see his old man again! However, we can't prove that "Uncle" is false, can we?
Mr. Zhongjing: Tell you the truth, grandson, if you ask me anything about me, if you can't say it, I'm a fake!
Brother Xiao: Mr. Zhongjing, let's call you that for the time being! The first question: How about your time, your level of Chinese medicine and China?
Mr. Zhongjing: Haha, this question is so embarrassing! At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty where I lived, in fact, Chinese medicine has been surging. To put it mildly, I only ranked seventh in the country in my life!
Little brother: Mr. Zhongjing, if you only rank seventh in the country, it means that many people will surpass your level! Then why didn't the names of these people be recorded in the history books, only your name was left!
Mr. Zhongjing: I tell you, grandson, they are all stupid. Only "knowledge inheritance and knowledge enjoyment" can TCM have a future, right? Therefore, grandchildren are actually not smart. They brought all their life's treatment experience into the coffin and refused to pass it on to future generations!
At that time, although I only ranked seventh in the country, I was still willing to publish my Treatise on Febrile Diseases for future generations to learn from. Therefore, those grandchildren have disappeared cleanly in history, while I have been circulating for thousands of years. Therefore, people with big breasts and stupid people seem to have suffered, but they will be immortal!
Brother: Mr. Zhongjing, you are right. If you hide Treatise on Febrile Diseases, you will be like the six masters before you. So, on the surface, you will suffer. In fact, you will live forever, and so will the younger generation. Either you don't say it or you tell the truth. Whoever loves to learn will not lose anything to me if he learns!
Mr. Zhongjing: You are not stupid either, hehe.
Brother: Mr. Zhong Jing, ask me a question. What do you think of the COVID-19 epidemic?
Mr. Zhong Jing: What else can we see? Our country has done a good job in this epidemic! This epidemic should be the biggest in the history of the world, and there is no one.
When have you ever seen a "severe infectious disease" spread in more than 200 countries around the world?
Is there an infectious disease that will cross the northern and southern hemispheres?
Is there an infectious disease that spans winter, spring and summer?
Is there an infectious disease that will cross the eastern and western hemispheres?
As for someone who combined several of my prescriptions into a "Qingfei Jiedu Decoction", I can't comment, but it's good to know that I have never used it like that myself!
Brother: Mr. Zhong Jing, what do you think of the therapeutic effect of traditional Chinese medicine on this epidemic?
Mr. Zhongjing: Can I tell the truth?
Little brother: Be sure to tell the truth!
Mr. Zhongjing: Germany is a country with high medical level in Europe and America, right? China is also the country with the highest level of TCM, right?
Brother: Yes.
Mr Zhongjing: So, we don't play horse racing in Tian Ji. Is it fair that the country with the best Chinese medicine is the country with the best western medicine?
Germany, does it involve Chinese medicine? Don't!
Understand? Need I say more?
Until today, the cure rate emphasized by western medicine is still higher than the effective rate mentioned by Chinese medicine! Don't you understand the cure rate and effective rate? Is this a one-dimensional thing?
Little brother: Really, it's unprecedented! By the way, Mr. Zhong Jing, what do you think of the effect of traditional Chinese medicine in treating plague, which is a serious infectious disease in history?
Mr. Zhongjing: You grandson, throw me the offending pot. I tell you, my descendants have not made great achievements in treating serious infectious diseases, that is, plagues. I'm telling the truth unless you won't let me tell it!
It was not until Wu Youke, Ye, and Sun Tzu's time that serious infectious diseases were basically controlled!
I have seen many historical facts with my own eyes and incarnated many doctors, but facts are always facts and legends are always legends!
I am famous for treating serious infectious diseases, so I have an absolute say in this issue!
How many infectious diseases have caused turmoil and alternation in China in history? There are really history books. In those days, only Chinese medicine did not have western medicine. Did you really not see the tragic results recorded in the history books?
On the love of Chinese medicine, who can love it more than me? However, facts are facts, and I will tell lies. Does it make sense?
Brother Xiao: Mr. Zhongjing, you are so brave. Are you afraid that someone will be unhappy? Will you be punished?
Mr. Zhongjing: I am afraid of anyone who dares to disturb me. I will go to his house in the middle of the night!
Brother Xiao: Mr. Zhong Jing, please tell me about your Treatise on Febrile Diseases!
Mr. Zhong Jing:
What is there to talk about in Treatise on Febrile Diseases? I just collected my experience in treating severe infectious diseases at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty! ! !
There will never be a cure-all experience here. After all, I just use this to emphasize the idea of "six meridians syndrome differentiation" Therefore, the grandson of later generations raped me and thought that my Treatise on Febrile Diseases could cure all diseases. I'm sorry, if there are people who can cure all diseases in the world, it must be "the reincarnation of the people who sold powerpills in the past, and today they have been sold to the wave of plasters."
Brother: Mr. Zhongjing, what do you think of synopsis of the golden chamber?
Mr. Zhong Jing: The synopsis of the golden chamber in this half of Treatise on Febrile Diseases is my essence, so whenever future generations "emphasize treatise on febrile diseases and despise the golden chamber", it actually makes me laugh and cry!
If you don't go out for ten years, the golden chamber will kill people for just half a year!
It will be my initial intention if the grandchildren of future generations can learn and apply the dialectical thinking of Treatise on Febrile Diseases and then return to synopsis of the Golden Chamber! After all, serious infectious diseases are rare, but miscellaneous diseases occur every day!
Brother: Mr. Zhongjing, what do you think of Five Blessingg Six Spirits?
Mid shot: Five fortunes and six spirits, that's Bing Wang's routine, and it has nothing to do with me. Who has seen me mention the word "five movements and six qi" in Treatise on Febrile Diseases?
I haven't seen it, I haven't learned it, and I can't use it. Many later generations think that I wrote Five Blessingg's Six Spirits and hid them in my works. What a black sheep! I have given so much experience, why not hide a Five Blessingg Six Spirits?
So, I won't, even if you won't, it won't affect you!
Brother Xiao: I heard that someone predicted the COVID-19 epidemic? What does Mr. Zhongjing think?
Mr. Zhong Jing: Predicted the epidemic situation? Can we stop joking? The person who predicted the epidemic is said to be an academician. He is by no means an ordinary person, but a leading figure in the field of traditional Chinese medicine. Will no one listen to what he says? Therefore, there is no accurate time, no accurate place, and no accurate disease prediction, which is unreliable!
Me and my descendants Wu Youke and Ye He, we have been fighting infectious diseases all our lives. Which of the four of us predicted the occurrence of infectious diseases? Are we inferior to future generations?
So, don't be superstitious about prediction. The five fortunes and six gods are unpredictable. Is the world the same every 60 years? Is it possible? How could this be
Senior Brother Xiao: Mr. Zhongjing, it is said that many people regard themselves as "classics" and think that only you are the right way for millions of prescriptions in the world, and the rest are nonsense!
Mr. Zhong Jing: Sun Tzu's Art of War, before me, Huangdi Neijing had thirteen prescriptions, right? There are 52 prescriptions, right?
Have I used anything in it?
After me, Huoxiang Zhengqi Powder, Buzhong Yiqi Decoction, Zishou Jieyu Decoction, Buyang Huanwu Decoction, which one used my stuff again?
So my classic prescription is just a kind of Chinese medicine experience, a kind of historical experience. If the world is going to develop and the high-speed rail is rotten, who will ride a donkey when going to Uliji?
Brother: Mr. Zhongjing, do you have anything good for me?
Mr. Zhongjing: Remember, grandson, I have no experience to teach you, because everything has changed. Are the grain, gas, water and wild vegetables still there in the Eastern Han Dynasty?
Do we have spirits? do you have a cell phone? Are there any nails? Do you have any herbs?
Therefore, many things in those days are not suitable for today! The cause of the disease has changed fundamentally!
Therefore, as long as you master my "spirit and law", you are the best learner. Those who only learn from us die, and those who learn from me are endless!
Brother Xiao: Mr. Zhong Jing, please tell me something about tongue diagnosis. This thing has now been mythologized by some "typhoid fever" Chinese medicine!
Mr. Zhongjing: Alas, these grandchildren are killing me! Don't they know that there are several tongue diagnoses in my Treatise on Febrile Diseases?
Although my old man doesn't hate the school of febrile diseases, the saying "the tongue of febrile diseases is the pulse of typhoid fever" in Jianghu is correct!
My grandchildren, instead of playing pulse, show people their tongues everywhere on WeChat? What do you mean? Were you "tooth-protecting cattle dealers" in your last life?
Remember, fifty years ago, Chinese medicine practitioners who claimed to be the typhoid school of Chinese medicine hardly looked at their tongues. Almost no one guessed the symptoms by looking at the tongue coating.
Grandson, I'm going back. It has been thousands of years. I have given my grandchildren no more than three dreams. This is your third time. I'll have a good talk with you about the theory of typhoid fever and miscellaneous diseases when I have the chance.
Remember, "Tao can be Tao, extraordinary Tao"! Therefore, you don't have to try to persuade many Chinese medicine practitioners to accept the right path. Since ancient times, the path has been vicissitudes. Many people are just a kind of existence, not orthodox Chinese medicine learners. No matter what you say, they can't get in the door.
After all, there have never been so many people on the road of Chinese medicine today. So in the last days of France, many people existed to confuse Chinese medicine. I wish you knew what they like to say, whatever, and the words are not light.
If it weren't for our people, we wouldn't be able to pass it on!
Brother Xiao wakes up after drinking, dreaming! What will Mr. Zhongjing tell us next time?
Thank you for watching, be healthy, adjust your physique, and join the team of "physical recuperation"!
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