Praise your sentences with humor.

1, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, and cars have a flat tire. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed.

2. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

One day, I was in the street, and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and said I was empty.

Once I walked into the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

5. A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Chinese New Year. The first part: watching fans on the back, and the next part: turning around, girls love to jump off a building: handsome, handsome!

6. How can I be so handsome that I dare not go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

7. When I look in the mirror, I am often scared by my appearance!

8. Alas ~ I didn't see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~

9. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~

10, one day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome, God listened, and a lightning strike came down. Who told you to lie?