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Dysmenorrhea wants to send a circle of friends to talk about dysmenorrhea (selected 47 sentences)

1. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

2. I finally brought Li Guitar home and got up to play guitar when I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. It is my obsession with music. Let's go

3. Is your girl's dysmenorrhea really painful?

Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea/

5, changing a woman is more diligent than changing a big aunt pad. Sooner or later, you will have dysmenorrhea, scum.

6. I don't know what it's like not to have menstrual cramps.

7. If a man can take the place of a woman to have a period, he will suffer from dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, miscarriage, childbirth, dystocia, caesarean section, massive bleeding, breastfeeding, artificial milking and deformation.

8. Women can even tolerate dysmenorrhea. Why can't men resist desire?

9. I can't sleep in the middle of the night, listening to old songs, just like last summer vacation. Only the coordinates are hospitals.

10, what I want to see most in my life is the unbearable dysmenorrhea of men.

1 1. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

12, do you know anything about women? Dysmenorrhea hurts hundreds of times more than egg pain.

13, can't sleep in the middle of the night, get up and clean, it's really getting more and more diligent.

14, the doctor said that girls also have androgen, but excessive secretion will lead to dysmenorrhea. I understand that girls who are too masculine are prone to pain.

15, hey, if you can donate the first one like this, go up! ! !

16, dysmenorrhea is like dazzling chewing gum, full of pain and lasting for a long time. More importantly, I can't stop! !

17, dysmenorrhea: There are always people who are disappointed in love. Whoever you love will love you.

18, I can't sleep in the middle of the night. This is the rhythm of being a night owl.

19, girls should not lie on the floor, it is too cold, which will cause dysmenorrhea.

20. I finally know why pregnant women are happiest, because there is no dysmenorrhea.

2 1, what makes me most depressed is not that I am so tired that I close my eyes and sleep after doing so many things in one day, but that I have passed without doing anything.

22. If a man can replace a woman with dysmenorrhea, childbirth, massive bleeding, breast-feeding, out of shape and fear of betrayal, I am willing to buy a house for a man to take care of him for life.

23, wife, you have dysmenorrhea, I will pinch my second child, husband, you are quick to pinch my second child, I have dysmenorrhea.

24, recently always inexplicable sadness, or worry, inextricably linked, can not find a clue, can not sleep at night.

25. I used to get along well with my menstrual period, but my mistress with dysmenorrhea was in the middle.

My heartache for you is more painful than my dysmenorrhea after eating three ice creams and drinking two glasses of ice water.

27. A good girl wants to see a man get pregnant with dysmenorrhea.

28. Dysmenorrhea. Is it cool to drink?

29. Learning chemistry can bring the greatest convenience to life. I can't sleep in the middle of the night. Cook a pot of vinegar to wash the scale.

30. When will a man get pregnant with dysmenorrhea?

3 1, men always feel that there is no need to be a woman's happiness. If you can help us solve dysmenorrhea, have children and lose weight. Then we are happy to make money to support you.

32. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

33. Dysmenorrhea makes him want to die. He knows, but he still plays with his brother. I suddenly feel that you didn't show up when I needed you, so goodbye.

I want to be a man in my next life. I can urinate with bare arms, no dysmenorrhea, no children, smoking and drinking.

35. No matter how awesome a woman is, she will also be defeated by dysmenorrhea.

Only in the dead of night, accompanied by the moon, can you understand yourself, pour out your feelings alone, pack your troubles into your bags, and smile will always fill your heart.

37, menstruation finally left ... Nima, my sister will be a man in the next life ... no dysmenorrhea, no weight loss, no need to worry about mistress, no need to have children, no need to worry about having children.

38, how to clean up the "dysmenorrhea" old * * *?

39. I am a man, I don't need dysmenorrhea, I don't need to wear underwear, I can eat mushrooms and cold tofu, I can go shirtless, I can earn money to raise a daughter-in-law, and I can raise a kannika nimtragol if I have more money.

I want to be a man in my next life. No dysmenorrhea, no underwear, you can eat girl tofu, you can earn money to raise your daughter-in-law, and you can raise a lot of kannika nimtragol with more money.

4 1. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

42. Just now, my boyfriend had a terrible drink. When I asked him how he was, he was telling other women about his stomach pain.

43. If a man can take the place of a woman for menstruation, dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, abortion, childbirth, dystocia, caesarean section, breastfeeding and out of shape, I am willing to buy him a house to take care of him.

44. You women will have menstruation, we men will have nocturnal emission, you women will have dysmenorrhea, we will have egg pain, and people really can't afford to hurt.

45. It's better to wake up after a hard sleep. In high school, I went for an injection and then directly solved it with painkillers.

46, women can even endure dysmenorrhea, why men can't help but desire. !

47. Dysmenorrhea is like dazzling chewing gum. Full of pain. It has grown ridiculous, and more importantly, it can't stop!