Humorous sentences that amuse my sister.

My sister is very generous. 2. My sister is lovely. My sister is very clever and sensible. My sister is very quiet. 5. My sister has the appearance of closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers. 6. My sister is very simple. 7. My sister is very gentle. 8. My sister is versatile. 9. My sister is an angel. 10, my sister is very cheerful. 1 1. My sister is very beautiful. 12. My sister is very obedient and never makes trouble without reason. My sister is very generous. 14, in my heart, my sister is very beautiful. 15, my sister is very smart. Humorous sentences that make your sister happy 2 sentences that make your sister happy 1, there is no separation in your heart, which is the real asceticism. 2. Happiness is not eternal; Pain is not eternal. It takes only one sentence to destroy a person, but a thousand words to cultivate a person. Please have mercy. 4. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what is unacceptable. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal. 6. Being with you is the will of love. I want to give you my heart and let you arrange it. It is ready to accept everything, whether sweet or bitter! 7. In fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, I hope you are happy every day. 8. It's hard to say goodbye to each other. It's sad to cry happily. A kiss, a smile and a cry are all long-lasting feelings. Our hearts know each other, and the moon is like my heart at this time, and this feeling has lasted for a long time! 9. I am happy to see you, and I am worried and sad when you leave! You smile at me happily and blush, but you are not happy. Everything is boring! A big basket of sweet words just wants to see you smile happily! Dear, I just want you to live a happy life! 10, there is a kind of love that can be replaced by a credit card without confession; There is a kind of love that can be compared with a stone without words; There is a kind of love that can be interpreted by a short message without explanation! 1 1. Loneliness is a feeling, but long-term loneliness always makes individuals more melancholy and sensitive, and it is not easy to be happy. I really hope you can be happy, because we have all experienced sadness and failure. 12, I don't have the persistence of a fox or the arrogance of a rose. I'd rather be a piece of loess you pass by, or a wisp of air on the planet you love. I don't argue for anything, I don't want anything, and I am full of joy when I meet you. 13, I have a dream every day, so that you will be happy when you receive my message that I miss love, and the troubles of the day can be eliminated. You can sleep like a pig, sleep like milk, and wake up in the morning to see a beautiful sunrise. Good night, let the dream begin to enter. Humorous sentences that make girls happy 3 humorous sentences that make people happy 1. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision. I saw a handsome guy in the mall today. If he is handsome, I can't help staring at him. He looked at me too. I had the cheek to look at it and it turned out to be a mirror. Girls should never go out alone at night, it's really dangerous. No one discourages barbecues and midnight snacks all over the street, so I can't help but walk into a room casually and gain several pounds. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a boyfriend as soon as I appear. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, which is also the most famous in Tianjin. 6. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby. 7. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points. 8. I can't control my mouth, my legs can't move, and I still want to be beautiful after eating in bed. 9. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. What a waste of money for me! 10, the money in the pocket is the most ruthless, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable. 1 1. It's really beautiful to see the heroine's head facing the bus glass. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion 12. Every time someone is mean to me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless. 13, it's so naive to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that you have to look through the photo album. 14, a female colleague said a truth in the morning: I love a mature man who has gone through many vicissitudes, because I can have one myself because of a lovely boy. 15, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better! 16, there is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream. 17, the three tragedies of dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when you check out. 18, reality knocks you down again and again. You have to stand up again and again, but you dare not complain. Who let you eat like a tumbler! 19, when you feel that you have nothing and nothing cute. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat! 20. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.