You have a higher seniority in your hometown, what kind of joke did you make?

It goes without saying that my hometown is senior, let’s talk about myself! My eldest sister is twenty-seven years older than me, and my eldest nephew is six years older than me.

When I was three or four years old, my eldest nephew called me "uncle". I was unhappy. The more unhappy I was, the more he called me "Dihuan", which is the Jinhua people's "uncle" and "uncle". "Qiuqiu" has the same pronunciation. He called "uncle" and I rolled on the ground like a ball. The faster he yelled, the faster I rolled. My nephew was very mean and made fun of me as an uncle.

My father dotes on me very much. He had me when he was fifty-two years old and raised me as a grandson. Every time during the Chinese New Year, a large number of people come to my house to pay New Year greetings, including nieces and nephews. , my niece paid New Year greetings to my parents. My elder brothers and sisters sat down, and my nephew also sat down. When my father saw that I was still standing, he walked up to my nephew seriously and shouted, "Get up, this is where your uncle is sitting." "In the past, people sat according to their seniority. I am younger, but I have a higher seniority. Ha ha ha ha.

This was a joke in the past. Now that I am in my fifties, it’s funny to think about it.

1. I took my girlfriend home two days ago and met an old man in his seventies. I asked where he was basking in the sun, and he said he was back, boy. I pointed at my girlfriend and told him this is my girlfriend.

My partner immediately said grandpa, and the old man said: "Oh, don't call me grandpa. If you two become friends, I will have to call you grandma."