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1. This cat also has a lake in its eyes. I wonder what it's thinking.

2. Why do cats and dogs look cute when they are round, but I look fat when they are round?

I woke up and saw the cat's ass. My youth is so miserable.

Even my cat sticks to you, how can I not love you?

The long tail of the little black cat swings from side to side like a small whip.

6. Dreams really have everything. I dream of finding a house to live in and meeting someone I like. Agreed to rent a house with me and start raising cats and dogs together.

7. My cat and I miss you very much.

8. I want to have a home with you and raise a fat cat.

9. If you have a return date, I will wait for you at the intersection with my cat.

10. If I can, I want to have a yard with all kinds of flowers I like, as well as cats, dogs and fish.

1 1. This kitten is so naughty. She dances and somersaults on the sofa.

12. I may never have a cat in my life, because I feel like a cat, which doesn't prevent me from liking it.

13. I often like to lean against the window alone, enjoy the warm sunshine, and watch the cat play alone in the sunshine. It feels very comfortable and elegant.

14. Life is short. When you meet someone you like, you must seriously like them. Maybe you want to raise a cat with me in the future.

15. Miss, can I be your cat? 16. The kitten's ears are shaking and her sparkling eyes are aimed at the mouse in the corner.

17. The kitten is covered with golden hair and shines like it has just been oiled.

18. I like my present life. It's simple. I don't need to envy others or have too many friends.

19. The cat came quietly with its small tail wagging, and its shining eyes seemed to be greedy for your gentle caress.

20. Recently, I saw other people's kittens. I also want to have a cat, but my mother only likes dogs.

2 1. I want to be alone in the corner, licking my wound like a cat.

22. If a cat doesn't love home, it will definitely leave in the end. That's what I do. You should not miss it again.

23. When you really want to give a stray kitten a home, in fact, at that time, what you need more is a hostess for your family!

24. Tigers rarely roar, and all the cats meow together.

This kitten has a keen sense of smell, and it can smell even the slightest fishy smell.

26. Be a lazy cat on a sunny afternoon. Let time pass and enjoy a slow life like a cat.

27. I also hope that one day, I can nest in a hammock on the balcony. There is no cat or you, only sunshine, breeze and scenery outside the window.

28. When it rains, I have to stay at home and tease the cats one by one.

29. The newborn kitten, with closed eyes, thin voice and naked body, looks like a crawling meatball.

30. It's normal to suck cats and dogs. What do you mean by suckling pig? That's really cowhide. 3 1. My cat is very naughty. Can you help me control her? I am naughty, too. By the way, please control me.

This kitten always helps me and accompanies me when I am sad, lonely and in trouble.

33. The cat has black spots on a white background. From a distance, it looks like a mass of white cotton with a few drops of ink on it.

34. There is a lazy kitten in my family who doesn't like to walk. She always likes lying on the sofa and eating meat.

35. The kitten is wearing a black and white coat. It has a pair of sensitive ears and big watery eyes.

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