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Talk about short-term treatment; Happiness is only late and will not be absent forever.
No matter how your life is, don't forget to smile. May you be your own sun, independent of anyone's light.
When a person has survived the most difficult time, he no longer wants to look for support, and everyone has a burden.
There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect.
5. Clear your mind, forget those unpleasant past events, listen to music, see the scenery, talk about what you can say, do what you can do, take the right path and meet the people you want to see.
6. Life can't be as good as you think, but it can't be as bad as you think.
7. You will never know how strong you really are until one day you have no choice but to be strong.
8. You have to believe that you will be treated gently by the world. Happiness is only late and will not be absent forever.
9. What others say and do can never determine who you are; What you say and do to others can determine what kind of person you are.
10. May you work hard and be loved all your life. Have everything you want and let go of everything you can't get.
Talking about oversleeping and being late for work.
It's getting colder and colder, and a person is late for work. The leader asked angrily, why are you so late? Answer: overslept. The leader asked: Why did you oversleep? What happened? The man replied, I dreamed of a meeting. You made an important speech, which I thought was wonderful. I just want to listen to the thunderous applause of the whole office for a while.
Talking about oversleeping and being late for work.
First, I was late for work for the first time because I overslept. I'm not as late as I am today. I was half an hour late for the second time. The fault happened before the rush hour, and I was informed after the rush hour.
2. Being half an hour late for work in the morning (force majeure) and one hour late for work in the afternoon (setting the wrong alarm clock and oversleeping), even today's sunshine is not real.
Third, it's time to go to bed inadvertently. I overslept in the morning and was late for work, as if it happened a few minutes ago. This boring and numb life is really fucked up.
Fourth, why did I make such a low-level mistake, overslept and be late for work?
I'm so sleepy these days, I overslept and was late for work for more than an hour. .
Six, damn it! ! ! I woke up in my dream, but I overslept and was late for work. Today is my fucking day off! ! ! Rest, late for what? ! I also have a rest tomorrow.
7. Being late for school when I was a child. I am very shy. I went to the class teacher with trepidation to apologize and said that I overslept and was late for a whole class. Today, I overslept and was late for work. I just silently accelerated the speed of washing, and I can send a Weibo sigh on my way to work.
Eight, I had another nightmare, then overslept in the morning and was late for work. I feel uncomfortable everywhere. So many negative emotions in the morning, I felt sorry for myself for two seconds.
Nine, yesterday's film selection was in the middle of the night, which led to oversleeping and being late for work today. I secretly took a few original pictures, and I feel great already. Looking forward to the final retouching effect.
Last night, I dreamed that you suddenly appeared in front of me and stood at the door smiling at me. I dreamed that I was late for work. My colleague's Bichi actually watched me oversleep and didn't call me. I dreamed of an irresponsible doctor, dreamed that I was sick and hallucinated, and I struggled with the object of hallucination. Really sad to cry.
Xi。 I miss sleeping at school the next day, but I overslept in class. Worried about being named or continuing to be unpaid. I can't do it now. I will deduct money if I am late for work, and I will deduct money if I don't go to work. I wake up on time every day for money, and even wake up early, and never dare to oversleep again. A poor and scared man.
Since last week, I overslept and was late for work. . . It is said that I was the first person in our bank who overslept and was late. . . The number of people who were late surged in March. . . Today, in the teller hall run by the director, several people overslept and were late. . . I am working overtime today, and I am still waiting for them at the door when I arrive on time.
Thirteen, my mother, it was too early in the morning and woke up at 6 o'clock. I went back to sleep as soon as I saw the time. I almost overslept and was late for work. Fortunately, my biological clock woke up. .
14. The time difference was so smooth yesterday that I might get carried away. As a result, things that have never happened before have happened one after another: overslept for the first time and being late for work; The first time I took the subway station, I found the eloquence of the subway; I left my mobile phone in a taxi for the first time! All on the same day, this seems to be an early warning signal, so we should hurry back to normal life.
I overslept on Thursday and was half an hour late for work, so I went online to find an alarm clock. Now my mother is no longer worried that I am late for work.
Sixteen, the mobile phone was dead, the alarm clock didn't go off, I woke up in the morning thinking I overslept again, and I was sure I was late for work for several hours. I finally turned on my cell phone, and at 7: 00 10, I felt my body was hollowed out.
Seventeen, it's cold and I feel much better. I overslept for two consecutive days and was late for work. Don't ask me why I just missed the alarm clock. I finally know the disadvantages of living alone, because one day last week, my mobile phone alarm clock didn't go off and I almost overslept. I woke up at six o'clock today, and I have been waking up in a daze to look at my watch and my mobile phone, for fear that my alarm clock would not go off and I would be late for work. The direct consequence of this is yawning all day.
Eighteen, dreaming is thinking, what should I do if what I want is not ready? Then I was late for work because I overslept! I woke up only to find that I had only slept for an hour, and then I was just dreaming. Me? Is it helpful? !
Nineteen, suddenly became a woman who watched TV as a child and was late for work because she overslept, waiting for a red light in a taxi.
Twenty, a man has such a performance, obviously, he loves you very much. When you say that you always overslept in the morning and are late for work, he will definitely wake you up early the next morning; When you complain that the fast food you sent is not delicious at all, he will definitely take the time to send you some snacks you like, or directly invite you to eat the delicious food you are already salivating over. Men don't do these things to all women. Only when they find true love will they spend so much time with each other day and night. It is not easy to meet such a man together!
Twenty-one, the body is uncomfortable and the heart is tired. I slept for a few hours after work in the early morning and went to work early, so that I overslept and was late for work. The whole person is not in the state and doesn't have breakfast until noon. Fortunately, the teacher told me to come back early to rest, otherwise I would have collapsed at this moment. I bought green carnations on the way to work, hoping to be full of health and vitality after a wave ~
Twenty-two, you haven't slept well since last night just because you overslept yesterday afternoon and were late for work? It's so sad that it's rare to have a rest holiday to spread sleep disorder.
Twenty-three, sleeping in ruined the day, overslept in the morning, was late for work, and forgot to bring my mobile phone to the place. I don't know what will happen when I take a taxi home to get my forgotten key on this day.
Today, I overslept and was an hour late for work. I was repeatedly recited by Teacher Ding for a whole day. D: I started my rounds and found you out. I should have waited for you. As a result, someone said that you were late yesterday, so we left first. I didn't expect you to be an hour late. D: You have to work overtime after work today to make up for being an hour late in the morning. D: I don't expect you to help me on Sunday. I don't think you can get up. After all, I'm an hour late: yes,
Twenty-five, being late for work for two days in a row is all overslept. I felt so sleepy yesterday, because my sister stayed up late the day before yesterday and didn't sleep until two or three in the middle of the night. I went home from work yesterday and stayed with my sister until 5: 07, and then I took my sister downstairs to the supermarket to give her a bath and massage at night. Then I went to sleep after eleven o'clock and woke up at seven forty-five today.
Twenty-six, to tell the truth, I slept the first half of the night before going to work. Sometimes I wake up, then I sit up and think about where I am. Which team leader of mine today always has a sense of crisis of oversleeping and being late for work. Look at my phone. Oh, it's only after 8 o'clock. I work at night and then sleep safely.
Twenty-seven, the sequela of sleeping too much during the day is that you can't sleep at night, can't sleep, then overslept during the day, overslept and then went to work late, then took a taxi to work, then wasted money, and then had no money. I can get better at a glance. On the importance of seeing handsome guys every day.
I overslept this morning and was late for work. The reason is that I had a dream and couldn't wake up. Do you know any dreams? I dreamed that I ate a buffet.
29, an unpleasant day, overslept in the morning, late for work! There is a little traffic jam on the road! After school at noon, I passed by the school gate and was stopped! Unhappy! Unhappy! I hope I don't leave any sequelae!
My father got up yesterday morning and saw that I didn't get up. He talked quietly and would remember to wake her up in the future. As a result, I said silently, I sent it for a while and scared the old man. Then it was his turn to oversleep today. I've almost gone out and I'm still sleeping. He was fifteen minutes late for work and called me to ask if I was late. The answer is of course no. How could hhhhh be so stupid?
Thirty-one, by this time, I'm really crazy. How can people who are late for work and overslept in the afternoon not learn their lesson?
I was told that I was late for work yesterday. As a result, I overslept today and was desperate.
Thirty-three, busy Friday. Oversleeping in the morning and being late for work; In the morning, the email WeChat phone kept calling; At noon, Meimei had a meal; Take a vacation in the afternoon to confirm various matters in the renovation of the new home; In the evening, I arrived in Zhu Bao, and the court cheese was sold out. Mobike took the 1 1 road and took a train on the way to his new home to receive goods. Finally, before Starbucks closed, I drank a hazelnut latte and ate an egg-flavored chicken.
On the first day of the holiday, the alarm clock rang. The first reaction is not to turn off the alarm clock, oversleep and be late for work.
35. I overslept this morning and was late for work. I dreamed that teacher Shu Gao called me to class very fiercely. I only brought a book on modern Chinese, not Shu Gao's book. The teacher said that I should take a blank piece of paper to take notes first and stay after class to explain the reasons to her. I just read the gobbledygook full of blackboards.
Thirty-six, I couldn't sleep during the day, started sleeping in the afternoon, overslept again, and was late for work 13 minutes, alas! I don't know how to get rid of this sleeping habit, which has delayed me several times.
37. Although the quality of your circle of friends represents the quality of your friends, I am really glad that your circle of friends will have friends who enjoy themselves, friends who bask in the sun, friends who overslept and friends who are late for work. If it's all stock fund economic policies, I'll feel like an idiot.
It feels great to oversleep and be late for work. I feel even better when I go out and find my supervisor late.
39. Little people can't sleep well these two days. They begin to perform at night, or tilt their heads and patrol the room with black eyes, or play with their tongues, or want to scream twice occasionally, or cry when it thunders and doesn't rain. Dad comes back from work one day and takes care of the metabolism of young people. Finally, he couldn't help it, because he overslept and was late for work for the first time.
40. I heard the alarm today. I watched the live broadcast of the Olympic Games for over an hour. My eyelids can't hold on. Fortunately, Ning Zetao entered the semi-finals, and so did other athletes. I can't remember the name because there is no explanation. I know I overslept. Am I late for work?
Forty-one, overslept in the morning, late for work! In fact, there is another inside story. I dreamed that I went shopping with my mother and bought many beautiful clothes. Try this. Try the one that makes me happy after buying a dozen at buy buy. This painting is the best. Just when I was addicted to choosing clothes in my dream, I couldn't control myself. I just put on my skirt and turned around. Is the boss surprised or not?
Forty-two, the three major illusions of life, mobile phone vibration, someone knocking at the door, he likes you. My three misconceptions-oversleeping, missing the bus stop and being late for work.
Forty-three, the amount of exercise during this period is so low that I can't calm down at all. As a result, I overslept in the morning and was half an hour late for work. I ran with stamps for many days. Anyway, I am very tired after learning. The working day when I come back from vacation seems very busy. Eat a fruit to comfort the little people in the world and live an ordinary and real life. Good night
Forty-four, every day when the weather is cold, I overslept and was late for work. I'm going to buy a book "Learn to Out-of-Body Experience in 30 Days" online and wake myself up in the morning.
Forty-five, still awake. Poof, poof, poof, poof, it is such a night that I can't stop looking at my mobile phone. Oh, the power is expected to last until tomorrow morning. I overslept and was late for work. It's funny, my stomach is screaming. Oh, something is wrong if you don't sleep.
Forty-six, I've been working for almost a month, and I'm late for work for the first time. I mainly overslept.
A dog won't lose weight because it won't miss.
First, why do you forget someone so painfully? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?
Second, no one likes loneliness, but loneliness will make people more practical than disappointment, follow one's inclinations, after alternating hot and cold.
Third, we can't lengthen the length of life, but we can expand the width of life.
Fourth, good times are always short, and I want to be in them, but I don't want to go.
5. cherish it or not. If one day you lose me, I won't let you find me again.
6. We also had good memories, only blurred by tears.
Before the age of 70 or 30, she was a romantic woman who believed in men's ideals; After 30 years old, she still believes in the ideal of a man's mouth, and she is a complete idiot.
Eight, let nature take its course, which contains how much despair and unwillingness.
Nine, it's worthwhile to have you all the way in this life.
Don't be afraid to do something wrong, even if it is wrong, don't be sad. There are right and wrong in life, and there are many things. Looking back, right or wrong doesn't matter.
Eleven, if there is an afterlife, I would like to be your sister, even if we can't step into the marriage hall, I can be your loved one who will never give up!
Twelve, know that you will lose your freedom, know that this is a lifetime contract, in order to get each other, in order to make each other happy, you are willing to make a commitment. Love? A process of pursuing non-freedom, when you complain that it is too non-freedom, it is when you don't love him.
Thirteen, the future is an unknown, no one can predict its specific form, and no one can predict the future of yourself or others, so don't be fooled by the illusion, so that "a moment that should last forever is just in vain at that moment." However, with the constant changes of our world outlook, outlook on life and values, our view of love is also changing. When we look at ourselves and the people around us, we will find that many people often miss themselves when they miss love, making themselves unhappy and losing the direction of life.
Fourteen, times have changed, we forget that we once loved someone without hesitation, forgot his gentleness, and forgot everything he did for me. I have no feelings for him. I no longer love him. Why is this happening? It turns out that our love lost to time. -"The Lost Stray Dog"
15. Time will tell me how I got through that difficult time. What is loneliness? Some people say that loneliness is a feeling, an emotion; Some people say that loneliness is a kind of personality concentration, a kind of lonely sorrow and a kind of shattered glass's performance ... I said that loneliness is actually a state of mind; Only peaceful and quiet people can realize that loneliness is a rare state of mind.
Sixteen, don't think about things that didn't come, and people who don't belong to you shouldn't be wishful thinking. It is enough to live in the present and cherish what you have in front of you.
The greatest act of unrequited love is realization. You don't love me, but I help you. A true secret love is a lifelong career, and I won't give up because he is far away from you. Without this feeling, don't fall in love easily.
Eighteen, see a sentence: to handle the relationship with people, just three sentences: look at people's strengths, help people with difficulties, and remember people's benefits.
Nineteen, commitment is originally a wrestling between men and women. Sometimes everyone is very happy, but in most cases, both sides lose.
Twenty, I have only been entangled with the same person all my life. It is a wonderful thing to remember only that person from beginning to end, without being replaced or tampered with.
Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. -"The summer of the solstice has not yet arrived"
A dog won't lose weight, because it won't miss. People are thin because they miss others.
Twenty-three, because of expectations, will be disappointed.
24. A man's shoulders and arms can be generous at any time; A woman's shoulders and arms are love, which can only be left to the person she loves.
Twenty-five, the meeting is over. If you miss someone, you can't let go of this heart. Meet them quickly, so that many things can be reconfirmed. In this way, you will be willing when you give up. Yi Shu said that familiarity breeds contempt. It's true ... it was so beautiful when I didn't see it, but I never felt it again when I saw it.
The healing department of 202 1 said: when TA is late.
1, you are still alone, occasionally lonely and uncomfortable, and you want a hug, so you are still waiting. It's okay. You'll wait. You must believe that it took that man a lot to find you. All you have to do is take good care of yourself and let yourself meet the best of him in the best state.
If you meet someone and you love him more, you will always lose him. Then, you meet another person who loves you more, so you will leave him sooner or later. Until one day, you meet someone and you fall in love. Finally, you understand that all searches have a process. Once in the end of the world, now it is close at hand.
3. One day, there will be a person who will look at all the s——TAtes you have written, all the Weibo you have written, all the photos you have taken since childhood, and even go to other places to find information about you, try to listen to the songs you have heard, go to the places you have walked, read your favorite books, and taste the delicious things you always shout for ... just trying to make up for your youth-that-when ta is late.
In fact, good love won't make you tired at all, and the person who loves you won't make you afraid that he will leave, take off his shoes that don't fit, and let go of the inappropriate person. You don't need to humble yourself to keep anyone. Anyway, for life. Don't be afraid. Someone always stays up late with you, picks you up in the rain and says I love you. Okay, it's always in the closet. Remember to cherish it when you meet it.
I always believe that what is easy to get should not be good. If love is the same, can I break through the clouds and meet you when I am sad, disappointed and wronged, and then can we hug each other tightly?
6. The best love I can think of is a cup of hot water when I have a cold, washed clothes to dry, trivial quarrels, hugs after I get angry ... When romance fades and family ties fade, isn't the warmth of daily necessities the confession of the longest love?
7. May you always believe in love, find someone who is not a "friend" and have a marriage called "because of love".
8. Find someone to live with. You like him. He likes you. No secrets. No cheating. Not unhappy. Personality is not suitable for running in. You can adapt to different habits. As long as everyone has the determination to persist.
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