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Non-mainstream talk tape
In retrospect, if this thing smells, it is the sweetness and safety of camphor.
The breath of space is weak, and the heart that loves you is getting narrower and narrower.
Falling flowers, flowers everywhere, weeping willows and catkins all over the sky.
Rose is sad because of its thorns or its loneliness.
I am addicted to sleep every night, and I can't find the only one who can save me.
Obviously, I finally changed my words and wanted to go back to the original, but I still couldn't restore my heart.
Those unforgettable pasts will never come back after all …
People die for money, birds die for food. If there is no money in this world,
If I lose my memory, will it be love at first sight to see you again?
Everyone in the world is on the run, but in different ways.
Although our happiness is only the beginning, the future programs will be more exciting.
His smile bloomed to the world, leaving me in the corner.
I love more simply than my face and more naive than my pet.
My position at the moment is always haunted by a beam of sunshine, but I can't capture the tenderness I feel.
I felt the unprecedented fear of infection, and when I reached out, it was all hot black light.
I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.
I see the sun and the moon hanging in the sky at the same time. So, I forgot you.
I need more than just your body language. What I need is your long-term lingering.
When I cry, I just need your "I love you".
I'm remembering things you no longer remember, and unforgettable love is so belittled by you.
I just want to come back to you, even if I get hurt again.
If we choose what we choose, we will bear what we bear.
A tear can reflect the color of the sun. Non-mainstream happiness discourse
Is there a word, a sentence or a thing that won't remind me of you?
There are only two results of loving once. You don't love me or I leave you.
This season, my heart is too cold to sleep.
The world is either forbearing or cruel.
Love will make you sad if you don't say it. Everything is just singing for love.
There is no need to say I love you gently. Because my body has always been the source of your happiness.
Early winter, some sad seasons, inexplicable cold intertwined in my heart.
Unless the time limit is broken, the fate of the minute hand and the second hand is the same.
The winter wind wakes people up from their dreams and has to face the cold of the world.
Go or go, go or go.
Say a funny word: endure or be cruel.
1, endure or be cruel
2. A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi Jiaotong University. When she came out, she sobbed, "I will never get married in my life ..."
3, raw, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
4. Asking how worried you are is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. ...
I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes.
6. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
7. Clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to make sure to leave.
We walk so fast that our souls can't keep up. ...
9, don't and the earth people general knowledge ~ ~ ~
10, come out and mix, my wife will change sooner or later!
1 1. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...
12. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
13, why did you sleep for a long time before you died? ...
14. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.
15, if you tell me to get out, I'll get out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.
16, it's over. You don't care about me either. I'm a dog's dog ~ ~!
17, see you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.
18, I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.
19, I like you so much that you will die.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. ..
2 1. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.
22. I can't feel each other's existence and completely virtualize myself.
23. If you take me as a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.
The lake is quiet, just like a mirror, clearly reflecting the blue sky, white clouds, red flowers and green trees.
25. I don't know when to start. I like to describe my feelings in words.
26. What I once thought I was obsessed with was forgotten in the process of obsession.
To admit one's greatness is to admit one's ignorance.
28. If there is no separation in the heart, it is true asceticism.
29. Forgetting is a luxury, and memory is torture.
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
3 1, Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds have been taken away, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.
32. I accidentally want to grow old with you.
33. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.
34. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
35. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.
36. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.
37. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
38. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?
If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.
40. Our goal: Look at money and make money from it.
4 1, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood (super right! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! )
42, you roll for me, keep rolling ...
43. In the dead of night, missing becomes so presumptuous.
Please don't take my tolerance for you on the spot as your shameless capital.
45. Zhuge Liang didn't lead a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
46. Memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison.
47. I knew you were Uber as soon as I opened my eyes.
48. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
49. Happiness is a comparative level. You can't feel it until something is at the bottom.
Love is like a ghost. Many people believe, but few people meet.
I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.
52. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky for wine ... the sky says, fuck you, I'm so busy that I don't have time to talk to you or watch the weather forecast by myself.
53. Read your message quietly, and the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.
54, beheading is nothing, my head is off but the bowl is big, and I will be a zombie years later.
Come out at the age of 55, and make progress every day at the age of 55. Dream big at the age of 20 and work hard at the age of 20. Years old is basically oriented, and years old is popular everywhere. 18 years old playing mahjong, 18 years old wandering around. Lesbians are always at home and are still hanging on the wall at the age of 20!
56. Being lazy in bed in the morning, I took out a coin from my pocket: If all six are heads, I will go to class! Think for a long time, forget it, don't take the risk. ...
57. I spent 10,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously, "Which one of these is from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week! "
58. I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just don't tolerate money. Yes! ! ! !
59. Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "
60. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. After eating the first one, I was shocked. "Is there anything worse in the world?" I cried after eating the second one. "There really is." .
6 1, met a writer's signature: it may seem so, but it may not. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.
62. It's important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ... and everyone knows what happened afterwards. (Since the Edison Chen incident, I won't say much about the reasons. )
63. Hi! Did you get my message? What's the matter with you? Smile, okay? You look good when you smile.
64. I would like to be a winged bird in the sky, because the air pollution is too bad; Make branches on the ground again, and deforestation is not reliable; People in the world should be happy, and environmental protection should come first!
65. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. To be or not to be is a question; Whether to go to qq or bbs is a question; Whether to chase or wait for MM is a problem, and it is also a big problem!
66. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.
67. You often go to a place, like a place, and miss a place because there are people you care about, not the scenery there. A city will be associated with itself, because there are people who feel similar to themselves, have an atmosphere similar to their hometown, and have people you can't let go of.
68. Let go of your posture in exchange for respect and trust, and gain understanding and support; Put down your airs, win applause and hearts, and achieve success and joy; Let go of fame and fortune, then you can relax your mind and life and have happiness and happiness!
69. I caught the bus in the morning. When I got to the platform, the bus had already left. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! " At this time, a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing." …
70. I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the ground in spring, and I will be shot in autumn!
The most incisive classic says: be cruel, endure or get out.
1, there are two things lying on the glass in the world: a gecko and a class teacher.
2, the three principles of life: either hard, or endure, or roll.
I don't know when I became the most annoying person in my mouth.
4. The more you grow up, the more cautious, the more cautious and fragile you are. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage that is not afraid of losing.
5. Every day, "I am as thin as him!" And "damn, this is delicious!" Wandering around.
6, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.
7. I just want to say "Call me when you go" to this classmate who likes to base his happiness on the pain of others.
8. Every New Year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unforgettable past to make everyone happy.
9. How dare you curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning? I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.
10, "Why does the holiday feel so short?" "Because there is no morning during the holiday."
1 1. I've always heard people say how cool it is to open a room. Finally, one day I couldn't help it. . It's really cool to sleep alone in such a big bed!
12, there are three treasures in the lie: everlasting, everlasting, love till old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.
13, don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.
14. Being serious means losing, and being serious all the time means winning.
15, if swimming can lose weight, how can whales become so fat?
16, people who can see through you are trustworthy: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason for your silence.
17, "I want the dog to bite you" "Will you?" "I can't bear the dog!"
18, I don't envy her being more beautiful than me, I don't envy her being richer than me, what I envy is having you by her side.
19, men hate women's doubts most, often because they guess too accurately.
20. You must remember these two points in your life: don't make a decision when you are angry, and don't make a promise when you are happy.
2 1, I wish I were a boy again, because a broken knee is always easier to repair than a broken heart.
22. Why do people make the same mistake? There may be only one reason: the former one doesn't hurt enough.
23. People are simple when they are young and complicated when they grow up; Poverty is simple, and breadth is complex; Simple when down and out, complicated when in power; Gentleman is simple, villain is complex; Simply look at yourself and look at others in a complicated way. The world is actually very simple, but people's hearts are very complicated. In fact, people's hearts are very simple, but the distribution of benefits is very complicated. People are happy when they are simple, but few people are happy; Complex times are painful, but painful people are bustling.
24. After the meal, the man pays the bill as a couple, the woman pays the bill as a couple, the classmate grabs the bill, and the brother doesn't want to pay the bill.
25, suddenly thought of a very serious academic question, who set 60 points as a pass.
26. Maturity means that you ignore me and I won't say much. If you satirize me, I will laugh it off. If you love me, I will love you more.
27, men are not qualified to shout spicy! Try on your bra! Try sticking your hair around your neck! Try putting on sanitary napkins!
28. You can forget the past, but you must let go.
Talk about non-mainstream personality
1, I just like you so much that it scares me. Thank you for letting me grow up, but in different ways.
Why did you come into my world and disturb everything?
You are my happy memory, and I am your forgotten past.
You should always smile at me. I like watching you laugh.
6. Life is an empty city, full of confusing love.
7. The most extravagant person in the world also wants to be with you.
8. I still miss you, but my love for me has disappeared.
9. True love is to cherish it when you can love it.
10, only blame the original is too simple, you cheated the most true feelings.
1 1, don't worry about love, the sky is neither barren nor old, it's still early.
12, click on your chat window, but don't know what to say.
13, so persistent love you, out of love or unwilling?
14, even if it is dazzling, it can't replace the warmth you gave.
15, alienated people, sometimes not annoying, may be too fond.
16, watch the fans die behind, turn your head and scare away millions of heroes!
17, my heart is not a bus, I can sit down if there is a vacancy.
18, I left you not because I don't love you, but because you don't know how to cherish it.
19, I won't contact you, and you won't contact me.
20. You haven't given me a stable heart, how can I dare to travel alone?
2 1. People who bring sunshine to other people's lives will enjoy sunshine themselves.
22, as beautiful as flowers and jade, like water flowing. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.
23, snuggle up to you, you will have the love of the whole world, warmer than the sun.
24. Love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.
25. The once-flourishing event may be just a dream of Conan, but it will eventually disappear without a trace.
26. Perhaps happiness is not only about having, but giving up perfection is the real happiness.
27, obsessed with that, just because you said it, so I firmly believe.
28. There is no cycle in life, it is destiny takes a hand, just like an all-night carnival.
29. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.
30. If you wake up at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.
3 1, maybe you and I will eventually disappear, but you know, I am moved by you.
32. I never thought that one day: you would hold someone's hand and forget me.
33. My love has broken my partisans, and I can't keep flying in the wind.
34. Even if you work hard, you can only succeed by yourself, and you can only work hard by yourself.
35. Your promise is like a star, so much, but I will never get it!
Give me a hard time, and I'll make you worse than myself.
37. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.
I often tell myself not to hang from a tree and not to get lost in the forest.
39. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.
40. Trust me. Why is it so hard for you to trust me? It's rare that I want to self-destruct.
4 1, girls casually say nothing, but they don't know how much helplessness and bitterness are hidden behind them.
42. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.
43. I can't guess. I can't guess the good or bad of your recent silence. Being together is more lonely than being apart.
44. The so-called friend is nothing more than either you put me together or I put you together.
45. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. How do I feel about this satisfaction?
46. Do you really like someone, and everything he says can affect your mood?
47. Don't worry too much about the vague future, but strive for the clear present.
48. It's not for grandstanding. I don't have a girlfriend for example or a boyfriend for betrayal. I'm fine.
49. Loneliness is that looking up at the sky, the sky is empty. Look around, but there is no you.
50. The wound you gave turned into a scar. Why tear it apart and let it bleed?
5 1, sometimes the enemy is more real than the so-called friend, at least he speaks ill of you in front of you.
Thank you for teaching me how to love. Unfortunately, you just don't love me.
53. Accepting reality is the first step to overcome any misfortune; Only by facing the reality can you surpass it.
54, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
When you stop to think about whether you love someone, it means that you no longer love him.
56. The true meaning of life lies in forgiveness and forgetting. Forgive those who deserve it and forget those who don't.
57. You said you would walk the road of the future together. As a result, you quit halfway and left me alone.
58. Seeing this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.
59. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.
60. Don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only let it fly, let it go and let itself go. .
6 1, when I miss you, it is sweet. When I cry, I miss your fragrance, hold me and give my heart sustenance.
There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.
63. The world is too big and I am too small. I am afraid that love didn't find me and missed me.
64. My brother told me: Sister, you must not be taller than me when looking for a boyfriend in the future, otherwise I am afraid that he will bully you and I will not hit him.
65. In fact, many children leave their mobile phones on the street, not because they want to play more, but to cover up their embarrassment of being unaccompanied.
66. Try to be an elegant woman. Don't be artificial, because artificial women not only make women hate, but also make men hate.
No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be people who love you. No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be people who don't love you
If a person can't learn to forget, it will be a very painful thing. Stop worrying about yourself and forget the painful things!
69. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext, and she loves him.
70. Everyone has a past. To relive the past is not to miss the past, but to learn how to face new people and new things in nostalgia.
7 1, don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.
72. Not every girl can experience so much deception and exaggeration as Hepburn in Breakfast at Fantini. Looking back, someone still loves her.
73. The wind blows like a flower, and your smile shakes and shakes, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky. Look at the snow and the shadows of the season.
74. Every girl is not a lofty person, but to give her life to a man, this action really needs careful consideration. Look at people, but also at the heart.
75. It snowed like a mat all night, just like my lingering heart, thinking of you. Lonely in both places, I miss you so much. Pure love gives you the real you. Love letters are like snow: life has you.
Seeing your smile is the happiest thing in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable thing in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable thing in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful thing in the world!
77. When I first met you, my heart was like boiled red wine, with a faint excitement. Life without you is like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.
78. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.
79. Remember, a lady with real temperament never shows off everything she has. She doesn't tell people what books she has read, where she has been, how many clothes she has and what jewelry she has bought, because she has no sense of inferiority.
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