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There is a saying in the Eight Dragons that a monk and a princess are together every night. Both people think it's a dream, but it's not a dream. Tell me more.

Menglang is a virtual bamboo, and Meng Gu is a princess of Yinchuan in Xixia.

During this day's sleep, Xu Zhu suddenly smelled a sweet fragrance, which was neither sandalwood burning in front of the Buddha statue nor vegetable fragrance of fish. He just felt comfortable and in a daze, feeling something soft leaning against his chest. He woke up, stretched out his hand and touched it, soft and greasy, but it turned out to be the body of a naked man. He was surprised and said, "Senior, what's wrong with you?" The man said, "I ... where am I?" Why is it so cold? " The throat is delicate, and it is a girl's voice, not a child's grandmother. Xu Zhu was even more shocked and asked in a trembling voice, "Who are you ... who are you?" The girl said, "I am ... I am ... so cold." Who are you? " He said, leaning against Xu Zhu.

Xu Zhu wants to stand up and avoid each other. In the process of supporting, his left hand held the girl's shoulder, but his right hand held her soft and slender waist. Xu Zhu is twenty-four years old this year. He only talked to three women, A Zi, Tong Lao and Li Qiushui. During these twenty-four years, he only participated in meditation in Shaolin Temple. However, it is human nature to be lascivious and desire less love. Although Xu Zhu abides by the precepts, he can't help thinking of men and women every spring. It's just that he doesn't know what a woman is. Of course, all his imagination is bizarre and inconclusive, and he never dares to mention it to the teacher. At this moment, my hand touched the girl's soft and delicate skin, and my heart almost jumped out of my throat, but it was hard to let go.

With a melody nowadays, the girl turned around and put her arms around his head and neck. Xu Zhu thought the girl was blowing like an orchid, and her mouth was full of fat. She couldn't help spinning, shaking all over, trembling: "You ... you ... you ..." The girl said, "I'm so cold, but my heart is so hot." Xu Zhu couldn't help herself, so she held her in her arms with a little strength. The girl "hmm, hmm" twice, leaned down and they kissed. Xu Zhu's Shaolin Zen skills have disappeared, and his attention has been completely lost. He is a strong man who has never participated in personnel. When the first temptation between heaven and earth struck, he didn't resist at all, holding the girl tighter and tighter. He was out of things for an instant, but he didn't know where he was. The girl became more enthusiastic and took Xu Zhu as her lover. I don't know how long it took, but Xu Zhu's desire gradually went out and he shouted "Ouch!" "With a point. But the girl still hugged him tightly and said wearily, "don't ... don't leave me." Xu Zhu's sanity was clear, but only for a moment. Then he held the girl in his arms and felt pity and love, but he was not satisfied. After more than half an hour, the girl said, "Good brother, who are you?" These six words are subtle and euphemistic, but for Xu Zhu, it sounds like a thunderbolt in mid-air and trembles, "I ... I'm all wet." The girl asked, "why are you so wrong?" Xu Zhu stammered, saying, "I ... I am ..." Suddenly, she froze, and was hit with a acupoint, followed by a blanket, and the naked woman left his arms. Xu Zhu shouted, "You ... don't go, don't go! Gnome male-"sneer at three times in the dark, that is the voice of the child basking. Xu Zhu got a fright, almost fainted, collapsed on the ground, and his brain went blank. Hearing this, Tong Lao walked out of the freezer with the girl in her arms.

After a while, Mu Tong came back immediately and said with a smile, "Little monk, how can you thank me for letting you enjoy this world?" Xu Zhu said, "I ... I ..." I was too confused to speak. Tong Lao untied his acupoint and said with a smile, "Do children who believe in Buddhism have to abstain from sex? Did you make this yourself? Or was it forced by grandma? You duplicitous, romantic and lewd young monk, tell me, did grandma win or did you win? Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha! " The laughter is getting louder and louder, and I am extremely proud. Xu Zhu suddenly realized that Mu Tong would rather die than eat meat to provoke him, but he captured a young girl, which induced him to break his abstinence, and he felt remorse and shame. Suddenly he stood up, hit his head on the hard ice and fell to the ground with a bang. Tong Lao was surprised. He didn't expect the young monk to be so strong-willed and come back from the gentle town. He wanted to kill himself, so he reached out and pulled him up. Fortunately, he is still breathing, but there is a hole in his head and he is bleeding. He was busy dressing his wound, feeding him "Jiuzhuan Bear Snake Pill" and scolding him: "Are you crazy?" If you didn't have the spirit of the North Ghost in your body, the collision would have killed you. "Xu Zhu said with tears," The young monk is sinful, hurting others and himself, and he can no longer be a man. "Tong Lao said," Hey, hey, if every monk breaks the precepts and wants to commit suicide, how many monks are still alive? " Zheng, thinking about suicide, is a major precept of Buddhism. In his own anger, he actually made another rule. Leaning on the ice, he lost his mind and blamed himself, but he couldn't help thinking of the girl. Just then, all kinds of tender and charming things came to my mind and suddenly asked, "So ... that girl, who is she?" Tong Lao smiled and said, "This girl is seventeen years old, beautiful and elegant. She is incomparable. "In the dark, Xu Zhu couldn't see the girl's half face, but her skin was very touching and her voice was very soft. It must be very attractive to imagine. I can't help but sigh when I hear Tong Lao say that he is "peerless and elegant". Tong Lao smiled and said, "Do you think she doesn't want to?" Xu Zhu dare not lie, but it is inconvenient to accept it directly, so he sighed again. For the next few hours, he was in a daze. Tong Lao put chicken, duck, fish and other meat in front of him, and Xu Zhu gave up on himself, thinking, "I have become a sinner of Buddhists. I joined other sects, and I committed killing and abstinence. What kind of Buddhist disciple can I be? "I picked up the chicken and ate it, but I didn't know its taste, and I was in tears. Tong Lao smiled and said, "If you act spontaneously, you mean a real person. What a good boy. " Two hours later, Mu Tong went over and wrapped the naked girl in a blanket and sent it to his arms. She walked up to the second floor of the ice room alone and left them on the third floor. The girl sighed leisurely and said, "I had this strange dream again, which really scared me. It's really ... this is ..." Xu Zhu said, "So what?" The girl hugged his head and neck and whispered, "Happy again." He pressed his right cheek against his left cheek. Xu Zhu only felt her face was hot, but she was in no mood. She reached out and hugged her slender waist. The girl said, "Good brother, am I dreaming? If it's a dream, why do I know that you are holding me? I can touch your face, your chest and your arm. " As she spoke, she gently stroked Xu Zhu's cheek and chest, and then said, "If this is not a dream, how could I sleep in the bed, and I suddenly ... lost my clothes and came to this cold and dark place? It's cold and dark here, but there is another you. There is one you are waiting for me, pity me and cherish me? Xu Zhu thought to himself, "So you have been taken away by a child's grandmother, and you are still in a daze." I heard the girl say softly again, "I always feel shy when I hear the voice of a strange man." Why when I got to this place, I just ... I couldn't help myself? Alas, it's a dream, but it's not like a dream. This is not like a dream, but like a dream. I danced Qimxy last night, and I danced again this evening. No ... don't, do I really have a destiny with you? Good brother, who are you? " Xu Zhu lost his mind and said, "I ... I am ..." You can't say' I am a monk'. The girl suddenly reached out and held his mouth, whispering, "Don't tell me, I'm ... I'm afraid." Xu Zhu held her arm tightly and asked, "What are you afraid of?" The girl said, "I'm afraid I will wake up from this dream as soon as you say it." "You are the girl of my dreams, and I call you Menglang, Menglang, Menglang. What do you say? " She took her hand away from Xu Zhu's mouth and stroked his eyes and nose. It seems to be love, it seems to replace eyes with hands. You should know his face. Gentle palms stroked his eyebrows, forehead and head.

Xu Zhu was surprised: "Oh, she touched my bald head." The girl touched it. I'm afraid it's short hair. It turns out that Xu Zhu has been in the freezer for more than two months, and his bald head has three inches of hair. The girl said softly, "Meng Lang, why is your heart beating so hard?" Why not talk? "

Xu Zhu said, "I'm ... as happy and scared as you are. I have defiled your clean body, and dying 10 thousand times can't repay you. " "Don't say that," said the girl. "We are dreaming, so don't be afraid. What did you call me? " Xu Zhu said, "Well, you are the fairy in my dream. Can I call you Meng Gu? " The girl clapped her hands and smiled: "Well, you are my dream lang and I am your dream aunt. Such a sweet dream, we have to do it for a lifetime, I really hope we will never wake up. " Speaking of affection, they are immersed in a beautiful dream. I really don't know if it's true or not. Is it made in heaven and earth? It was several hours before Tong Lao wrapped the girl in a blanket and carried her out. The next day, Tong Lao took the girl to see Xu Zhu again. When they met on the third day, their confusion gradually disappeared, their sense of shame eased, their love was infinite, and they were happy. It's just that Xu Zhu never dared to reveal the truth of their meeting, and the girl just thought she was in a dreamland and didn't say a word about the scene before she fell asleep.

These three days of love and affection made Xu Zhu feel that this dark icehouse was a paradise. Why don't you seek liberation when you convert to my Buddha?

On the fourth day, Xu Zhu ate bear's paw and venison brought by Tong Lao. People expect her to take this girl to a warm party again. Unexpectedly, Tong Lao has been sitting still. Virtual bamboo is like an ant on hot bricks, fidgeting, wanting to ask again and again, but afraid.