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Who are the wise men in history?
When Cao Cao was building a garden, the craftsmen asked Cao Cao to review the design drawings of the garden project before construction. Cao Cao didn't say anything but wrote a movable type on the garden door. Craftsmen don't understand its meaning, busy disturb to ask Yang Xiu. Yang Xiu said, "The Prime Minister thinks the design of the garden gate is too big." The craftsmen modified the plan according to Yang Xiu's suggestion. Cao Cao was very happy when he saw the transformed garden gate, and asked the craftsmen how they knew their own thoughts. The craftsmen said that thanks to the guidance of Master Yang. Cao Cao praised Yang Xiu, but he was jealous of Yang Xiu's talent. Second, wonderful and good
Cao Cao and Yang Xiu rode together. When they passed the Cao E tablet, they saw the words yellow silk, young woman, grandson and mortar engraved on the tablet. Cao Cao asked Yang Xiu if he understood the meaning of these eight words. Yang Xiu was about to answer when Cao Cao said, "Don't talk yet, let me think." After walking 3 miles, Cao Cao said, "I understand the meaning of those eight words. Tell me about your understanding and see if we think alike." Yang Xiu said: "Yellow silk, colored silk is also, and it is absolutely unique; Young women, girls are also, and it is better; Grandchildren are better for their daughters' sons; The mortar is the instrument of receiving five symplectics, and the word receiving the other symplectic is Qi (Qi is the traditional Chinese character of ci). These eight words are' wonderful words', which is a compliment to the inscription on Cao E's tablet. "Cao Cao exclaimed," Your talent and wisdom make me thirty miles away. " Three, Yang Xiu spit cheese
Once, someone gave Cao Cao a box of crisp candy, and Cao Cao took a bite, so he wrote the word "He" on the box and gave it to everyone. Everyone was puzzled, but Yang Xiu took it and ate it, saying that it was not "one bite for each person".
Fourth, the chicken rib incident
Cao Caoping suffered a losing streak in Hanzhong. If you want to enter the army, you are afraid that Ma Chao will refuse to keep it. I want to retreat, but I am afraid that the Shu soldiers will laugh at me, and I am hesitant. It happened that Cao Cao entered the chicken soup, and he saw the chicken ribs in the bowl and thought nothing. At this time, someone entered the account and asked for a password at night. Cao Cao casually replied, "Chicken ribs!" Yang Xiu told the accompanying sergeant to pack up and prepare for his return trip. When the soldiers asked why they wanted to return to the division, Yang Xiu said, "From the password tonight, we will know that Wang Wei has made up his mind to retreat. Chicken ribs are tasteless to eat, but it is a pity to abandon them. If you can't win today, it's useless to retreat. It's better to return early. Wang Wei's squad is in these days, so I have to prepare my luggage early to avoid panic. " Cao Cao was convicted of disturbing the morale of the army and killed Yang Xiu.
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