20 funny jokes with interesting knowledge

20 funny jokes with interesting knowledge

1, pointing to a height and saying to someone? Do you see it? When someone lowers his head, his mouth will open.

When it is cold, rubbing your fingers under your nose before going out can prevent colds.

Remember to read when you go to the toilet.

4. Two hands and the back of their hands are rubbed together and smell stinky.

5、gt； And > is actually the same melody. If you don't believe me, you can sing: Twinkling Star, ABCDEFG ... Hey, hey, it's the same.

6. The baby's first shit is green.

7. If you sneeze too hard, you have a chance to blow your eyes out.

8. When you go out, be sure to bring a small dry battery in your bag. If your skirt is charged with static electricity, you can rub the positive electrode of the battery on the skirt several times to eliminate static electricity. In addition, dragging a chain behind your ass can prevent static electricity.

9. A man gave his left hand or right hand for the first time.

10, the transparent nose freezes and causes a cold. . . A green nose is a viral cold. . .

1 1. Men dare not cough when urinating (rebuttal)

12, Tibetan mastiff, because of its low IQ, recognizes a master all his life.

13. A cat with three colors must be a female.

14, staring at the palm of your hand all the time will get hot.

15, no matter how big the paper is, it can only be folded in half for 9 times at most.

16. When you dial the phone number with your mobile phone, you will be prompted that the user is on the phone, but you can send a text message.

17, the light bulb can't be taken out without putting it in your mouth.

18, elephants can't jump.

19, which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to Genesis 1: 20-22, chickens came first.

20, bad breath is mostly because the tongue coating on the tongue is not cleaned up.

2 1, there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork.

22. When your python stops eating and sleeping and lies directly beside you, get rid of it! It is measuring whether it can swallow you directly with its own body.

23. A pig can pee for 5 minutes at a time, and a horse can shit while walking.

24, orange fruit, mother tastes better, mother has a circle on her ass, not a point.

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