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Speaking of snobs.

one

? If you can't be a man, success is temporary; Success in life, failure is temporary. ? turn

two

People who speak well are often cold-hearted People who don't say good things are kind-hearted people who are good at being human, and there are always calculations behind them. Honesty is not being a man in front of others. A true friend is one who says you are not good to your face. Those who speak ill of you behind your back are those who see blood. It is not terrible to offend people in front of you, but it is the most deadly to offend people unconsciously. Therefore, you can't just look at the front, but at the back to know the whole picture.

three

Again, a family can't be idolized and a family can't be a person.

four

I really can't be a man. Today, entertainment is prohibited, and announcements have been issued at several stations. Xb is still rising. This wave of Amway is not so hard to eat [surprised]

five

People with different aspirations or principles cannot get along.

Said I looked down on him

I'm sorry, it's really disdainful to make friends with people who can't be human, can't talk and have connections behind them.

Degraded my friend's quality.

six

Can't do things easily.

Cann't be a big shot

How can you be a man without doing anything?

But being able to do things is not necessarily being a person.

seven

Social etiquette of adults:

I am thin. You called me fat. This is a joke.

I am very fat. You were making fun of me when you said I was fat.

Awkward words are never jokes.

Teach you to be a man

eight

? Do it yourself or someone else? If you can't rely on yourself, try to rely on others. Learn to use the power of others, you don't believe it, this is really a truth. For example, people like us can help you achieve it. Is to see if you can be a man. Just kidding!

nine

After all these years of wandering, I still have a career. The road ahead is long. I have to be self-disciplined and work hard, but I can't do things by myself. Have your own beliefs and beliefs and work hard for them. I will keep a low profile in the future.

ten

The primary school was also restless, dismissing a security guard who could not do a good job or be a man, and the principal was forced to resign. Fortunately, my parents-in-law took care of me last semester, otherwise I would have been angry.

eleven

Sometimes it's not just love, I want to know some good people, not to hurt me intentionally, but also to teach me to be a man. In my heart, a good man is not a rich man. He can guide you in a good direction, make you feel comfortable from the bottom of your heart, and remind you when I do something wrong. But I am stupid, I won't take the initiative to give it to others, and my understanding is poor, so I have no luck.

twelve

There have always been assholes, and now there are so many, they can't do it, and they don't know the minimum rules of being a man. No wonder.

thirteen

Mbappé' s diving tonight has been praised by many netizens a few days ago. Many people say that he 19 years old, has a bad personality and dives at a young age. I don't deny that he really doesn't look like a man, but it's too exaggerated to take a ball game as an example. You said he had a bad personality, but he donated all the bonuses. You can't completely deny him because of this! !

fourteen

The fact is, I have low self-control and no clear goal. Accustomed to escape from reality, loved by family. I can't do anything. Physical education is particularly poor, and there has been no score in the solid ball exam. Being an independent person is easy to be led by public opinion. Always watching variety shows consumes time and can't afford to learn.

I can actually see myself clearly, but I don't want to talk about myself. Easily immersed in pain. I have no talent. I don't know anything. I'm afraid of death.

fifteen

I have to feel bad about what Chunjie and Cube have done.

There can't be so many shots and such a good script in other groups.

Now that everyone praises "Buddha", "responsibility" is not enough?

What's the point of voting in the next round at the venue?

As the mother of Chiba, I also thank my two sisters for taking geese to practice.

Why are some fans so inhuman?

You have to pick them out when you are scolded together.

Did the four Japanese sisters lie down until the day of the game?

What was set off didn't say anything.

How did you get the positive role?

sixteen

Thank you. This may take a while. Although I like what I am doing now, I hope that the premise is that I am still me, I dare to say and do, I am fearless, and I will never compromise with myself with my tail between my legs. Giving up the hobby of self-maintenance will make me feel a hundred times worse one day.

seventeen

A little wronged and a little sad. I know that friends don't last long, and I also know that people should not be delusional. A little more greed will bring more disappointment I don't want to take the initiative, because I know the result, because I know that I am not important. So, I just try my best to give what I have, but maybe that's not what you want. I'm not bad. I am not a person who can only talk empty words. Gradually, I became the so-called big boss in my class, but I also lost my heart. In college, I experienced the first class evaluation, not my own. That honor is a little insignificant compared with others, but I feel very lonely. I'm trying to make you feel that you are important to me, but there are enough people around you to replace me, so I really don't care. I know an adult shouldn't say too much melodramatic words, but I don't know where I lost. I did my best. Maybe this is not what you want, but it is really all I have. I hate hope, because every time it brings me disappointment, I never get what I want. I am an optimistic person, but I will also be very sad. Seriously, sometimes I'm really tired and want to go home. I am a straight man and have nothing to say to anyone. I know a lot, and I don't know much. I am not a person who is used to chatting with others. I spent most of my time in silence. I don't know what to say. Did I lose on face value? Or did you leave it somewhere? I know a lot of girls, and every time I walk on a different side, but that's my circle. Sometimes I think I should avoid it, but does it matter? Because you don't care. Don't care is don't care. I can't live without anyone.

eighteen

Now society has some praise for parents. It doesn't mean that just because you give your child life, you can rank among the great. But this is really just the beginning. You should be responsible for his life and set an example for him. You can't do it yourself. Why should children do it? You would say that times have changed. I mean to be a man. If I have children, I will definitely not relax, for fear that my lack of cognition will affect the growth of children. I will definitely say sorry to him, and my father can't do better.

nineteen

My father's relatives really don't know what emotional intelligence is. It's so inhuman. In short, the goodwill drops to negative, and I don't want to associate with them until I die.

twenty

I don't know why, when others like Kai, a powerful cheetah, I don't particularly like him. I think he is a little handsome, even a little greasy. After listening to the voice, I don't think he can be a man. But it was not until I saw him at the youth reunion that I began to think, ah, he is kind, but he is too straight and not smooth. I saw the latest runner. He doesn't have many shots, but I like him better. I'm not as grumpy as before. I saw a brand-new him. He will turn into a faint smile when he is ridiculed by others. He won't blush and have a thick neck as before. He won't complain when he accepts the English challenge. For his childhood dream, he will play on the playground for a day. Although I think he may have chosen not to participate in the competition, all this makes me feel that he has changed, become more mature, know himself better and be more indifferent. Maybe this is the magic of growing up.

twenty-one

This kind of service is really bad. If you want a cup of boiled water for your child, the waiter says no. Can't be a man or do things? Anger, anger

Twenty Two

Maybe I broke my jar when I knew I wouldn't stay long. Think about it. If I do sign the deed of sale in the future, I may not be able to tell anyone. Is it really tiring to be a man? Why don't we be honest with each other?

twenty-three

Wisdom teeth are a good thing. If it hurts, you have to go to the hospital for tooth extraction.

Wine is also a good thing. If you drink too much, you will feel uncomfortable.

But you are not a good person. You don't talk much.

Read a good bedtime story before, and then read How to Speak.

Being a man for the first time. Why can't you talk?

twenty-four

I feel that I have grown up recently and can fight for my rights and interests. I don't rob others, but I won't let others rob me. I can also learn to be careful not to let others leave something behind.

Anyway, whoever is wrong is embarrassed, that's right.

twenty-five

In the circle of friends, classmates, relatives and friends are selling this and that. They don't talk every time they watch it. After a long time, it will be a bit embarrassing. They always refuse to buy it, as if they are too incompetent. .

twenty-six

Sometimes I want to pretend to be crazy, and sometimes I want to escape. Occasionally there will be uncontrollable small emotions. No one can talk big, and no one can play high-profile, which is just self-righteous. People just want to be a good person, not everyone can learn to do it. What they do is bullshit!

twenty-seven

Could it be that I was born wrong? I shouldn't be a man in the first place, but I accidentally existed in this world, so I didn't adapt.

28

Don't be too snobbish. Everyone is making progress. No one knows what kind of abilities people will have in the future, but people without ambition have these characteristics. First, they are lazy and don't want to make progress every day. If they are lazy, they will never do more. Even a man is too lazy to care about their existence.

Twenty-nine

I especially want to run away from home. Now working in school, teaching in winter and summer vacations, I will still go home. My mother now puts my brother's tuition on me and tells me that I will be responsible for his living expenses in the future. It's really unfair to think about it. I really feel that my mother loved my brother several times as much as I did when I was growing up. I really want to start school early and start working. At least this way I won't think too much. It's really hard to be a man.

thirty

Sometimes I really don't know if I can't be a man.

Or is it too much to meet someone

Thirty-one

You never need to explain yourself to others, because people who know you don't need it, and people who don't know you won't believe it. Be a man, you must keep your word.

Thirty two

It's really great to live together in time and space.

I almost cried when I saw it.

I won't admit that I cried.

Love, fame and fortune, and the bottom line of being a man are all displayed incisively and vividly.

Well, I'm still thinking about it. Let me cry for a while.

thirty-three

Can Hyun Shuo be a man or not? It turns out that some people are really shameless to this extent. A man who sends social messages can make a girl who worships him cry, Yang Xianshuo.

Thirty four

So ... In order to work hard in the class, my own affairs have been delayed. Finally, no one told me I was hard. Is it because I can't be a man, or am I too melodramatic? . Hot weather is not easy for anyone. Why do you want me to wipe your ass when you do something wrong? Do you think apologizing is right? Still think I'm too easy to bully, sometimes it really is, maybe I'm too melodramatic.

Thirty-five

Anyway, Uncle Li won't say anything, and he won't say anything. If it doesn't conform to his principle of being a man, don't join in the fun. That was 800 years ago!

Thirty-six years old

There are many things in life that you don't like and don't want to accept, but sometimes you have to accept. Some people will always tell you a lot about life, but just like trading, you won't understand what others are saying without suffering, so trading or being a man is the same. Don't steal the chicken and eat the rice.

Thirty seven

What's wrong with choosing that group? I have a bad mouth today, so I'll fuck you tonight.

Thirty eight

Respect is mutual. If you have a problem, you won't question your self-reflection. But to go to other people's homes and let others reflect on themselves. Please learn the truth of being a man. Always remember this sentence.

39 years old

I wrote a handwritten letter to someone in my notebook, but now I decided not to take it. Save the money and I'll eat two more strings of fish eggs. Some people can't be men anyway.

forty

I feel like I'm living in a big dye vat of intrigue every day. Isn't it good to be simple? Getting up for work every day is like going to war. I am a simple person, happy and unhappy. If one day it is your girl standing here, I wonder if you will treat her like me. I just want to say four words: I am really good at being a person.