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Why don't the monologues at the beginning and end of each episode of the Men's Gang Sun be summarized by a strongman?
Beginning: From the first day we opened our eyes to see the world, we only saw two kinds of people-men and women. They belong to two different camps, and in order to completely subdue each other, everyone strangles each other. According to a distant legend, there is something called love, which can completely end this war. So everyone rushed to find and fantasize, and found that this feeling was also concocted by others in the study. So everyone is more desperate and more painful. Pinch each other to death. In fact, men and women have never known each other well. It's not hard for men to understand, but no one has told you.
End: I began to realize that everyone likes another person for his reasons. There is no love for no reason in this world. Besides wealth and status, beauty and talent, there may be other things, such as wanting a similar comfort, satisfying vanity, escaping from the past and venting some feelings. These are all in the name of love, some are drifting away, and some are really in love with you. There is a reason not to be terrible. The terrible thing is that they don't admit these reasons, but they are attributed to the mystery of fate.
Selective love episode 2
Beginning: choice, the most important thing is choice. From the day we were born, we had no choice but our parents, because it existed before we were born. Besides, you can choose anything, such as choosing a good kindergarten, primary school, beautiful primary school deskmate, junior high school and senior high school, choosing a good university, choosing a good job, choosing a good TV, computer, desk lamp, stereo, choosing different brands of cosmetics and cars; Choose men and women, men choose women, women choose men, men choose men, women choose women. Throughout our life, our life is full of choices. The most important thing for a man is to choose a beautiful woman whose IQ is hovering at the passing line, or a talented woman who can write thousands of words of prose at will. For a woman, whether to choose a poor man who is good to her but has no money or a rich bastard who is bad to her.
Conclusion: We are always choosing and measuring different indicators. Choose rich people, height1.8m, bust, education, attack direction and escape route. Because this time is not perfect, we can only choose what is most beneficial to us, and choosing to be the reason why we are not eliminated has become a magic weapon for us to live. Men wander in the shock of women's beauty and the pleasure brought by talented women who can talk and laugh. The only thing a woman remembers is the one who is bad for you. Rich people used to treat you so well with money. We can't choose, because we have long forgotten that when we really want something in our hearts, we don't have to choose.
Confidante episode 3
Beginning: Looking at the flow of people in this city from a certain angle at a certain time, you will find that all people are the same, with the same expression, the same pace, going to the same place and doing the same thing, just like the products on a factory assembly line. These people all have the motivation to live, and a large part of this motivation comes from one person. This person knows all your worries and all your behavior patterns. When you are depressed, it is your liquid and trash can. When you are happy, it will accompany you to raise a glass to celebrate. This man is called a confidant!
End: I don't know what a confidante means to a man. She may be an outlet for understanding women, and may be a playmate when she is not in love. Or more likely, it's just a virtual emotional environment. Let our lonely hearts find some comfort, after all, in this era, this era. We have rarely dared to pay seriously. But in any case, a confidante is someone who helps you find confidence, courage and strength. Such a precious person, don't let her become a possible stranger because of impulse, loneliness or loss.
The fourth set of equality between men and women
Beginning: Every morning, countless men and women leave their homes and go to work in their respective places on the street. They have different ideals and different occupations. But they belong to two different camps-men and women. Over the years, people in these two camps have been fighting with each other. While retaining their privileges, they should get more privileges from each other's injuries. They were so greedy that they never signed a fair and reasonable agreement. When two people date, it is natural for a woman to be late, but it is not reliable for a man to be late. How to explain it is useless!
Conclusion: From the day of birth, men and women have their own advantages and disadvantages. Why do men pursue women? Why do women keep running away? When you were chased by me as prey, why did you tell me what to do in turn? In fact, men and women are like two puzzles. Only when you find your own piece will you be happy and satisfied. At least left watched Mickey cry, and he suddenly realized a huge mistake. When a woman is extremely sad, all you can do is hug her silently. Then, crying worse than her. Because no matter how compared, every woman's innate maternal love will always be the greatest love you have ever experienced.
Episode 5 Tracking
Beginning: Have you followed anyone? Sneak carefully behind that man and wonder what he is doing when he is not around you. Are you catching thieves at this time? Or are you a thief yourself?
End: Why should we follow the people we love? What will happen to us if we do? Is it for the pleasure of larger foe, or to satisfy your own tragic? Do you really have the courage to accept everything when it is in front of you?
Episode 6 Her friends
Beginning: Friend, we need partners from the youngest age. These partners grow up with you, laugh with you, cry with you, and spend a painful and happy life with you. Some women say they would rather change boyfriends than girlfriends. Because that's when your feelings are most vacant, and the people who accompany you are also the people who tell you what to do when you have new feelings.
Ending: Her friends loaded all her past and pinned all her future. When you fall in love with her, her friends can do anything for you when you are in crisis, or they can give you two knives when you are stable. You can't dominate or interfere. Good thing you have a good plan. I have a wall ladder. When you can't confront her head-on, don't forget that you still have your friends, so accept her!
Episode 7 I won't tell you if you kill me.
Beginning: Have you ever had such an experience? At first, you just want to be with the person you like. When you get what you want, you want the other person to know your every look, every movement and every sentence, and the other person will know what you are thinking. This is the man you have been looking for all your life. The problem is that every time you despair, you will start the same hope next time. In fact, in this world, no one is a worm in someone's stomach. Hold your heart all day and let the other person guess. Your early death will become a nightmare in each other's hearts!
Gu Xiaobai's letter to Mo Xiaomin: (that is, the end)
Dear baby:
Congratulations, today is your twenty-fifth birthday. We haven't met each other for twenty-five years before today. We met different people in different places, experienced different things, grew up slowly and learned to cherish until we met each other. Is this the best time for us to meet? I don't know, I don't know, one day in the future, will we just separate? I don't know. All I know is that every day with you, I thank God for letting me meet you. I am a person who can't express myself. I will write more time, but I can't say. I just want you to know how much I care about you, how afraid I am of losing you, forgive my naivety and my immaturity. I think, with every day of my service, with the time of my gradual maturity, I will love you more and let you know how much I care about you. The era we live in is realistic enough. We will miss the person who cherishes each other and become a lifelong regret. If there is one thing we can grasp in this world, then when we get along, we can tell each other with enough sincerity and words that I really care about you. Even if I lower my self-esteem, even if I risk being discouraged, it is better than saying nothing because of misunderstanding. It's amazing that we can meet. I just want to tell you that I don't want to miss you anymore.
Episode 8 Your appearance
Beginning: We have all felt this way before. When we like someone, she is like this. When we get very close, very close, or simply wait until that person likes you, we suddenly find that she is not what you think at all. So what went wrong? Has she changed? Or is it just our illusion?
Conclusion: When we like a person, she is confident, elegant, fashionable, humorous and considerate in public. We fell in love with that person, only to find that there are so many joys and sorrows in her. Her sadness, her weakness, her unreasonable troubles, her all kinds. Let you think about how to fall in love with such a person, and let the places you can't stand be exposed to you one by one. At this time, we always forget the most important thing. You can see this because she loves you too.
Episode 9 Chasing
Beginning: For love, there is a common word called pursuit. Men's pursuit of women seems to be an essential part of love. What about women? I am also loyal to the pleasure of being chased, but is the pursuit really an essential part of love?
Conclusion: Emotion is natural, it happens naturally and begins naturally. I won't chase you when you come, and I won't chase you when you leave, but it doesn't mean I don't love you, and it doesn't mean I don't have true feelings for you, you know?
Episode 10 Who is stubborn?
Beginnings: For the two people who just met, they are both new, and both are zero beginnings, but they haven't realized that before that, both sides have a long history. Do those things that have passed have anything to do with your present and future? Does it matter? Will you think about it? oh . . Who knows?
End: Everyone has a history, you have it and I have it. Before we met, we all had our own experiences. There is no way to change the past, and because the past has become you and me now, we meet and fall in love and can only change the future. Every moment now determines the future, and every moment in the future is in our hands.
Love, please cheer for me.
Start: We are creating something that doesn't exist, and creating another is space. In fact, in your heart, there is such a studio. When the light is turned on and the camera is turned on, the life you want to see and what you see will be created from this studio in your heart and realized in real life. It all depends on what you think.
Conclusion: We are in a rapidly changing world. Love alone is not enough. Some things you take for granted. When you lose them, you realize that you are not qualified. It's just that God once visited you like a tourist. Fortunately, this time, I know that I am not only me, but also a stronger self is waiting for me in the future, and how much anxiety every man has in his heart.
Episode 12 Valentine's Day
Beginning: Every February 14, there is a unique name called Valentine's Day. Some people say that there is only one day in a year, and two people should be together anyway. Some people say that as long as you choose the right lover, every day is Valentine's Day. So what is the real Valentine's Day?
Ending: What is Valentine's Day? You live in this world, you meet someone who hurts you first, and then you lose heart and don't believe in feelings. So you learned to hurt others, thinking that finding someone who doesn't care, at least there will be no betrayal. Then one day, you will find that person will leave and he will have true love. In the end, you will meet someone who has hurt others as much as you have.
Episode 13 Etiquette as a form
Beginning: From the day when human civilization was born, we invented the etiquette. Everything has its etiquette from dressing, eating, living and traveling. Every country has different manners, and so does everyone. Etiquette has no practical use and form, but it is a lubricant to ensure that everyone, every relationship and every link in this city are operating reasonably. When we get used to etiquette, we can never live without it. The first etiquette about love between men and women is that breaking up must be sad, because it is a respect for each other.
End: Many times we forget that etiquette is just a form and can't represent anything. If it leads us, it will change our destiny. When you break another woman's heart to protect her, there is no etiquette and no room except to say goodbye gently.
Episode 14 Loyal to You or Love?
Beginning: Loyalty, one of the most beautiful words in the world, has been deeply rooted in our hearts since the birth of mankind. It has no legal definition, but it is everywhere. It has no written agreement, but the criteria for judging it are so clear. From the state to the political parties, from social relations to religious beliefs, no one has ever questioned the reason for its existence. It has no space, so it is easy to get and lose, just like in love.
The end: On that day, we walked in from the opposite direction with rows of seats in our hands. I know how hopeful she was. I grabbed her and ordered her to stay with me and not to go anywhere. I will treat her well. In that case, she might really stay. Maybe all she said was to let me keep her, but I didn't do that.
Episode 15 Super Change
Beginning: See what I'm doing now? This is what Qian said. It is the basic training of the actor's sense of stage belief. It helps actors believe that the role enters the role. However, before actors enter the role, there is a brewing period, and they should be slowly involved. But there is another stage, which requires you to change roles quickly and constantly, adapt to roles, and sometimes even without warning. This stage is called life. In the world we live in, everyone is constantly playing a temporary role. Playing well means success. If you don't play well, it means misery
Conclusion: Many times in our life, we will take on another role defenseless. Such a role has no experience before, and there is no textbook. It can only move forward step by step until the next role is unpredictable. Fortunately, because I know that my heart is full of love for this world, I will try my best to do every role well, because this is my way of life.
The conditions of the first 16 set of big money
I don't know when we started to pursue everything with signs. Signs mean a person's identity, status and taste. Signs are endless, and piles of money are paid. The world needs economic development. This is understandable, but sometimes love is no exception. Bunda style, a term that only people in China can understand, contains a lot of complicated knowledge. This kind of knowledge is built by women, and ordinary men don't even want to know it.
Episode 17 Spiritual Love
Beginning: Emotion originally belongs to the category of mind, because it is invisible and intangible, you can say it is fictitious, because it comes and goes, as it says, what you think in your heart is what you think in your heart, but I don't know why, it has always been inextricably linked with your body. Why?
Conclusion: There was a survey that asked what was the best stage in the relationship between men and women. Ninety-nine percent of people replied that at the beginning, we were attracted to each other, tested each other and cared about each other, but every time we rushed down, we always felt that the relationship would be so tight that we would never part. As a result, we separated as quickly as possible, because we entered this era with nothing, and then. How much I wanted to be with you, pat you on the shoulder and listen to your heartbeat. At this time, you are the best.
Episode 18 Friendship is priceless
Beginning: We live in a world that changes every second. Sometimes friendship is more reliable than love. Friends can wait silently when you are in the most difficult time. Peace, light clouds and light winds. Lovers are sometimes the opposite, and the friendship between men and women is different. Men are so rude and simple, and women's friendship is gentle and complicated. When the friendship between men and women meets the love between men and women, it will quickly become two camps.
End: We all need love, just as we all need friendship. We are constantly searching in this world because we are indispensable.
The first 19 episode, the old look is changed.
Start: Do you think the world is big or small? We often think that after breaking up with someone, he will disappear into the sea of people and never appear again, but the cruel reality is that if you are alive, he will suddenly appear. At this time, I have to ask you a question. Do you want him to live well? Or live well, or live badly? Tell the truth! ?
End: The person we loved not only exists in memory, but sometimes she reappears in your life without warning, wearing a completely different smile and brand-new clothes. At this time, did she just fall in love or have a new lover? In fact, everyone you treat with your heart is a time bomb. I don't know when it will explode! The only thing you can be sure of is that when it explodes, your life will change again.
Episode 20 The Question of Love
Beginning: There are about 6 billion people in this world, 6 billion, that is to say, in theory, as soon as you go out, you will meet any of them in the street. You pass these people by and stare at each other. You missed these people in the vast sea of people and will never meet again. Some of these people will become your friends, colleagues and lovers, and some will have a one-in-a-million chance. ! What does marriage mean for this era? Is it the most extreme form of love or the most helpless compromise on life? !
End: when will other women understand that falling in love with a married man is often not out of love, not because the other person is mature, not because the other person is steady, and not because of any responsibility! It is precisely that taboo that satisfies every woman's inner impulse to make up for the fire. When will you understand that what you think is heavier than a thousand kilograms is actually only that light?
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