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Men don't want to talk about it.
Looking for a beautiful woman, too anxious, looking for an ugly one, but unwilling;
When you patronize your career, people say that you have no sense of responsibility to patronize your home, and people say that you are incompetent;
Single-minded, people say you are immature; Be careful, people say you are an animal;
Rich, say you are a bad person, have no money, people call you a loser;
Fight for yourself. Rich, old girlfriend. Let the woman raise it. It's better to practice the sunflower collection in the palace.
Don't socialize, for fear that your boss will waste you. Go to social parties, for fear of being ruined by my wife.
Hey! It's hard to be a man these days. Women can wait to get married. What are we waiting for? Women still have March 8, and I
What do you have? I wish all the men in the group a safe fate!
It's hard for men in this life:
Handsome, too hot, not handsome, can't get it;
Be lively, say you are too oily, don't make any noise, say you are too boring;
Wear a suit, say you are too serious, wear casually, and say you are a redneck;
Will make money, afraid that you have a mistress; If you don't earn money, you are afraid that your child will be weaned.
Get married, lest you regret it; Don't get married lest she regret it.
Give birth to a child, afraid that you have no money to raise, don't have children, afraid that no one will raise you when you are old.
It is difficult to be a woman these days, and it is even more difficult to be a man. Men should be good to themselves!
Women's lives are hard: (1)
Be beautiful, too eye-catching,
Not beautiful, not available;
With high learning, no one dares to marry.
Learning is low, no one wants it;
Be lively and say that you attract bees and butterflies.
Be reserved and say that you are putting on airs;
Dress up and call you a leprechaun,
You can't dress up and say that you are not feminine;
Men are discouraged from making their own money,
Men raise it and say you have money;
Having children, afraid of being fired by the boss,
Don't have children, for fear of being fired by your husband.
Well, it's really hard to be a woman now.
So be hard on men,
Be tolerant of yourself.
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A woman's life is very difficult (2)
Find a handsome, insecure;
Find someone who is not handsome, sorry for your youth;
You patronize your career, and people say you are a strong woman.
Visiting relatives and going home, people say you are a housewife;
Single-minded, people say you are stupid,
Be careful, people call you a slut;
Rich, say you are a rich woman,
Without money, you can't live a good life;
Work hard for yourself, and you will be old when you get rich.
Let a man raise it, you can't make up your own mind about anything.
Don't socialize, afraid of being abolished by the boss,
Go socialize before your husband wastes you.
Men are single, and not many people will gossip;
Hey, it's really hard to be a woman these days. Be nice to yourself.
What happens when a woman is over 30 and not married?
Women do have Women's Day,
But it is said to be March 8!
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